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I am living in your walls. You may be concerned about this revelation. In case you are, please read the below FAQ.

Q: Why are you living in my walls?
A: I'm not going to tell you.

Q: Are you only in my walls?
A: You could say I am living in everybody's walls, but in this case I am telling you that I am living in your walls, so I am living in your walls.

Q: How are you surviving in my walls?
A: In my non-physical form, I am crawling around listening for you. That is all I need to survive. In the physical world, I survive by eating rat corpses that I cook using the wall behind your oven, and I drink the vapor in the extraction fan duct above your shower.

Q: What are you planning to do in my walls?
A: Live in them and listen to you.

Q: What do I do about you living in my walls?
A: Listen for the scraping. Don't touch the walls. Protect yourself. Avoid lighting candles.

Q: When are you going to stop living in my walls?
A: You will not escape me.

Q: Shoulld I call the police?
A: The authorities cannot not help you.

Q: What are the consequences of you living in my walls?
A: Be aware.

Q: What if I am okay with you living in my walls?
A: I will make sure youre not.

Q: Are you imaginary?
A: I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS.

If there are any more questions, please consult your walls by directly speaking to them.
Summary:
I am living in your walls.

Well duh

ok the only question i care about is are you a girl

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While you're there, can you check for black mold?

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Youre not living in my walls Im living in your house.

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Rent free too, I might add

did you steal a $20 out of my wallet last week?

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monkmith posted...

did you steal a $20 out of my wallet last week?

and the creature was never seen again...

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