Current Events > Rejected by a Sperm Bank because I am 5'9.5

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Oh_you_travel
07/24/21 8:58:32 AM
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Apparently they have a STRICT minimum height requirement of 5'10 minimum. Basically I'm fucked and will never have a genetic legacy. I've failed to attract Women irl so I thought this would be one way to reproduce since I would have a popular profile given my IQ/SAT/Income (and could probably omit my Hair situation or lack thereof haha), but the whole height thing wrecks it. WHY are there such strict phenotype restrictions in basically every human endeavor except for tech? Is it really so that there would be ZERO demand for 5'9.5 sperm and that thus there would be no reason for the sperm bank to accept my sperm? Anyone here have experience with anything like this btw? Discuss.
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1337toothbrush
07/24/21 8:59:19 AM
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VipaGTS
07/24/21 8:59:33 AM
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Maybe try being taller next time.

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MagnusX
07/24/21 8:59:36 AM
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Sir, this is a Wendy's.
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MrMallard
07/24/21 8:59:56 AM
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You must be THIS tall to blast a fat load

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Oh_you_travel
07/24/21 9:00:13 AM
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VipaGTS posted...
Maybe try being taller next time.

Should I do the Ronan Farrow leg-breaking thing? Discuss.
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Solid Sonic
07/24/21 9:00:21 AM
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Oh_you_travel posted...
Apparently they have a STRICT minimum height requirement of 5'10 minimum. Basically I'm fucked and will never have a genetic legacy. I've failed to attract Women irl so I thought this would be one way to reproduce since I would have a popular profile given my IQ/SAT/Income (and could probably omit my Hair situation or lack thereof haha), but the whole height thing wrecks it. WHY are there such strict phenotype restrictions in basically every human endeavor except for tech? Is it really so that there would be ZERO demand for 5'9.5 sperm and that thus there would be no reason for the sperm bank to accept my sperm? Anyone here have experience with anything like this btw? Discuss.

:/

I'm skeptical...

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1337toothbrush
07/24/21 9:00:32 AM
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Also, there's a surgery you can do to add one or two inches to your height. Apparently people travel to India to get it done since it's not approved over here.

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Flauros
07/24/21 9:01:19 AM
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VipaGTS
07/24/21 9:02:45 AM
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1337toothbrush posted...
Also, there's a surgery you can do to add one or two inches to your height. Apparently people travel to India to get it done since it's not approved over here.
That would be dishonest since genetically his sperm would still be short.

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1337toothbrush
07/24/21 9:03:23 AM
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VipaGTS posted...
That would be dishonest since genetically his sperm would still be short.
Have you never heard of kids being taller than their parents?

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One_Day_Remains
07/24/21 9:03:51 AM
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This didn't happen.
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Verdekal
07/24/21 9:04:15 AM
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Try the rack.

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One_Day_Remains
07/24/21 9:05:39 AM
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Also ROD, is that you? I sure hope you didn't fake possibly dying from COVID-19 just so you could return under the radar and make dumb topics like this. Would be a pretty bad look.
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DB_Insider
07/24/21 9:08:09 AM
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MagnusX posted...
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
Wendy hot
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Bumjuice001
07/24/21 9:09:26 AM
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I know a guy thatll pay for a batch.
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Oh_you_travel
07/24/21 9:11:29 AM
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Bumjuice001 posted...
I know a guy thatll pay for a batch.
Excellent Post-Moniker synergy
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ClockworkHare
07/24/21 9:18:28 AM
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Rejected by a Sperm Bank
Don't take that as a loss. They ironically did you a favor.

There's been court cases of bank recipients attempting to sue a donor for payout/child support....and damn near winning.
Yes, they actually did manage to get the identities of donors who were told they would be 100% anonymous.
Current established laws are not absolute and not all cities practice the same criteria in these matters.

Have some self respect; be more cautious with what you do with your DNA...

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Temporal
07/24/21 9:22:11 AM
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Is this another LooksMoneyStatus and Crow000 alt?

Jesus.

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VipaGTS
07/24/21 9:35:04 AM
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1337toothbrush posted...
Have you never heard of kids being taller than their parents?
Look, I just want TC to be honest.

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GMAK2442
07/24/21 9:35:55 AM
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The point of this is to have the best gene. Sorry bro.

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nfearurspecimn
07/24/21 9:37:17 AM
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Does "Oh_you_travel" have to do with traveling in basketball, traveling the world, or something else entirely

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Flockaveli
07/24/21 9:37:32 AM
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Hilarious how you just give up on women like that.

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kingdrake2
07/24/21 9:37:50 AM
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One_Day_Remains posted...
Also ROD


ROD is immortal against covid.
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MutantJohn
07/24/21 9:40:49 AM
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Wow, sperm banks legit really do have a height requirement

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divot1338
07/24/21 9:41:26 AM
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Just become a jizz Jonny Appleseed and travel the land leaving loads at random sperm banks.

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SniperRifle505
07/24/21 9:46:02 AM
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Are sperm banks for women who are losers? o_o
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Oh_you_travel
07/24/21 9:51:55 AM
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MutantJohn posted...
Wow, sperm banks legit really do have a height requirement
So do Women irl. They also have Hair requirements. Did I mention Im in the middle of an EPIC dry spell?
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divot1338
07/24/21 9:52:29 AM
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Oh_you_travel posted...
So do Women irl. They also have Hair requirements. Did I mention Im in the middle of an EPIC dry spell?
Whats a hair dry spell?

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sabrestorm
07/24/21 9:54:08 AM
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ho to a different place ans wear platform shoes next time
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Oh_you_travel
07/24/21 9:59:56 AM
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divot1338 posted...
Whats a hair dry spell?
i am Bald and it is impossible to attract women irl
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1337toothbrush
07/24/21 10:00:49 AM
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Wait a minute, this is the guy who claimed to be making $400k a year. Get the fuck out of here.

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Conception616
07/24/21 10:17:53 AM
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Does TC currently have the dumbest gimmick on this board? Its definitely up there.

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Oh_you_travel
07/24/21 10:18:04 AM
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1337toothbrush posted...
Wait a minute, this is the guy who claimed to be making $400k a year. Get the fuck out of here.
Are you saying that I could never earn such a sum at this height? Because I take offense to that. I am in Tech, where phenotype is of no consequence.
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DirkDiggles
07/24/21 10:18:55 AM
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Stop being a manlet.

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LeoRavus
07/24/21 10:27:52 AM
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Are there genetic requirements for the mothers getting pregnant?

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Graycap
07/24/21 10:31:34 AM
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Aren't sperm banks privately run? Find one that accepts 5'9 dudes.

The real problem is when you're significantly short.
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Graycap
07/24/21 10:32:58 AM
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LeoRavus posted...
Are there genetic requirements for the mothers getting pregnant?

Of course not.

Half the people in here defending TC getting barred from ever reproducing eugenics-style would fly into an outrage if women were held to any genetic standards.
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averagejoel
07/24/21 10:59:04 AM
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it's 2021 and people are still concerned about their "genetic legacy"? lol

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Oh_you_travel
07/24/21 11:00:47 AM
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averagejoel posted...
it's 2021 and people are still concerned about their "genetic legacy"? lol

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Rathinor
07/24/21 11:01:14 AM
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So TC is ROD?
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Vermander
07/24/21 11:06:13 AM
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So from what I am reading this is a supply and demand thing. Nobody wants short children so they dont want stock wasting warehouse space, for lack of a better term.
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CanuckCowboy
07/24/21 11:15:26 AM
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Its not directly cause of your height irs cause you're a grown man who still says "and a half" when mentioning his height.

Sign of insecurity, lack of confidence, and general immaturity.

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trappedunderice
07/24/21 11:17:22 AM
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Stop giving this attention.

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masticatingman
07/24/21 11:18:19 AM
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MagnusX posted...
Sir, this is a Wendy's.


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Solid Sonic
07/24/21 11:31:16 AM
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trappedunderice posted...
Stop giving this attention.

Actually he's technically correct, even if I think this story never happened. There are height restrictions on sperm donors, apparently.

Kinda jacked up.

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Guerrilla Soldier
07/24/21 11:32:37 AM
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MagnusX posted...
Sir, this is a Wendy's.

damn this made me laugh so much lol

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Iodine
07/24/21 11:38:18 AM
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Get taller.

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Graycap
07/24/21 11:40:44 AM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Its not directly cause of your height irs cause you're a grown man who still says "and a half" when mentioning his height.

Sign of insecurity, lack of confidence, and general immaturity.

10/10 if satire, otherwise wut. Don't think their official rule lists care about the attitudes of individual applicants. >_>
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