Current Events > Scenario: Would you side with God or the Devil?

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Doe 07/30/21 3:12:54 AM #1:	Choose God The Devil Choose - Results (42 votes) God 66.67% (28 votes) 28 The Devil 33.33% (14 votes) 14 One day you're walking home, carrying a huge paper bag of groceries, when you hear running from behind you. You look over your shoulder to see a massive pitbull dragging a half-broken leash behind it! Just as it's about to reach your heels, a man in a strange red suit emerges from a nearby bush and points at the dog, causing it to slump over. The man introduces himself as Lucifer Morningstar better known as the Devil. He explains that if the pitbull had mauled you at that moment, you would've died and gone to heaven, so he helped prolong your life on the off chance you go to Hell later due to your actions. He lets you know it's a wicked sweet party down there. Just as he's about to leave, a bolt of lightning strikes the ground nearby and God appears, wagging his finger. He chastises the Devil for interfering with His divine plan. He then looks at you. "Can you believe the nerve of this guy? I sent this sweet pitbull-- my favorite breed of dog-- to become your best friend, and he has the nerve to not only kill it, but to tell you that I wanted you dead! Wait, don't tell me you believe him! Well, I'll leave the decision up to you. Should I revive this poor pitbull?" What will you do? --- https://imgur.com/u5kY6Yt https://imgur.com/V6HBhkR <cite>Doe posted [p:956601197] in Scenario: ... [t:79589984]...</cite> <quote> Choose God The Devil Vote View Results Choose - Results (42 votes) God 66.67% (28 votes) 28 The Devil 33.33% (14 votes) 14 Show Voting Form One day you're walking home, carrying a huge paper bag of groceries, when you hear running from behind you. You look over your shoulder to see a massive pitbull dragging a half-broken leash behind it! Just as it's about to reach your heels, a man in a strange red suit emerges from a nearby bush and points at the dog, causing it to slump over. The man introduces himself as Lucifer Morningstar better known as the Devil. He explains that if the pitbull had mauled you at that moment, you would've died and gone to heaven, so he helped prolong your life on the off chance you go to Hell later due to your actions. He lets you know it's a wicked sweet party down there. Just as he's about to leave, a bolt of lightning strikes the ground nearby and God appears, wagging his finger. He chastises the Devil for interfering with His divine plan. He then looks at you. "Can you believe the nerve of this guy? I sent this sweet pitbull-- my favorite breed of dog-- to become your best friend, and he has the nerve to not only kill it, but to tell you that I wanted you dead! Wait, don't tell me you believe him! Well, I'll leave the decision up to you. Should I revive this poor pitbull?" What will you do? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jumi 07/30/21 5:05:27 AM #2:	Satan never lies in the entire Bible. God does. --- XBL Gamertag: Rob Thorsman Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/robertvsilvers <cite>jumi posted [p:956602504] in Scenario: ... [t:79589984]...</cite> <quote>Satan never lies in the entire Bible. God does. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Looked gf 07/30/21 5:10:23 AM #3:	So God is an irresponsible pitbull owner? The choice is easy --- https://gfycat.com/chillynearfiddlercrab.gif <cite>Looked gf posted [p:956602565] in Scenario: ... [t:79589984]...</cite> <quote>So God is an irresponsible pitbull owner? The choice is easy </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slipknirvana 07/30/21 5:14:26 AM #4:	Statin would lead to more short term fun(cocaine, hookers, liquor, etc). While the Bible portrays God as the type to hold a grudge; sending you to hell indefinitely. <cite>slipknirvana posted [p:956602601] in Scenario: ... [t:79589984]...</cite> <quote>Statin would lead to more short term fun(cocaine, hookers, liquor, etc). While the Bible portrays God as the type to hold a grudge; sending you to hell indefinitely. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hornswoggled 07/30/21 5:16:59 AM #5:	Satan is the loser canonically, so my best bet is with God. --- This is the last hoorah. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33sI-ltcm6M <cite>Hornswoggled posted [p:956602631] in Scenario: ... [t:79589984]...</cite> <quote>Satan is the loser canonically, so my best bet is with God. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RedJackson 07/30/21 7:31:03 AM #6:	The flow of these pictures is hilarious --- https://imgur.com/ibuqBTh - https://imgur.com/L5vXdS5 https://imgur.com/bve6U7T - <cite>RedJackson posted [p:956604050] in Scenario: ... [t:79589984]...</cite> <quote>The flow of these pictures is hilarious </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
solosnake 07/30/21 7:35:55 AM #7:	Is this unfair's alt? --- "We would have no NBA possibly if they got rid of all the flopping." ~ Dwyane Wade https://imgur.com/MYYEIx5 https://imgur.com/WGE12ef <cite>solosnake posted [p:956604116] in Scenario: ... [t:79589984]...</cite> <quote>Is this unfair's alt? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 07/30/21 7:41:40 AM #8:	Will I get a harem of demon girls if I side with Satan? --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:956604189] in Scenario: ... [t:79589984]...</cite> <quote>Will I get a harem of demon girls if I side with Satan? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metal_Bug 07/30/21 7:53:58 AM #9:	This is the funniest topic I've ever clicked on. <cite>Metal_Bug posted [p:956604380] in Scenario: ... [t:79589984]...</cite> <quote>This is the funniest topic I've ever clicked on. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metal_Bug 07/30/21 7:55:02 AM #10:	The guy who didn't just kill an innocent dog. <cite>Metal_Bug posted [p:956604400] in Scenario: ... [t:79589984]...</cite> <quote>The guy who didn't just kill an innocent dog. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ruvan22 07/30/21 8:25:47 AM #11:	After watching Lucifer (go watch it!!!) definitely siding with Morningstar <cite>Ruvan22 posted [p:956604987] in Scenario: ... [t:79589984]...</cite> <quote>After watching Lucifer (go watch it!!!) definitely siding with Morningstar </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 07/30/21 8:28:32 AM #12:	jumi posted... Satan never lies in the entire Bible. God does. This is actually canon, btw. --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:956605043] in Scenario: ... [t:79589984]...</cite> <quote>jumi posted... </cite> <quote>Satan never lies in the entire Bible. God does.</quote>This is actually canon, btw. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 07/30/21 8:33:02 AM #13:	Um, like I appreciate the gesture but I don't really want a dog right now and with like the broken leash it looks like someone already owns it? --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:956605145] in Scenario: ... [t:79589984]...</cite> <quote>Um, like I appreciate the gesture but I don't really want a dog right now and with like the broken leash it looks like someone already owns it? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ruvan22 07/30/21 9:11:43 AM #14:	gunplagirl posted... This is actually canon, btw. Wait seriously? So that character trait of Lucifer in the show is accurate? <cite>Ruvan22 posted [p:956605903] in Scenario: ... [t:79589984]...</cite> <quote>gunplagirl posted... </cite> <quote>This is actually canon, btw.</quote> Wait seriously? So that character trait of Lucifer in the show is accurate? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doe 07/30/21 11:25:26 AM #15:	More pitbull lovers than haters on CE. --- https://imgur.com/u5kY6Yt https://imgur.com/V6HBhkR <cite>Doe posted [p:956609304] in Scenario: ... [t:79589984]...</cite> <quote>More pitbull lovers than haters on CE. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doe 07/31/21 1:41:08 AM #16:	A lot of people siding with the pibble side --- https://imgur.com/u5kY6Yt https://imgur.com/V6HBhkR <cite>Doe posted [p:956631969] in Scenario: ... [t:79589984]...</cite> <quote>A lot of people siding with the pibble side </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 07/31/21 6:48:37 PM #17:	Plot twist: the pitbull is actually the Devil, Satan is God, and God is a pitbull trying to resurrect the Devil. --- "If you wanna grow your business you need to exploit more." ~Austin_Era_II "Out of those two? Racist for me... easily." ~Vicious_Dios <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:956651540] in Scenario: ... [t:79589984]...</cite> <quote>Plot twist: the pitbull is actually the Devil, Satan is God, and God is a pitbull trying to resurrect the Devil. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 07/31/21 6:50:37 PM #18:	If I help the devil kill an innocent pitbull that would immediately doom me for hell. No deal. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:956651595] in Scenario: ... [t:79589984]...</cite> <quote>If I help the devil kill an innocent pitbull that would immediately doom me for hell. No deal. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ultimate reaver 07/31/21 10:28:38 PM #19:	i serve the lady of crossroads --- I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth <cite>ultimate reaver posted [p:956657301] in Scenario: ... [t:79589984]...</cite> <quote>i serve the lady of crossroads </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 07/31/21 10:45:07 PM #20:	I'm on my first playthrough, so I'll go with God this time. Next time, gonna partay in Styx. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:956657724] in Scenario: ... [t:79589984]...</cite> <quote>I'm on my first playthrough, so I'll go with God this time. Next time, gonna partay in Styx. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dj1200 07/31/21 10:47:00 PM #21:	jumi posted... Satan never lies in the entire Bible. God does. he does? --- "It was so ridiculous and I have so many feelings about it." -Virtual Energies <cite>dj1200 posted [p:956657780] in Scenario: ... [t:79589984]...</cite> <quote>jumi posted... </cite> <quote>Satan never lies in the entire Bible. God does.</quote> he does? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ultimate reaver 07/31/21 11:00:47 PM #22:	he definitely lies to abraham about isaac --- I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth <cite>ultimate reaver posted [p:956658167] in Scenario: ... [t:79589984]...</cite> <quote>he definitely lies to abraham about isaac </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
toadfan64 07/31/21 11:05:46 PM #23:	Metal_Bug posted... This is the funniest topic I've ever clicked on. I was legit lol'ing, best topic in ages --- Brawl FC - 5412-9555-6314 Also known as Toadfan64 <cite>toadfan64 posted [p:956658287] in Scenario: ... [t:79589984]...</cite> <quote>Metal_Bug posted...</cite> <quote>This is the funniest topic I've ever clicked on. </quote> I was legit lol'ing, best topic in ages</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RyuForce 07/31/21 11:13:28 PM #24:	Revive the pitbull. It's a test of faith and if you don't save the pitbull then the hidden chihuahua that it was actually going after will rip you to shreds. --- "Well, doesn't this just beat all?" ~ Rei, Breath of Fire III PSN: GojiraRising <cite>RyuForce posted [p:956658463] in Scenario: ... [t:79589984]...</cite> <quote>Revive the pitbull. It's a test of faith and if you don't save the pitbull then the hidden chihuahua that it was actually going after will rip you to shreds. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DespondentDeity 07/31/21 11:15:51 PM #25:	Hail ME! --- The web of destiny carries your blood and soul back to the Genesis of my life form. I'm softer than a daisy, if you cut me I'll bleed pink <cite>DespondentDeity posted [p:956658514] in Scenario: ... [t:79589984]...</cite> <quote>Hail ME! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrResetti 07/31/21 11:21:12 PM #26:	slipknirvana posted... Statin would lead to more short term fun(cocaine, hookers, liquor, etc). While the Bible portrays God as the type to hold a grudge; sending you to hell indefinitely. My cholesterol is fine --- https://imgur.com/GRZEGPm https://imgur.com/OeMgQZT <cite>MrResetti posted [p:956658644] in Scenario: ... [t:79589984]...</cite> <quote>slipknirvana posted... </cite> <quote>Statin would lead to more short term fun(cocaine, hookers, liquor, etc). While the Bible portrays God as the type to hold a grudge; sending you to hell indefinitely.</quote>My cholesterol is fine </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJPurple 07/31/21 11:57:20 PM #27:	Id tell god to revive the innocent pitbull but Im going to hell. --- Long Term Effects of Suffering - 8/13/21 #G59 <cite>SSJPurple posted [p:956659544] in Scenario: ... [t:79589984]...</cite> <quote>Id tell god to revive the innocent pitbull but Im going to hell. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 07/31/21 11:58:05 PM #28:	jumi posted... Satan never lies in the entire Bible. God does. ^ Dude's got a point. --- Trumble does not belong on pizza. <cite>Trumble posted [p:956659562] in Scenario: ... [t:79589984]...</cite> <quote>jumi posted... </cite> <quote>Satan never lies in the entire Bible. God does.</quote>^ Dude's got a point. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kanaya413 08/01/21 12:01:52 AM #29:	RyuForce posted... Revive the pitbull. It's a test of faith and if you don't save the pitbull then the hidden chihuahua that it was actually going after will rip you to shreds. LMFAO <cite>Kanaya413 posted [p:956659663] in Scenario: ... [t:79589984]...</cite> <quote>RyuForce posted... </cite> <quote>Revive the pitbull. It's a test of faith and if you don't save the pitbull then the hidden chihuahua that it was actually going after will rip you to shreds.</quote>LMFAO </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thaumaturge 08/01/21 12:06:30 AM #30:	Headshot them both. They both owe me. <cite>Thaumaturge posted [p:956659822] in Scenario: ... [t:79589984]...</cite> <quote>Headshot them both. They both owe me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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