Current Events > Did you know that Steven Seagal has a purple heart?

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UnholyMudcrab
07/24/21 2:00:54 AM
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Not because he was in the military or anything. It's just because he's a fat fuck. It's a very serious condition.

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TrollTrace
07/24/21 2:02:05 AM
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I chuckled...

You better watch what you say about steven seagal. He knows akido, mma, kickboxing and a bunch of other intimidating words.
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jumi
07/24/21 2:04:44 AM
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I lol'ed.

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viewmaster_pi
07/24/21 2:12:12 AM
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steven seagal could solo every ceman at once

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UnholyMudcrab
07/24/21 2:13:15 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
steven seagal could solo every ceman at once
He'd have to get out of his chair first.

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viewmaster_pi
07/24/21 2:13:49 AM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
He'd have to get out of his chair first.
so would they, so i guess it's a stalemate

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bigtiggie23
07/24/21 2:15:05 AM
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So you are saying his heart has him marked for death? That joke came from a very dark territory.
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ShyOx
07/24/21 2:15:22 AM
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TrollTrace posted...
I chuckled...

You better watch what you say about steven seagal. He knows akido, mma, kickboxing and a bunch of other intimidating words.
and if you need to ya can kick em in the throat like that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isNRZJ6icwc

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Tyranthraxus
07/24/21 2:17:06 AM
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TrollTrace posted...
I chuckled...

You better watch what you say about steven seagal. He knows akido, mma, kickboxing and a bunch of other intimidating words.

He's the navy seal copypasta irl

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RickyTheBAWSE
07/24/21 2:17:13 AM
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Steven Seagal can't even be touched. haven't you seen his movies? the goatee is a power stabilizer because the ponytail was no longer efficient.
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ModLogic
07/24/21 2:19:57 AM
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dj1200
07/24/21 2:21:16 AM
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What_
07/24/21 2:21:58 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
so would they, so i guess it's a stalemate
Whos they? Youre right here too buddy
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viewmaster_pi
07/24/21 2:22:39 AM
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dj1200 posted...
>:l ... xD

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