Current Events > Your best friend hits you up and says "I need help hiding a body"

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MachineJaipur
07/23/21 1:11:32 PM
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Do you ask questions?








It's a human body that they're disposing of. That's all you know.
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ApherosyLove
07/23/21 1:33:32 PM
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One question: not if I hide it first.

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ZevLoveDOOM
07/23/21 1:34:23 PM
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"say no more fam! omw!"
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Ratchetrockon
07/23/21 1:35:49 PM
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I would not help and i would not ask questions. It is on them

Besides none of my friends even know where i live now and they dont know my phone number either

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Lokison
07/23/21 1:42:14 PM
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I'd ask a few questions up front that are neccessary (Where is it, how large, who else knows about it, etc..) and after all that was answered start helping immediately. As we are getting rid of it I'd ask a lot more questions though about wtf happened and who they were, ect..

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bsp77
07/23/21 1:42:52 PM
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I ask one question and then decide whether or not to help

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bsp77
07/23/21 1:44:51 PM
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dolomedes posted...
'did he have it coming?'
No, who is it?

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Lairen
07/23/21 1:46:12 PM
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In real life helping them is extremely stupid.

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Relient_K
07/23/21 1:47:24 PM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
I would not help and i would not ask questions. It is on them

Besides none of my friends even know where i live now and they dont know my phone number either


Sounds like you don't know what a friend is.

The first part is reasonable though.

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Relient_K
07/23/21 1:48:06 PM
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I would ask a few questions and help depending on the answer to those questions.

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Lairen
07/23/21 1:49:02 PM
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Anyone who helps is getting at least a few years.

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Boombam99
07/23/21 1:50:08 PM
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So apparently a lot of people cant wait to be an accessory to murder
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The_Korey
07/23/21 1:50:32 PM
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If you want my help but kan't be bothered to explain/answer questions, fuck you.

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sLaCkEr408___RJ
07/23/21 1:51:01 PM
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B7 illegal activities
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Lokison
07/23/21 1:53:04 PM
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Boombam99 posted...
So apparently a lot of people cant wait to be an accessory to murder
Nah, I just spent a lot of time thinking of how to hide a body when I was in highschool, and my best friend would do the same for me; besides, if hes hiding a body, theres a very good reason for it; hes a pacifist.

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pojr
07/23/21 1:53:54 PM
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i think some people may reluctantly help because they don't want to become a body themselves

i may act like i'm helping but really i'm calling the police and trying to get them there asap

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bigblu89
07/23/21 1:55:28 PM
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Boombam99 posted...
So apparently a lot of people cant wait to be an accessory to murder
Maybe we're just helping someone win a game of Hide n Seek?

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kriztov1
07/23/21 1:55:43 PM
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I would totally help, but I'd want to hear the whole story. Details!

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zado19
07/23/21 1:57:58 PM
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I'll ask questions then decide
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Pitlord_Special
07/23/21 2:02:02 PM
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Body? What body?

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RedJackson
07/23/21 2:02:46 PM
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MachineJaipur
07/23/21 2:04:11 PM
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Boombam99 posted...
So apparently a lot of people cant wait to be an accessory to murder
What are friends for?
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Lost_All_Senses
07/23/21 2:04:16 PM
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Isn't this the same room that said they'd snitch out their friend for cheating on their gf?

I'm not buying it.


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EmbraceOfDeath
07/23/21 2:05:19 PM
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Lokison posted...
Nah, I just spent a lot of time thinking of how to hide a body when I was in highschool, and my best friend would do the same for me; besides, if hes hiding a body, theres a very good reason for it; hes a pacifist.
If there's a good reason for it, then why would he need to hide it?

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SSJPurple
07/23/21 2:06:29 PM
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Ima have to ask many questions lol

That will decide what I do next

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SystemEgo
07/23/21 5:50:00 PM
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Other:- I'd just think it was a joke.

I called my best mate about 3-4am on a weekday quite a few years back asking if he could help and that I'd killed someone (said I'd run them over). He believed eventually believed me after a few minutes but really wasn't amused when, after about another 15mins of me ad-libbing and stalling, I fessed up. I've been waiting for payback for almost 20 years now so, yeah, I'd just think he was taking the piss.

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HA4e
07/23/21 6:06:21 PM
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I could be next, pretend to help and ask some questions, then rat them out to the police.

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Ratchetrockon
07/23/21 6:09:21 PM
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Relient_K posted...
Sounds like you don't know what a friend is.

The first part is reasonable though.

you are the 2nd person to say that to me. the first time was when I was staying at my friend's house (for just a week i was living in a dorm during this time) and I asked a question that I guess people normally wouldn't ask their friends. I wish I could remember that conversation.

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Aristoph
07/23/21 6:12:15 PM
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The poll results are seriously fucked up.

Anybody who would actually help deserves to be in prison.

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Jabodie
07/23/21 6:14:14 PM
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I would ask many questions, notify the authorities, and go somewhere my friend wouldn't find me until they've been arrested. Then provide any record of our conversation I could to the police.

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3PiesAndAFork
07/23/21 6:14:50 PM
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I ask questions then decide whether or not to help.

Aristoph posted...
The poll results are seriously fucked up.

Anybody who would actually help deserves to be in prison.
If the dead guy killed my buddies mother I'd 100% help.

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MachineJaipur
07/23/21 6:32:20 PM
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CE would make for terrible best friends.

Can't trust you guys with shit
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BloodMoon7
07/23/21 6:35:29 PM
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MachineJaipur posted...
CE would make for terrible best friends.

Can't trust you guys with shit
It's their fault for thinking we were friends at all, let alone besties.

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