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saspa
07/16/21 4:57:28 PM
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Can you guess what they all have in common?
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Funkydog
07/16/21 5:00:02 PM
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All have the letter r in them.

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Criminalt
07/16/21 5:00:08 PM
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They're all sequels.

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PC-Builder_Pony
07/16/21 5:00:47 PM
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They sucked

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AldousIsDead
07/16/21 5:01:09 PM
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They're all pretty bad?

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HylianFox
07/16/21 5:01:17 PM
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They come off like bad fan fiction

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DeadBankerDream
07/16/21 5:01:53 PM
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Pirates 5 isn't even as bad as Pirates 3.

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Killmonger
07/16/21 5:02:13 PM
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No.

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nothanks1
07/16/21 5:03:32 PM
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Doesn't have a delicious small titty lady in them?
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LNSS
07/16/21 5:03:50 PM
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uninspired cashgrabs
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charey
07/16/21 5:04:28 PM
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They tried to milk a franchise that had ended the main story line instead trying out new ideas?

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Gobstoppers12
07/16/21 5:05:50 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
Pirates 5 isn't even as bad as Pirates 3.
Honestly 5 was a big step up from 4, but 3 has a special place in my heart.

The only thing I disliked about 5 was the whole notion that ALL of the ocean's curses were sustained by a single magical artifact. That and the apparent retcon about the magic compass.

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saspa
07/16/21 5:23:47 PM
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HylianFox posted...
They come off like bad fan fiction

Very close
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garan
07/16/21 5:25:29 PM
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HylianFox posted...
They come off like bad fan fiction
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Wii_Shaker
07/16/21 5:34:31 PM
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LNSS posted...
uninspired cashgrabs
Bingo.

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OldHorrorGuy
07/16/21 5:44:10 PM
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Imo there are no bad Pirates movies, but there are quite a few less than good ones.

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saspa
07/18/21 2:53:25 AM
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Wii_Shaker posted...

Bingo.

Close, it's a plot point they all decided to use
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pfh1001
07/18/21 2:55:09 AM
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Monstrous evil villains being revealed to have sired children even when it goes completely against the character.
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Wii_Shaker
07/18/21 3:02:05 AM
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saspa posted...
Close, it's a plot point they all decided to use
Somehow Palpatine returned?

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Xerun
07/18/21 3:47:46 AM
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All feature children of the main antagonist of the previous films?

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ThanksUglyGod
07/18/21 3:47:50 AM
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saspa posted...
Close, it's a plot point they all decided to use
Pirates 5 was the most forgettable movie I've ever seen, so I couldn't tell ya
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Smashingpmkns
07/18/21 3:54:33 AM
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I fell asleep 4 or 5 different times in the theater during Pirates 5. I've never fallen asleep in a theater before then. It was so bad.
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pegusus123456
07/18/21 3:54:34 AM
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Xerun posted...
All feature children of the main antagonist of the previous films?
I looked up the plot of PotC 5 and it has to be this.

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saspa
07/20/21 6:46:02 AM
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pfh1001 posted...
Monstrous evil villains being revealed to have sired children even when it goes completely against the character.

Bingo
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saspa
07/20/21 6:51:06 AM
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Xerun posted...
All feature children of the main antagonist of the previous films?

Yup pretty much. They all did it around the same time too and it seems to be a trend, daughter or whatever of said antagonist that's presented in the most inorganic way possible.
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Shezarr
07/20/21 6:53:29 AM
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Im sorry are we pretending Barbossa is a monstrous evil villain and not an anti-hero past Pirates 2? Lol. At his worse hes an anti-villain.

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Shezarr
07/20/21 7:00:20 AM
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pfh1001 posted...
Monstrous evil villains being revealed to have sired children even when it goes completely against the character.
Also, to add on to my previous post, Barbossa is a horny motherfucker and absolutely would have a child. Nothing about that goes against his character. And Sidious didnt have a kid. His clone did. Watch the movies youre attempting to criticize ffs

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archedsoul
07/20/21 7:03:23 AM
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They were all trash?

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Alteres
07/20/21 7:07:50 AM
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Wait is rebel a fan of all Disney properties or just pirates and Star Wars?

I need to know how well I should be prepared to defend my next Disney related shitposts.

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Shezarr
07/20/21 7:09:38 AM
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Alteres posted...
Wait is rebel a fan of all Disney properties or just pirates and Star Wars?

I need to know how well I should be prepared to defend my next Disney related shitposts.
I love Star Wars, I like or love Pirates. Care to actually engage with my points or nah?

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Alteres
07/20/21 7:15:15 AM
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lol, I was actually kinda serious.

Im a Star Wars fan or was, so Ive noticed plenty of those discussions youve been in. Was surprised to see you talking part seriously in a pirates one.

So it was partly serious, partly a joke, but Im not a huge pirates fan myself.

I have seen all the movies though, and would agree that he becomes part of the friendly cast imo (I know thats not what you said, my take)

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Shezarr
07/20/21 7:16:15 AM
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Lol fair enough. I am a big fan of Disneyland, for the record though

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saspa
07/22/21 4:52:31 AM
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The ironic thing is that Disney even made a cheesy disney channel original series about the descendants of the bad guys, can't remember the name of the show but if even Disney is doing it for their tween market, these writers should know something is wrong.
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pegusus123456
07/23/21 2:43:51 AM
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It's literally called Descendants lol. I'm sure it's awful, but god help me, some of the songs in those movies slap.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dyvXcv3ej0

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DeadBankerDream
07/23/21 2:57:17 AM
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Wait when was it said in the movies that the Emperor in Episode 9 was a clone? Are we supposed to just say "oh he exploded at the bottom of a hole, that's totally real death, even though the Death Star exploded into billions of tiny bits, but somehow half of it is intact"?

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Xerun
07/23/21 3:02:57 AM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
Wait when was it said in the movies that the Emperor in Episode 9 was a clone? Are we supposed to just say "oh he exploded at the bottom of a hole, that's totally real death, even though the Death Star exploded into billions of tiny bits, but somehow half of it is intact"?


IIRC its one of the opening scenes of the movie?


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DeadBankerDream
07/23/21 3:15:40 AM
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Unless I missed something, that says Snoke is a clone, not The Emperor.

The fact that the Emperor is presented as crippled and maimed is clearly an intended indication that he suffered those injuring during the Death Star destruction.

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Xerun
07/23/21 3:21:59 AM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
Unless I missed something, that says Snoke is a clone, not The Emperor.

The fact that the Emperor is presented as crippled and maimed is clearly an intended indication that he suffered those injuring during the Death Star destruction.

I believe it is hinted by that character during that scene, although I purged that film from my memory seconds after leaving the cinema. Its also confirmed in a novel.

also (Mandalorian spoilers)
it can be inferred that this is what the main antagonist is trying to achieve

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TheDurinator
07/23/21 3:47:35 AM
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Pirates 5 is at the very least better than Pirates 4 and probably better than Pirates 3.
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SMAP-
07/23/21 6:36:49 PM
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TheDurinator posted...
Pirates 5 is at the very least better than Pirates 4 and probably better than Pirates 3.

definitely agreed

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newhorrorguy
07/23/21 6:42:10 PM
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Rise of Skywalker is one of the only movies I've ever walked out of, and the only one I walked out because of the movie itself.

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Slayer_22
07/23/21 6:46:57 PM
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Funkydog posted...
All have the letter r in them.

Liar. There's no R in Hay Pott or Piates of the Caibean or Sta Was.
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Funkydog
07/23/21 7:13:41 PM
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Slayer_22 posted...
Liar. There's no R in Hay Pott or Piates of the Caibean or Sta Was.
Damn, you ight. My bad, soy.

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saspa
07/25/21 12:09:48 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
It's literally called Descendants lol. I'm sure it's awful, but god help me, some of the songs in those movies slap.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dyvXcv3ej0

When I finally realized Disney's formula of having a multi-pronged attack, it really made me think: their stars are meant to be both actress, and singers, and models, so they're basically in every industry making money.

It's terrifyingly brilliant
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pegusus123456
07/25/21 12:31:39 AM
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saspa posted...
When I finally realized Disney's formula of having a multi-pronged attack, it really made me think: their stars are meant to be both actress, and singers, and models, so they're basically in every industry making money.
Eh, most non-comedy actors have to be model good looking too.

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HylianFox
07/25/21 12:43:17 AM
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newhorrorguy posted...
Rise of Skywalker is one of the only movies I've ever walked out of, and the only one I walked out because of the movie itself.

I still haven't seen TROS and really don't care.

I asked my mom (a life-long SW fan herself) if she wanted to go see it, and she said "Nah" so we didn't.

I tell ya, if my mom doesn't want to see something, you know it's gonna be bad. She's the type of person who tries to find the good in everything. That's how you know the sequel trilogy really fucked up.

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UnfairRepresent
07/25/21 2:46:52 PM
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They all made absolute bank?

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saspa
07/26/21 1:49:18 PM
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The heck is TROS?
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Shezarr
07/26/21 1:51:42 PM
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HylianFox posted...
I still haven't seen TROS and really don't care.

I asked my mom (a life-long SW fan herself) if she wanted to go see it, and she said "Nah" so we didn't.

I tell ya, if my mom doesn't want to see something, you know it's gonna be bad. She's the type of person who tries to find the good in everything. That's how you know the sequel trilogy really fucked up.


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