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Garioshi
07/28/21 6:47:28 PM
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These fights are so fucking dull and irritating.

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Xethuminra
07/28/21 6:48:04 PM
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Do they get everywhere?
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pegusus123456
07/28/21 6:48:08 PM
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I see what you're doing and I'm amused

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Xethuminra
07/28/21 6:48:19 PM
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Are they rough?
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Garioshi
07/28/21 6:56:52 PM
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Xethuminra posted...
Are they rough?
No, they're time sinks

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Xethuminra
07/28/21 6:57:12 PM
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Theyre dry?
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pegusus123456
07/28/21 7:01:31 PM
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Holy shit, you did not need to make the same dumb joke in three different posts.

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HylianFox
07/28/21 7:02:34 PM
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Counter
Missile missile missile missile missile
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Missile missile missile missile missile
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Missile missile missile missile missile

you got the DNA!

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Xethuminra
07/28/21 7:02:54 PM
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Welcome to the desert of the real big metroid
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IShall_Run_Amok
07/28/21 7:03:34 PM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Holy shit, you did not need to make the same dumb joke in three different posts.
Of coarse they did.

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nfearurspecimn
07/28/21 7:04:06 PM
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spoilers!

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Xethuminra
07/28/21 7:04:22 PM
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Theyre a time sink

the sands of time

they sink

like....
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mooreandrew58
07/28/21 7:07:51 PM
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Its weird to think Nintendo of all game companies literally made a game involving the hero on a mission to commit genocide

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Xethuminra
07/28/21 7:08:18 PM
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mooreandrew58 posted...
Its weird to think Nintendo of all game companies literally made a game involving the hero on a mission to commit genocide
Oh yeah? What race are the Metroid?
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HylianFox
07/28/21 7:09:00 PM
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mooreandrew58 posted...
Its weird to think Nintendo of all game companies literally made a game involving the hero on a mission to commit genocide

The irony being that Metroids were what kept the more dangerous X Parasite from spreading

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mooreandrew58
07/28/21 7:10:22 PM
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Xethuminra posted...
Oh yeah? What race are the Metroid?

Metroid.

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Xethuminra
07/28/21 7:10:37 PM
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Theyre giant Amoebas.

Theyre a biological weapon.

Theyre robots.

Hostile animals.

Its not genocide. And besides, this entire line of thinking has been addressed since Metroid II......

weird bait, if thats what that is
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mooreandrew58
07/28/21 7:11:42 PM
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Xethuminra posted...
Theyre giant Amoebas.

Theyre a biological weapon.

Theyre robots.

Hostile animals.

Its not genocide. And besides, this entire line of thinking has been addressed since Metroid II......

weird bait, if thats what that is

I know they where created but are living creatures still. One that does have a mind of its own. Remember super metroid. And the ending to this game for that matter

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Xethuminra
07/28/21 7:12:38 PM
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Go by Prime lore and

The Metroid become soul-sucking vampires. Who gives a shit?
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mooreandrew58
07/28/21 7:13:27 PM
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Xethuminra posted...
Go by Prime lore and

The Metroid become soul-sucking vampires. Who gives a shit?

Never played the prime games. Only ever played the 2D games

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Xethuminra
07/28/21 7:13:54 PM
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mooreandrew58 posted...
Never played the prime games. Only ever played the 2D games
She saves a baby Metroid. /tangent
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__aCEr__
07/28/21 7:21:27 PM
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Gets down to the last member of the species and THEN Samus is like "Hey these things are kinda cute."

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HylianFox
07/28/21 7:22:45 PM
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__aCEr__ posted...
Gets down to the last member of the species and THEN Samus is like "Hey these things are kinda cute."

Then she promptly delivers it to the Federation scientists for experimentation

Kind of a lousy mother, tbqh

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Xethuminra
07/28/21 7:22:57 PM
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Nintendo fans
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mooreandrew58
07/28/21 7:24:02 PM
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HylianFox posted...
Then she promptly delivers it to the Federation scientists for experimentation

Kind of a lousy mother, tbqh

Still liked her for some reason though.

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Xethuminra
07/28/21 7:24:56 PM
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Imagine telling someone they need to let a FEW zombies run wild.

So many things come to mind
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mooreandrew58
07/28/21 7:28:19 PM
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Xethuminra posted...
Imagine telling someone they need to let a FEW zombies run wild.

So many things come to mind

I mean I get it. Just a random shower thought that popped in my head. If it wasnt Nintendo I wouldn't have thought about it. Metroid in generally seems like a more mature title than most Nintendo IPs

Just ya know "go wipe out this alien species thats just chilling on its own planet cause some space pirates used them as weapons" (dont think back when the original 2 came out it was known canon that they where created) seemed a bit intense for a Nintendo game

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Xethuminra
07/28/21 7:29:08 PM
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Maybe nowadays tbh

I played Contra and shit.

Mortal Kombat. That was my SNES experience. I blew up Stormtroopers for fun on my PC.
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