Current Events > $150,000,000 but everyone on Earth becomes American

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UnfairRepresent
07/24/21 9:30:02 AM
#1:


Would you take it?


Money is after tax but if you take it then everyone in the world tomorrow will wake up to discover they now look and sound American.

They will have American accents and terms like "Sweet" and "Sick dude" will uncontrollably slide into their vocabulary.

From Brazil to China to Jordan, not a man, woman or child is unaffected

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Singapore:


Chad:


Pakistan:


Chile:


Would you do it?

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DepreceV2
07/24/21 9:32:19 AM
#2:


Money plz

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Unsugarized_Foo
07/24/21 9:33:34 AM
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Freedom ain't free, its profitable

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Solution_45
07/24/21 9:33:49 AM
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what's the downside?
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Mareen
07/24/21 9:33:54 AM
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Well... I guess it would make traveling a little easier since no language barrier.

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YugiNoob
07/24/21 9:34:17 AM
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$150 million and literally nothing happens? Deal lol

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jpenny2
07/24/21 9:50:17 AM
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M_Live posted...
Why did everyone turn white?


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The Popo
07/24/21 9:55:29 AM
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Those people are much too thin to be American

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Background_Guy
07/24/21 9:56:24 AM
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Everyone on Earth is already American
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Shotgunnova
07/24/21 9:56:50 AM
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I wonder how Wesley is coping.

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3PiesAndAFork
07/24/21 9:57:52 AM
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With double the mass of humans on this planet, would the orbit change at all?

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Vicious_Dios
07/24/21 10:00:38 AM
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America is an amalgamation of numerous countries anyway so deal.

The meltdown that these anti-American foreigners becoming what they hate the most will be biblically hilarious.

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UnfairRepresent
07/24/21 10:38:20 AM
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M_Live posted...
Why did everyone turn white?
75+% of Americans are white

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Graycap
07/24/21 10:40:50 AM
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I think this is a negative change but I'm obligated to take the money.
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Nikra
07/24/21 11:27:06 AM
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Don't us non Americans have anything to say about that???
I'd rather kill myself than be an American. lol
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UnfairRepresent
07/24/21 11:42:28 AM
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Nikra posted...
Don't us non Americans have anything to say about that???
I'd rather kill myself than be an American. lol
then vote no

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Mareen
07/24/21 11:43:45 AM
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Nikra posted...
Don't us non Americans have anything to say about that???
I'd rather kill myself than be an American. lol

Goddamn lol we're not that bad

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UnfairRepresent
07/24/21 5:51:43 PM
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YugiNoob posted...
$150 million and literally nothing happens? Deal lol
wut

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Ratchetrockon
07/24/21 5:53:36 PM
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Ya sure


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LeoRavus
07/24/21 5:57:47 PM
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As long as no one knows it was me who took the deal. Otherwise that's a death sentence

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YugiNoob
07/24/21 6:58:47 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
wut
You do realize that America and its citizens are incredibly diverse, right?





They're all American. I'm not sure if you realize that Americans are more than just white people. Also, there isn't an "American" accent. I mean I guess adding "sick" and "sweet" to their vocabulary is a change, but an extremely small one, and an insignificant price to pay for $150 million.

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Prismsblade
07/24/21 7:02:45 PM
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If everyones American then who will will exploit in order to maintain our cheap goods, and QoL?

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BloodMoon7
07/24/21 7:05:48 PM
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Gross. No thanks. And I say this as an American. Have you SEEN some of them? Hideous. So many fatties too, like ugh.

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