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Drpooplol
07/30/21 10:15:45 AM
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Money or fruit god?


You can make fruit more and less ripe to your (or those noted in the stipulations below) preferred ripeness by touching the fruit for 5 seconds.

Stipulations:
1) You can in no way make money off of the fruit power.
2) You can use your fruit power for you, your immediate family, and your 4 closest friends.

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CE_gonna_CE
07/30/21 10:16:48 AM
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CosmicShadows
07/30/21 10:17:01 AM
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Drpooplol posted...
You can make fruit more and less ripe to your (or those noted in the stipulations below) preferred ripeness by touching the fruit for 5 seconds.

Stipulations:
1) You can in no way make money off of the fruit power.
2) You can use your fruit power for you, your immediate family, and your 4 closest friends.


Lame AF power i will show you how its done.
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gunplagirl
07/30/21 10:18:23 AM
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Okay, so I need a question answered. Most nuts come from a fruit. Would my fruit abilities also affect them?

And I'm guessing no metaphor "he's the fruit of mother and father" stuff and making someone age any amount between conception and death?

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PC-Builder_Pony
07/30/21 10:19:27 AM
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I'd take the ability, I'd easily make up the $10k buying food to ripen at will

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Blue_Target
07/30/21 10:21:49 AM
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Does that mean that I can turn a seed into a ripe fruit right away? That itself can start a billion dollar agriculture company.

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Drpooplol
07/30/21 10:22:50 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
Okay, so I need a question answered. Most nuts come from a fruit. Would my fruit abilities also affect them?

And I'm guessing no metaphor "he's the fruit of mother and father" stuff and making someone age any amount between conception and death?
You know what, you thought of some wild shit. You got me. You can do both of these things, but nobody else in the topic can.

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Drpooplol
07/30/21 10:23:55 AM
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Blue_Target posted...
Does that mean that I can turn a seed into a ripe fruit right away? That itself can start a billion dollar agriculture company.
1) You can in no way make money off of the fruit power.

and no you can't grow the fruit from seed.

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MedeaLysistrata
07/30/21 11:30:50 AM
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10k

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Butterfiles
07/30/21 11:33:46 AM
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I'd make so much banana bread

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LeoRavus
07/30/21 11:34:50 AM
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The only fruit I buy is tomatoes and they're fine the way they are in the store.

Money.

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mustachedmystic
07/30/21 11:39:59 AM
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Would you have to touch every fruit individually? If I could turn a pile of fruit with one touch, Id buy bushels of fruits during their seasons, and be set all year long.

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Drpooplol
07/30/21 11:40:59 AM
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mustachedmystic posted...
Would you have to touch every fruit individually? If I could turn a pile of fruit with one touch, Id buy bushels of fruits during their seasons, and be set all year long.
If they are naturally connected like a bunch of bananas, yes. Otherwise you need to touch each individual fruit

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masterpug53
07/30/21 11:42:35 AM
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Fruit god, no question, no hesitation.

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gunplagirl
07/30/21 12:57:17 PM
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Drpooplol posted...
You know what, you thought of some wild shit. You got me. You can do both of these things, but nobody else in the topic can.
Deal <3 It helps to read a lot

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