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DemonBuffet
07/11/21 8:20:43 PM
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Holy shit, if they punched for real, do they die?

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Joeydollaz
07/11/21 8:21:12 PM
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You forgot the Infamous headbutt?

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ShineboxPhil
07/11/21 8:22:14 PM
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Everyone always says this but let's see how you react when pepe or sergio ramos tackle you on your legs going full speed

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NeonOctopus
07/11/21 8:24:02 PM
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Why does every game always have one of them putting out an oscar-worthy performance of them rolling around on the ground for 5 minutes after being lightly touched by an opponent? This is why I fucking hate watching soccer >_> At least in the NBA, this fake foul stuff only lasts for a few seconds, not literal minutes

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KylianMbappe
07/11/21 8:24:35 PM
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Embellishing contact is a legitimate strategy. Anyone who doesn't do it isn't doing whatever it takes to win.

That's why South American players are the GOATs
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I4NRulez
07/11/21 8:26:19 PM
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Compared to who? The NFL who players whine after every play to refs, the nba whos flopping is just as bad, or the NHL who the majority of players run from fights and they put on players who are shit but just there to fight?

The only sport i can think of that doesnt do this is Rugby but i dont watch much rugby so im not sure

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Xethuminra
07/11/21 8:26:25 PM
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As a half-South American, who played soccer, I wholeheartedly disagree.
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NeonOctopus
07/11/21 8:29:24 PM
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I4NRulez posted...
the nba whos flopping is just as bad,
I hate it there too but at least it's only like 5 seconds and then get back up right away. Soccer they just roll around for minutes on end and it's super annoying to watch

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I4NRulez
07/11/21 8:31:22 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
I hate it there too but at least it's only like 5 seconds and then get back up right away. Soccer they just roll around for minutes on end and it's super annoying to watch

No its not, in soccer they get right back up to because if they dont they get carded. In the NBA its more prevelant. I think flopping and "diving" in the NBA is much worse. It kills the game for me watching Harden, Young, and Booker jump into shots and then whine about non calls.

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Zikten
07/11/21 8:32:45 PM
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It's mostly male soccer that does this. I've never seen women soccer do it.
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Broseph_Stalin
07/11/21 8:33:12 PM
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it's so funny when people who don't watch sports think these guys are actually hurt lol
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PrettyBoyFloyd
07/11/21 9:14:15 PM
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Any pro sports is like this now.

When has LeBron taken a real beat down?

Just look at the guy dirty or say something mean.

That's a half season suspension and huge fines.

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Pandamonic
07/11/21 9:26:26 PM
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Yes, lol soccer players.

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07/12/21 3:58:07 AM
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Bloodmoon77
07/12/21 4:03:53 AM
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Soccer players are the biggest pussies in sports and I have 0 respect for them lmfao.
Except for the headbutt moment. But yeah their entire yellow card is based on being little bitches. Try playing a real sport.

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pinky0926
07/12/21 4:06:51 AM
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Its endemic to the sport. In reality soccer players are as tough as any athletes. But the rules and the total lack of consequences encourages the culture of faking injury for advantage.

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