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the0rebirth 07/27/21 1:15:23 PM #1:	if you aren't already. As we move forward in time, these characters' birth dates will be retconned to be more & more recent, so that they can perpetually remain in their 20s & 30s. In the next 15 years, Batman will have been born in 2002 and spent much of his youth on social media. --- "The Dragon Ball Super anime is lowering the IQ of the characters so the DB fan base can relate to them better." -Acharyap28 <cite>the0rebirth posted [p:956511998] in Eventually... [t:79585527]...</cite> <quote>if you aren't already. As we move forward in time, these characters' birth dates will be retconned to be more & more recent, so that they can perpetually remain in their 20s & 30s. In the next 15 years, Batman will have been born in 2002 and spent much of his youth on social media. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie 07/27/21 1:16:39 PM #2:	The thing that really fucking blew my mind was that, when I was 14, April O'Neal was 28. When I was 28, April was 14. There was never a point in my life in which we would've been compatible. :( <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:956512041] in Eventually... [t:79585527]...</cite> <quote>The thing that really fucking blew my mind was that, when I was 14, April O'Neal was 28. When I was 28, April was 14. There was never a point in my life in which we would've been compatible. :( </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 07/27/21 1:18:27 PM #3:	I don't think this will be an issue for Steve Rogers. --- https://imgur.com/PpxZDof \| https://imgur.com/xMGLcGE https://imgur.com/nsBw6Sy \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:956512114] in Eventually... [t:79585527]...</cite> <quote>I don't think this will be an issue for Steve Rogers. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Daniel_Berkhart 07/27/21 1:21:15 PM #4:	Yep. They're generally vague on Spidey's age but he's probably still not hit 30 yet. At least for Punisher he will ALWAYS be older. He's always going to be a Vietnam vet, no matter what. <cite>Daniel_Berkhart posted [p:956512202] in Eventually... [t:79585527]...</cite> <quote>Yep. They're generally vague on Spidey's age but he's probably still not hit 30 yet. At least for Punisher he will ALWAYS be older. He's always going to be a Vietnam vet, no matter what. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY 07/27/21 1:24:54 PM #5:	The_Korey posted... I don't think this will be an issue for Steve Rogers. No they just have him frozen in the ice longer. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:956512335] in Eventually... [t:79585527]...</cite> <quote>The_Korey posted... </cite> <quote>I don't think this will be an issue for Steve Rogers.</quote>No they just have him frozen in the ice longer. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
yusiko 07/27/21 1:34:46 PM #6:	sailor moon was 14 at the start of her show i used to be younger than her next year ill be 20 years older than her! --- yusketeer <cite>yusiko posted [p:956512663] in Eventually... [t:79585527]...</cite> <quote>sailor moon was 14 at the start of her show i used to be younger than her next year ill be 20 years older than her! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solar_Crimson 07/27/21 1:42:19 PM #7:	A lot of us will be older than Homer and Marge Simpson in a few years. --- I often wonder if we are growing as a people... or in fact, regressing. <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:956512871] in Eventually... [t:79585527]...</cite> <quote>A lot of us will be older than Homer and Marge Simpson in a few years. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tom Clark 07/27/21 1:45:53 PM #8:	According to Nintendo, Mario is younger than me. Nintendo can fuck off with that. --- https://imgur.com/6eF0W <cite>Tom Clark posted [p:956512975] in Eventually... [t:79585527]...</cite> <quote>According to Nintendo, Mario is younger than me. Nintendo can fuck off with that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Daniel_Berkhart 07/27/21 1:47:49 PM #9:	It's weird to think of Mario as having an actual age. Especially since Bob Hoskins was around 50yrs old when he played him. <cite>Daniel_Berkhart posted [p:956513042] in Eventually... [t:79585527]...</cite> <quote>It's weird to think of Mario as having an actual age. Especially since Bob Hoskins was around 50yrs old when he played him. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tom Clark 07/27/21 1:48:50 PM #10:	Daniel_Berkhart posted... It's weird to think of Mario as having an actual age. Especially since Bob Hoskins was around 50yrs old when he played him. Yeah - I always thought of Mario as in his 40s when I was a kid. But apparently he's in his 20s. --- https://imgur.com/6eF0W <cite>Tom Clark posted [p:956513076] in Eventually... [t:79585527]...</cite> <quote>Daniel_Berkhart posted... </cite> <quote>It's weird to think of Mario as having an actual age. Especially since Bob Hoskins was around 50yrs old when he played him.</quote> Yeah - I always thought of Mario as in his 40s when I was a kid. But apparently he's in his 20s. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
philsov 07/27/21 1:50:42 PM #11:	FortuneCookie posted... April was 14. What network would have a 14 year old reporter? lmao --- Remember that I won't rest, 'til we share the same tense Just know, to me, you're better late than never again. <cite>philsov posted [p:956513119] in Eventually... [t:79585527]...</cite> <quote>FortuneCookie posted...</cite> <quote>April was 14. </quote> What network would have a 14 year old reporter? lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DravenRainrix 07/27/21 1:51:58 PM #12:	Kind of on topic... I'm now older than pretty much all the doctors I see. It was really odd the first time it happened, I'm used to it now. --- Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah... Diddly do diddly do diddly do... <cite>DravenRainrix posted [p:956513154] in Eventually... [t:79585527]...</cite> <quote>Kind of on topic... I'm now older than pretty much all the doctors I see. It was really odd the first time it happened, I'm used to it now. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 07/27/21 1:52:56 PM #13:	Already happened for me. Batman is 35 I think. Spiderman is like 25. I'm 40 <cite>Zikten posted [p:956513194] in Eventually... [t:79585527]...</cite> <quote>Already happened for me. Batman is 35 I think. Spiderman is like 25. I'm 40</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
the0rebirth 07/27/21 1:55:55 PM #14:	Solar_Crimson posted... A lot of us will be older than Homer and Marge Simpson in a few years. This is the one that comes to mind most. A lot of us were either very young or not even born yet when The Simpsons first aired. We grew up looking at Homer--this bald, beer-guzzling fat guy with a wife and kids--and saw him as someone deep into his adulthood -- not exactly old, but not particularly young either. Even as 20-somethings, we saw characters like Homer as being comfortably older than us; we were young and full of life while folks in his age group were more world-weary and settled-down. But now... --- "The Dragon Ball Super anime is lowering the IQ of the characters so the DB fan base can relate to them better." -Acharyap28 <cite>the0rebirth posted [p:956513306] in Eventually... [t:79585527]...</cite> <quote>Solar_Crimson posted... </cite> <quote>A lot of us will be older than Homer and Marge Simpson in a few years.</quote> This is the one that comes to mind most. A lot of us were either very young or not even born yet when The Simpsons first aired. We grew up looking at Homer--this bald, beer-guzzling fat guy with a wife and kids--and saw him as someone deep into his adulthood -- not exactly old, but not particularly young either. Even as 20-somethings, we saw characters like Homer as being comfortably older than us; we were young and full of life while folks in his age group were more world-weary and settled-down. But now... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solar_Crimson 07/27/21 1:56:32 PM #15:	Tom Clark posted... But apparently he's in his 20s. Yeah, as shown in Yoshi's Island DS, he's around the same age as Peach, who is definitely in her 20's at most. --- I often wonder if we are growing as a people... or in fact, regressing. <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:956513322] in Eventually... [t:79585527]...</cite> <quote>Tom Clark posted... </cite> <quote>But apparently he's in his 20s.</quote>Yeah, as shown in Yoshi's Island DS, he's around the same age as Peach, who is definitely in her 20's at most. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie 07/27/21 6:50:55 PM #16:	philsov posted... What network would have a 14 year old reporter? lmao She's a teen in the remakes <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:956522042] in Eventually... [t:79585527]...</cite> <quote>philsov posted... </cite> <quote>What network would have a 14 year old reporter? lmao</quote> She's a teen in the remakes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
the0rebirth 07/27/21 8:43:23 PM #17:	Tom Clark posted... Yeah - I always thought of Mario as in his 40s when I was a kid. But apparently he's in his 20s. I actually dislike that Mario is canonically 25. I feel he should be AT LEAST 30, but ideally 33-37. --- "The Dragon Ball Super anime is lowering the IQ of the characters so the DB fan base can relate to them better." -Acharyap28 <cite>the0rebirth posted [p:956525403] in Eventually... [t:79585527]...</cite> <quote>Tom Clark posted... </cite> <quote>Yeah - I always thought of Mario as in his 40s when I was a kid. But apparently he's in his 20s.</quote> I actually dislike that Mario is canonically 25. I feel he should be AT LEAST 30, but ideally 33-37. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 07/27/21 8:45:58 PM #18:	Just don't look up to heroes, easy. --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:956525467] in Eventually... [t:79585527]...</cite> <quote>Just don't look up to heroes, easy. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 07/27/21 8:47:22 PM #19:	the0rebirth posted... I actually dislike that Mario is canonically 25. I feel he should be AT LEAST 30, but ideally 33-37. "Oohhh my back, Mama Mia!", exclaims Mario as he jumps on someone's pet turtle. --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:956525500] in Eventually... [t:79585527]...</cite> <quote>the0rebirth posted... </cite> <quote>I actually dislike that Mario is canonically 25. I feel he should be AT LEAST 30, but ideally 33-37.</quote>"Oohhh my back, Mama Mia!", exclaims Mario as he jumps on someone's pet turtle. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
the0rebirth 07/27/21 8:52:28 PM #20:	BloodMoon7 posted... "Oohhh my back, Mama Mia!", exclaims Mario as he jumps on someone's pet turtle. Lmao Mario could be out here proving that you can still be in excellent shape even well into your 30s, but noooo. He'd rather just be another typical, as-expected 20-something. --- "The Dragon Ball Super anime is lowering the IQ of the characters so the DB fan base can relate to them better." -Acharyap28 <cite>the0rebirth posted [p:956525637] in Eventually... [t:79585527]...</cite> <quote>BloodMoon7 posted... </cite> <quote>"Oohhh my back, Mama Mia!", exclaims Mario as he jumps on someone's pet turtle.</quote> Lmao Mario could be out here proving that you can still be in excellent shape even well into your 30s, but noooo. He'd rather just be another typical, as-expected 20-something. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie 07/27/21 10:32:07 PM #21:	the0rebirth posted... I actually dislike that Mario is canonically 25. I feel he should be AT LEAST 30, but ideally 33-37. You don't get facial hair like that at 25. It's probably for the best though. Otherwise, people would complain about the age difference between Mario and Peach. <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:956528557] in Eventually... [t:79585527]...</cite> <quote>the0rebirth posted... </cite> <quote>I actually dislike that Mario is canonically 25. I feel he should be AT LEAST 30, but ideally 33-37.</quote> You don't get facial hair like that at 25. It's probably for the best though. Otherwise, people would complain about the age difference between Mario and Peach. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
the0rebirth 07/28/21 1:08:51 PM #22:	FortuneCookie posted... You don't get facial hair like that at 25. It's probably for the best though. Otherwise, people would complain about the age difference between Mario and Peach. Maybe Peach should be 25 and Mario should be 30? I think that would work out. --- "The Dragon Ball Super anime is lowering the IQ of the characters so the DB fan base can relate to them better." -Acharyap28 <cite>the0rebirth posted [p:956544473] in Eventually... [t:79585527]...</cite> <quote>FortuneCookie posted... </cite> <quote>You don't get facial hair like that at 25. It's probably for the best though. Otherwise, people would complain about the age difference between Mario and Peach.</quote> Maybe Peach should be 25 and Mario should be 30? I think that would work out. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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