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Jagr_68
07/19/21 7:39:24 AM
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https://youtu.be/d1In78YppuA

Why the fuck does "Vladimir" sound exactly like Tommy Wiseau?
Christ, Seagal is horrible

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viewmaster_pi
07/19/21 7:41:53 AM
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Jagr_68 posted...
Christ, Seagal is horrible
that's not nice, it's not like seagal voiced him

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Middle hope
07/19/21 7:44:32 AM
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They couldnt have found another guy that spoke english to dub those lines?

Like, even Seagal with a fake russian accent would have been better.

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Bandit_Keith
07/19/21 7:48:52 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
that's not nice, it's not like seagal voiced him
It sounds like he did. "I'll dub his lines myself. This poor bastard can't act a lick!"

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Jagr_68
07/19/21 7:58:10 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
that's not nice, it's not like seagal voiced him

I mean he's garb too. "Mature caterpillar" my ass wtf does that mean lmao

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008Zulu
07/19/21 8:09:43 AM
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Jagr_68 posted...
I mean he's garb too. "Mature caterpillar" my ass wtf does that mean lmao
A 'mature caterpillar' is called a butterfly.

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NozomisHusband
07/19/21 8:14:37 AM
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That line unironically sounds like it was a voiced by a text-to-speech program.

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Southernfatman
07/19/21 8:16:42 AM
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Here you go. Keep the change. Hi bitch.

And I know I'm not one to talk, but is Seagal so fat he's out of breath saying lines?

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Jagr_68
07/19/21 8:22:46 AM
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008Zulu posted...
A 'mature caterpillar' is called a butterfly.

Sounds like a George Lucas line

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Killmonger
07/19/21 8:24:20 AM
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f8om1X4RMtA

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viewmaster_pi
07/19/21 8:25:22 AM
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terrible line, lol. i guess technically a mature caterpillar is a nice juicy fat one that's ready to go into its chrysalis, but that doesn't make it make any more sense

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Jagr_68
07/19/21 8:26:51 AM
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Killmonger posted...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f8om1X4RMtA

Is that a deleted scene from Civil War where Seagullman fights Baron Zemo? Electrifying af moves!

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Slayer_22
07/19/21 8:27:47 AM
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https://youtu.be/BzIHyF7UWY4

Steven Seagal moves fatly around corners.
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Jagr_68
07/19/21 8:38:56 AM
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Slayer_22 posted...
https://youtu.be/BzIHyF7UWY4

Steven Seagal moves fatly around corners.

Will never ever get old

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008Zulu
07/20/21 8:18:49 AM
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Jagr_68 posted...
Will never ever get old
Unlike the Seagull.

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