Current Events > first night with the baby. still at the hospital

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_BlueMonk 08/02/21 3:12:41 AM #1:	We're are the postpartum room. They're looking after my wife because she got messed up on literally all the drugs. She didn't feel a thing while pushing. She had a blast. Delivered our baby in 17 minutes once she was fully dilated. Our baby was hungry hungry hungry but my wife needs sleep so after he breast fed I swaddled him up and put him to sleep AND THEN THE NURSES BUSTED IN SAYING THEY GOTTA CHECK HER FOR X Y AND Z AND HIM FOR WHATEVER All my hard work putting him to sleep Anyway my baby is cute as fuck y'all holy shit. --- JISOO JISOO <cite>_BlueMonk posted [p:956692143] in first nig... [t:79594527]...</cite> <quote>We're are the postpartum room. They're looking after my wife because she got messed up on literally all the drugs. She didn't feel a thing while pushing. She had a blast. Delivered our baby in 17 minutes once she was fully dilated. Our baby was hungry hungry hungry but my wife needs sleep so after he breast fed I swaddled him up and put him to sleep AND THEN THE NURSES BUSTED IN SAYING THEY GOTTA CHECK HER FOR X Y AND Z AND HIM FOR WHATEVER All my hard work putting him to sleep Anyway my baby is cute as fuck y'all holy shit. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_BlueMonk 08/02/21 3:14:05 AM #2:	Apparently he pooped again Dang how much poop could there be in this kid??? Lmao --- JISOO JISOO <cite>_BlueMonk posted [p:956692154] in first nig... [t:79594527]...</cite> <quote>Apparently he pooped again Dang how much poop could there be in this kid??? Lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Arcanine2009 08/02/21 3:17:41 AM #3:	Wait what. You have a wife AND a kid? --- Less is more. Everything you want, isn't everything you need. <cite>Arcanine2009 posted [p:956692195] in first nig... [t:79594527]...</cite> <quote>Wait what. You have a wife AND a kid? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 08/02/21 3:19:21 AM #4:	Congrats dude. You gonna make him a gamefaqs account before or after he's 13? --- https://imgur.com/x04tPRZ https://imgur.com/t7T392I <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:956692213] in first nig... [t:79594527]...</cite> <quote>Congrats dude. You gonna make him a gamefaqs account before or after he's 13?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unclover028 08/02/21 3:21:35 AM #5:	Arcanine2009 posted... Wait what. You have a wife AND a kid? I seriously doubt it. <cite>Unclover028 posted [p:956692246] in first nig... [t:79594527]...</cite> <quote>Arcanine2009 posted... </cite> <quote>Wait what. You have a wife AND a kid?</quote>I seriously doubt it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_BlueMonk 08/02/21 3:29:08 AM #6:	Arcanine2009 posted... Wait what. You have a wife AND a kid? Yes Smashingpmkns posted... Congrats dude. You gonna make him a gamefaqs account before or after he's 13? If gamefaqs' is still around when he's 13 I'll eat a shoe --- JISOO JISOO <cite>_BlueMonk posted [p:956692334] in first nig... [t:79594527]...</cite> <quote>Arcanine2009 posted... </cite> <quote>Wait what. You have a wife AND a kid?</quote>Yes Smashingpmkns posted... </cite> <quote>Congrats dude. You gonna make him a gamefaqs account before or after he's 13?</quote>If gamefaqs' is still around when he's 13 I'll eat a shoe </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrFingers07 08/02/21 3:30:20 AM #7:	It'll never happen but it doesn't hurt to ask Pics? --- :D Brawlin' Mains: R.O.B., Lucario, Pikachu, Wolf <cite>MrFingers07 posted [p:956692349] in first nig... [t:79594527]...</cite> <quote>It'll never happen but it doesn't hurt to ask Pics? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
yunalenne10 08/02/21 3:32:54 AM #8:	Oh my, congratulations~! What's his name, if I may ask? X3 --- "The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it." - Rule 43 <cite>yunalenne10 posted [p:956692376] in first nig... [t:79594527]...</cite> <quote>Oh my, congratulations~! What's his name, if I may ask? X3 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_BlueMonk 08/02/21 3:33:30 AM #9:	MrFingers07 posted... It'll never happen but it doesn't hurt to ask Pics? Lol I dunno If I wanna post pics of my son here Maybe CE 12 years ago, when it wasn't all Russian troll bots and actually a community, but not anymore But I can say he's kawaii as fuck --- JISOO JISOO <cite>_BlueMonk posted [p:956692385] in first nig... [t:79594527]...</cite> <quote>MrFingers07 posted... </cite> <quote>It'll never happen but it doesn't hurt to ask Pics?</quote>Lol I dunno If I wanna post pics of my son here Maybe CE 12 years ago, when it wasn't all Russian troll bots and actually a community, but not anymore But I can say he's kawaii as fuck </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LightningAce11 08/02/21 3:38:07 AM #10:	What is his name --- I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion. -LTG <cite>LightningAce11 posted [p:956692455] in first nig... [t:79594527]...</cite> <quote>What is his name </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jumi 08/02/21 5:28:28 AM #11:	You gonna get him circumcised? Don't do it! --- XBL Gamertag: Rob Thorsman Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/robertvsilvers <cite>jumi posted [p:956693621] in first nig... [t:79594527]...</cite> <quote>You gonna get him circumcised? Don't do it! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 08/02/21 5:33:09 AM #12:	_BlueMonk posted... Yes If gamefaqs' is still around when he's 13 I'll eat a shoe No bamboozle --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:956693665] in first nig... [t:79594527]...</cite> <quote>_BlueMonk posted... </cite> <quote>Yes If gamefaqs' is still around when he's 13 I'll eat a shoe</quote>No bamboozle </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 08/02/21 5:34:24 AM #13:	_BlueMonk posted... Lol I dunno If I wanna post pics of my son here Maybe CE 12 years ago, when it wasn't all Russian troll bots and actually a community, but not anymore But I can say he's kawaii as fuck so this is all fake, got it --- But hey, who's on trial? <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:956693679] in first nig... [t:79594527]...</cite> <quote>_BlueMonk posted... </cite> <quote>Lol I dunno If I wanna post pics of my son here Maybe CE 12 years ago, when it wasn't all Russian troll bots and actually a community, but not anymore But I can say he's kawaii as fuck</quote>so this is all fake, got it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spikethedevil 08/02/21 5:36:12 AM #14:	viewmaster_pi posted... so this is all fake, got it Fuck off with the shit posting. --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! <cite>spikethedevil posted [p:956693699] in first nig... [t:79594527]...</cite> <quote>viewmaster_pi posted... </cite> <quote>so this is all fake, got it</quote> Fuck off with the shit posting. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 08/02/21 5:36:42 AM #15:	watch your mouth --- But hey, who's on trial? <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:956693705] in first nig... [t:79594527]...</cite> <quote>watch your mouth </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo 08/02/21 5:56:42 AM #16:	Babies discharge crap from both ends of their holes. --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:956693941] in first nig... [t:79594527]...</cite> <quote>Babies discharge crap from both ends of their holes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spikethedevil 08/02/21 6:02:52 AM #17:	apolloooo posted... Babies discharge crap from both ends of their holes. Both ends of their holes? --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! <cite>spikethedevil posted [p:956693993] in first nig... [t:79594527]...</cite> <quote>apolloooo posted... </cite> <quote>Babies discharge crap from both ends of their holes.</quote> Both ends of their holes? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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