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Drpooplol
07/13/21 10:08:08 AM
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She said yeah and that she was really looking forward to seeing me. I masturbated like 10 minutes later.

Now I'm like... Ehhhhhh I think I'm good. I feel like such an ass, lol

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Daffadilio
07/13/21 10:10:54 AM
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Itd be great if every man did this before messaging a girl about anything

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RedJackson
07/13/21 10:13:22 AM
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Drpooplol
07/13/21 10:14:47 AM
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CalypsoDoom posted...
Sex sometimes is like food delivery. Sounds great in the moment but once it's there it probably isn't very good lol
Chuckled irl. Also v true especially when you're the one who has to drive to deliver.

Daffadilio posted...
Itd be great if every man did this before messaging a girl about anything
... fair. But tbh i really did plan on following through. I just got too excited :/

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Cleo_II
07/13/21 10:19:51 AM
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I hope youre talking about your wife.
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Drpooplol
07/13/21 10:24:06 AM
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Cleo_II posted...
I hope youre talking about your wife.
We have a quasi-open relationship. She's cool with me hooking up with this chick, especially cause her libido is near-zero nowadays

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Shezarr
07/13/21 10:25:57 AM
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CalypsoDoom posted...
Sex sometimes is like food delivery. Sounds great in the moment but once it's there it probably isn't very good lol
It's consistently hilarious how often you inadvertently (or purposely?) put smo on blast on this board

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Cleo_II
07/13/21 10:27:07 AM
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Drpooplol posted...
We have a quasi-open relationship. She's cool with me hooking up with this chick, especially cause her libido is near-zero nowadays
Oh. Well carry on
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Arcanine2009
07/13/21 10:29:44 AM
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CalypsoDoom posted...
Sex sometimes is like food delivery. Sounds great in the moment but once it's there it probably isn't very good lol
nah, that's post nut clarity. And you won't regret it if you really like that person.


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BeantownHero
07/13/21 10:30:38 AM
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A good idea survives the orgasm

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Solution_45
07/13/21 10:31:11 AM
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so are you going to cancel
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Drpooplol
07/13/21 10:34:18 AM
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Solution_45 posted...
so are you going to cancel
My libido isn't high enough to go twice in a day. I'll probably reschedule for this weekend

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Alteres
07/13/21 10:39:01 AM
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I had already clicked out of the topic when that last post registered.

...you can't whack off and have sex in the same day, what?

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Drpooplol
07/13/21 10:42:41 AM
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Alteres posted...
...you can't whack off and have sex in the same day, what?
I mean I can. I just don't like this girl Enough to really want to.

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Alteres
07/13/21 10:44:43 AM
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fair enough

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