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sLaCkEr408___RJ 07/11/21 4:41:41 PM #1:	Like if a pitbull or something attacked <cite>sLaCkEr408___RJ posted [p:955980917] in How to fig... [t:79559801]...</cite> <quote>Like if a pitbull or something attacked </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 07/11/21 4:42:41 PM #2:	Whip out the dried bull penis --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:955980946] in How to fig... [t:79559801]...</cite> <quote>Whip out the dried bull penis </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Awards 07/11/21 4:44:12 PM #3:	If a dog is biting you and you fear it will rip into one of your arteries, then jam your fingers into its eyes and then run away. <cite>Awards posted [p:955980990] in How to fig... [t:79559801]...</cite> <quote>If a dog is biting you and you fear it will rip into one of your arteries, then jam your fingers into its eyes and then run away. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 07/11/21 4:46:16 PM #4:	depends <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:955981045] in How to fig... [t:79559801]...</cite> <quote>depends </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokison 07/11/21 4:46:46 PM #5:	Step 1: Grab back of neck as tightly as you can Step2: shove your arm into their jaws as hard as you can to make them choke and gag; releasing your arm. Step 3: Grab it by the collar or as much neck scruff as you can and choke it till it passes out Step 4: Find the owner's and file a law suit --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower. <cite>Lokison posted [p:955981062] in How to fig... [t:79559801]...</cite> <quote>Step 1: Grab back of neck as tightly as you can Step2: shove your arm into their jaws as hard as you can to make them choke and gag; releasing your arm. Step 3: Grab it by the collar or as much neck scruff as you can and choke it till it passes out Step 4: Find the owner's and file a law suit </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 07/11/21 4:47:54 PM #6:	You can prevent many animal attacks by not panicking when they threaten/challenge you <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:955981094] in How to fig... [t:79559801]...</cite> <quote>You can prevent many animal attacks by not panicking when they threaten/challenge you </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kloe_Rinz 07/11/21 4:48:00 PM #7:	Pocket sand <cite>Kloe_Rinz posted [p:955981098] in How to fig... [t:79559801]...</cite> <quote>Pocket sand </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ilishe 07/11/21 4:48:44 PM #8:	Step 1: Get jumped and have face bitten off, throat ripped out Step 2: Your loved ones arrange your funeral If it's not a pitbull, try giving it a good kick. --- ~Phoenix Nine~ ~Victory needs no explanation; defeat allows none.~ <cite>Ilishe posted [p:955981124] in How to fig... [t:79559801]...</cite> <quote>Step 1: Get jumped and have face bitten off, throat ripped out Step 2: Your loved ones arrange your funeral If it's not a pitbull, try giving it a good kick. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kobe Bryant 07/11/21 4:49:15 PM #9:	Pepper spray or bear spray --- Kobe > LeBron. It's only internet stat nerds who think Lebron is better. Watch the games and stop calculating Lebron's PER with your wristwatch calculator. <cite>Kobe Bryant posted [p:955981148] in How to fig... [t:79559801]...</cite> <quote>Pepper spray or bear spray </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Verdekal 07/11/21 4:49:16 PM #10:	I'd put my dominant arm forward and let it bite it. Then I'd pull inward and lock my other arm around its head and try to pin it down or choke it out. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! <cite>Verdekal posted [p:955981152] in How to fig... [t:79559801]...</cite> <quote>I'd put my dominant arm forward and let it bite it. Then I'd pull inward and lock my other arm around its head and try to pin it down or choke it out. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 07/11/21 4:50:12 PM #11:	If youre strong enough, and are in the process of being bitten, you can grab the throat & kill the animal. <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:955981187] in How to fig... [t:79559801]...</cite> <quote>If youre strong enough, and are in the process of being bitten, you can grab the throat & kill the animal. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Letron_James 07/11/21 5:01:31 PM #12:	Try to grab the back of their legs and pull them apart like a wish bone. --- Ask me if I would eat da booty. <cite>Letron_James posted [p:955981531] in How to fig... [t:79559801]...</cite> <quote>Try to grab the back of their legs and pull them apart like a wish bone. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 07/11/21 5:03:52 PM #13:	Wounded animals behave strangely <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:955981605] in How to fig... [t:79559801]...</cite> <quote>Wounded animals behave strangely </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LincolnDuncan 07/11/21 5:07:20 PM #14:	I would literally just This Is Sparta! it. --- "I'm not a very nostalgic person, I neither have regrets nor occasions for self-congratulations." - Leonard Cohen <cite>LincolnDuncan posted [p:955981716] in How to fig... [t:79559801]...</cite> <quote>I would literally just This Is Sparta! it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 07/11/21 5:08:21 PM #15:	^this is effective for many medium-sized dogs, if you can trigger the flight response <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:955981743] in How to fig... [t:79559801]...</cite> <quote>^this is effective for many medium-sized dogs, if you can trigger the flight response </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MutantJohn 07/11/21 5:09:44 PM #16:	Dog ears are incredibly sensitive --- "Oh, my mother; oh, my friends, ask the angels, will I ever see heaven again?" - Laura Marling <cite>MutantJohn posted [p:955981791] in How to fig... [t:79559801]...</cite> <quote>Dog ears are incredibly sensitive </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShyOx 07/11/21 6:00:23 PM #17:	Human reflexes are better than a dogs. Kick em in the throat and then go for their necks, choke em out --- http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/6938/vyqp.jpg DIPLOMACY <cite>ShyOx posted [p:955983551] in How to fig... [t:79559801]...</cite> <quote>Human reflexes are better than a dogs. Kick em in the throat and then go for their necks, choke em out </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 07/11/21 6:01:30 PM #18:	The kick Steel-toe Infiltrators - agree <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:955983582] in How to fig... [t:79559801]...</cite> <quote>The kick Steel-toe Infiltrators - agree </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShyOx 07/12/21 3:55:31 AM #19:	Xethuminra posted... The kick Steel-toe Infiltrators - agree Yep I think you'd prefer a leg bite over anything else; your wrists are a big vulnerability. It's also got a lot of weight so it'd be harder for them to death shake. I'm a big guy with a big foot though, and dogs are no joke if they're of a size. As I said if your reflexes are good you're faster than a dog, but if that dog is big enough... Yeesh. I've had a really bad dog bite and broken up a lot of dog fights. My pinky is still numb on one side... --- http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/6938/vyqp.jpg DIPLOMACY <cite>ShyOx posted [p:955997543] in How to fig... [t:79559801]...</cite> <quote>Xethuminra posted... </cite> <quote>The kick Steel-toe Infiltrators - agree</quote> Yep I think you'd prefer a leg bite over anything else; your wrists are a big vulnerability. It's also got a lot of weight so it'd be harder for them to death shake. I'm a big guy with a big foot though, and dogs are no joke if they're of a size. As I said if your reflexes are good you're faster than a dog, but if that dog is big enough... Yeesh. I've had a really bad dog bite and broken up a lot of dog fights. My pinky is still numb on one side... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_SilverX 07/12/21 4:14:18 AM #20:	lay there and let it enjoy --- Resident Evil: Resistance is best Resident Evil. don't compare games to feces -- if you've an opinion worth mentioning, do so civilly <cite>Dark_SilverX posted [p:955997710] in How to fig... [t:79559801]...</cite> <quote>lay there and let it enjoy </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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