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ZannoL
07/28/21 12:35:07 PM
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Does CE bathe at least once a day?


https://www.newsweek.com/mila-kunis-ashton-kutcher-bathing-admission-reaction-memes-1613865

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher raised eyebrows this week when they described their unusual bathing habits.

"I didn't have hot water growing up as a child so I didn't shower very much anyway," said Kunis, revealing that she has passed on this habit to her kids.

"I didn't have hot water growing up as a child so I didn't shower very much anyway," said Kunis, revealing that she has passed on this habit to her kids.

The former That '70s Show co-stars have a 6-year-old daughter, Wyatt Isabelle, and a 4-year-old son, Dimitri Portwood.

"I wasn't that parent that bathed my newborns, ever," Kunis said.

Now that their children are older, Kutcher said they had a system for washingand that was to only do it if they can see dirt on the kids.

"If you can see the dirt on them, clean them," he said. "Otherwise, there's no point."

Kutcher also revealed that he personally uses soap and water on his "armpits, penis, and testicles daily," but "nothing else ever."

He added: "I do have a tendency to throw some water on my face after a workout to get all the salts out."

Unsurprisingly, the admission has led to a tsunami of memes by social media users who are perplexed at the couple's hygiene standards.



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lww99
07/28/21 12:36:35 PM
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YellowSUV
07/28/21 12:36:52 PM
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https://i.imgur.com/3tET5kM.png

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Cheater87
07/28/21 12:37:44 PM
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Every other day.

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CE_gonna_CE
07/28/21 12:37:54 PM
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Master Kazuya
07/28/21 12:38:05 PM
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Daughter named Wyatt?

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ZannoL
07/28/21 12:38:37 PM
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I can't imagine not showering at least once a day. I workout nearly everyday, so not showering would be fucking nasty.
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Derwood
07/28/21 12:39:37 PM
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I would wash Mila regularly
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Letron_James
07/28/21 12:39:48 PM
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Ngl that's pretty fucking gross.

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mustachedmystic
07/28/21 12:40:25 PM
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Look up hygiene hypothesis. Assuming they are teaching them basic hygiene, its probably a good thing to let them be a little dirty.

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C_Pain
07/28/21 12:43:04 PM
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I agree with them. A large part of hygiene is bullshit, but if you dare say that then you are only met with "ewwww you smell" and no actual argument.

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YellowSUV
07/28/21 12:43:14 PM
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mustachedmystic posted...
Look up hygiene hypothesis. Assuming they are teaching them basic hygiene, its probably a good thing to let them be a little dirty.

They are probably healthy, but that doesn't change the fact they probably smell.

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Lost_All_Senses
07/28/21 12:44:55 PM
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Remember that kid on the block who seemed to always have dirt on his face? That kid was secretly rich apparently.

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lww99
07/28/21 12:45:11 PM
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C_Pain posted...
I agree with them. A large part of hygiene is bullshit, but if you dare say that then you are only met with "ewwww you smell" and no actual argument.

thats literally the whole argument.

I shower daily and still smell at the end of the day. Not a stretch to think that smell will get worse over days/weeks.

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mustachedmystic
07/28/21 12:47:05 PM
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YellowSUV posted...
They are probably healthy, but that doesn't change the fact they probably smell.
As long as they dont smell in public, who cares?

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voldothegr8
07/28/21 12:48:33 PM
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YellowSUV posted...
https://i.imgur.com/3tET5kM.png

lmao
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lilORANG
07/28/21 12:48:40 PM
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Babies are a pain to bathe. You have to do everything for them, and then they poop in the bath water and you have to do it all again.
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Smashingpmkns
07/28/21 12:51:17 PM
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Probably not unhealthy to not shower every day but you're guaranteed to smell.
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HylianFox
07/28/21 12:55:24 PM
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Good on them for saving water, I guess

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Southernfatman
07/28/21 12:56:48 PM
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1337toothbrush
07/28/21 1:12:58 PM
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iPhone_7
07/28/21 1:14:15 PM
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There will sometimes be a day where their kid didnt get dirty so they skip bathing him/her that day.

Stop the presses!

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Machete
07/28/21 1:16:14 PM
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armpits, penis and testicles
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HylianFox
07/28/21 1:19:18 PM
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Machete posted...
armpits, penis and testicles

spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch

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limp-bizkit-89
07/28/21 1:21:33 PM
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ZannoL posted...
Kutcher also revealed that he personally uses soap and water on his "armpits, penis, and testicles daily," but "nothing else ever."

He added: "I do have a tendency to throw some water on my face after a workout to get all the salts out."

imagine that asscrack smell lol. And Mila probably doesnt even do that


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Weezy_Tha_Don
07/28/21 1:23:34 PM
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ooof imagine going down on her.

still would tho

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EndOfDiscOne
07/28/21 1:28:23 PM
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I do bathe daily, but Ashton is probably smarter than most of us

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Choco
07/28/21 1:31:47 PM
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limp-bizkit-89 posted...
imagine that asscrack smell lol. And Mila probably doesnt even do that
maybe they have a bidet

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Pandamonic
07/28/21 1:39:18 PM
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Weezy_Tha_Don posted...
ooof imagine going down on her.

still would tho
Gladly.

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Xethuminra
07/28/21 1:40:18 PM
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More like bacterial

amirite?

guys...?
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Tom Clark
07/28/21 1:42:52 PM
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I'm more concerned about Ashton not showering than the kids tbh

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DemonBuffet
07/28/21 1:50:57 PM
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Should be every other day

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Jagr_68
07/28/21 1:52:53 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
Probably not unhealthy to not shower every day but you're guaranteed to smell.

This.

Let's cut the high and almighty bs here.

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RetsuZaiZen
07/28/21 1:56:30 PM
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Imagine the smell of that house

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The Popo
07/28/21 1:57:14 PM
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The kids not bathing every day is no big deal.

But Ashton isnt it less work to hop in a shower than to wash your pits and junk every day without using a shower?

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Turbam
07/28/21 1:58:29 PM
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I'm actually surprised that they got together for real.
That's pretty nice

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Solid Snake07
07/28/21 1:58:57 PM
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We bathe our daughter pretty much every night. Kids are gross. They can't even eat without getting shit all over themselves.

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1337toothbrush
07/28/21 2:47:58 PM
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limp-bizkit-89 posted...
imagine that asscrack smell lol. And Mila probably doesnt even do that
Makes for a more flavorful meal.

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rexcrk
07/28/21 2:50:25 PM
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Seems like an odd thing to be newsworthy

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Sariana21
07/28/21 2:54:29 PM
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Bathing is overrated.

(Seriously, though, most Americans bathe more often than is strictly necessary. And no, you won't smell if you skip a shower now and again, unless you have some bacterial imbalance or are just unfortunate in the BO department.)

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Shablagoo
07/28/21 2:56:29 PM
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Ok so if Ashton washes his armpits and privates that probably mitigates much of the smell, but doesnt the rest of his body feel itchy? Mine always starts to eventually when I go a while without bathing.

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krazychao5
07/28/21 2:57:38 PM
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Shablagoo posted...
Ok so if Ashton washes his armpits and privates that probably mitigates much of the smell, but doesnt the rest of his body feel itchy? Mine always starts to eventually when I go a while without bathing.
i need to wash my hair daily or it gets greasy crusty feely. why i low key dislike camping. need my hair short short short

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MrMallard
07/28/21 3:00:19 PM
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If it's not gonna kill them, I don't care.

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Shablagoo
07/28/21 3:46:21 PM
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krazychao5 posted...
i need to wash my hair daily or it gets greasy crusty feely. why i low key dislike camping. need my hair short short short

Yeah same, although I allowed for the possibility that Kutcher doesnt have the grease genes that I do, ha.

I usually put up with it when we go camping though, but we go to a state park so there are showers to travel to if we need.

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SuperVegitoFAN
07/28/21 5:29:35 PM
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I didnt always, (had a really bad habit due to not being in a good place mentally for 2 years, still not fully recovered). I was raised under a 2 day plan.

But then back in around 2015/2016, i changed.

Nowadays, i do have the occasional 24 hour period without a shower, but its rare.. and i dont enjoy feeling dirty like that.

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ZannoL
07/28/21 6:33:15 PM
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Your guys' posts are cracking me up
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07/28/21 6:44:29 PM
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