Poll of the Day > 500 rules for dating my middle-aged son Matt

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PunishedOni
07/19/21 2:45:20 PM
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  1. make sure to look interested while he's explaining his favorite video games to you

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MasterChiefer
07/19/21 2:55:02 PM
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2. He likes cheese only Hot Pockets
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faramir77
07/19/21 3:22:00 PM
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3. You must refer to him as "senpai" or face the consequence of spanking by senpai.

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Mensis
07/19/21 7:19:00 PM
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4 he is enraged by prolonged eye contact

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Mead
07/19/21 7:20:11 PM
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5 Look up frotting

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Zareth
07/19/21 8:33:51 PM
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6 Don't ask about the framed picture of Fred Willard

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Greenfox111
07/19/21 8:40:02 PM
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7 You will need to provide minimum $500 for his monthly yugioh card allowance

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LinkPizza
07/19/21 8:54:54 PM
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8. You can not have more Pokmon cards than him
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Firewood18
07/19/21 8:54:57 PM
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8 Be excited when he talks about his made up story of having an interview for working at GameStop.

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Playsaver
07/19/21 9:32:22 PM
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10 Keep acting like he's middle aged when you can clearly tell he's at least 80.

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Zareth
07/19/21 9:40:05 PM
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11. Yes, there is no number 9. Deal with it.

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Mensis
07/19/21 10:32:35 PM
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12 let him braid your hair

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Ogurisama
07/19/21 10:34:18 PM
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EclairReturns
07/19/21 10:40:14 PM
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Ogurisama posted...
fall down at his door


Huh, for a second, I had thought you were going to talk about that song by Vanessa Carlton where she is playing the piano.
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Ogurisama
07/19/21 10:42:37 PM
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EclairReturns posted...
Huh, for a second, I had thought you were going to talk about that song by Vanessa Carlton where she is playing the piano.
Nah, went the proclaimers route instead

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PunishedOni
07/20/21 4:04:50 PM
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16 Avoid pushing Matt in enclosed spaces, corners, or rooms with low ceilings. He has a phobia of clipping OOB and falling forever

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