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Oh_you_travel
07/11/21 3:57:24 PM
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It is perhaps the greatest social theory of our time afaik. Anyone read it and want to compare/contrast Cliques?
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Cow_is_God
07/12/21 10:28:14 PM
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what, this?

https://web.archive.org/web/20190311111810/http://cliquetheory.com/

Fascinating I mean, there are no words haha
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Oh_you_travel
07/12/21 10:32:10 PM
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@Cow_is_God Did you read it? What Clique were you in in School? Has it had any relevance in adulthood?
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Cow_is_God
07/12/21 10:37:31 PM
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I skimmed it, but I would say I am a hybrid Jock/Nerd in school. Played sports in school and could keep up with the other Jocks, but I hung around with Nerds who played N64 and the far superior PS1.
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FLAMING EVIL HOMER
07/12/21 10:39:35 PM
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Tldr

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Oh_you_travel
07/12/21 10:40:25 PM
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Cow_is_God posted...
I skimmed it, but I would say I am a hybrid Jock/Nerd in school. Played sports in school and could keep up with the other Jocks, but I hung around with Nerds who played N64 and the far superior PS1.

well, we agree on one thing haha. What was your major/GPA?
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Cow_is_God
07/12/21 10:49:56 PM
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Oh_you_travel posted...
well, we agree on one thing haha. What was your major/GPA?
I didn't finish college, but I was trying to go for mechanical engineering and my GPA hovered around 3.1 before dropping out.
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Oh_you_travel
07/12/21 10:51:48 PM
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Cow_is_God posted...
I didn't finish college, but I was trying to go for mechanical engineering and my GPA hovered around 3.1 before dropping out.

why did you drop out? Your GA was sufficient imho.
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Cow_is_God
07/12/21 10:58:40 PM
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Oh_you_travel posted...
why did you drop out? Your GA was sufficient imho.
Just lazy, and played a lot of video games haha.
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Oh_you_travel
07/13/21 6:44:41 AM
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What was your console of choice during that period? Also, how do you afford internet now? Did you self-teach Engineering, as I did?
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Xethuminra
07/13/21 6:47:47 AM
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More cliques = more views

fine the popular denominator. Fun stuff

Cookies XD
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Cow_is_God
07/13/21 12:23:00 PM
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Oh_you_travel posted...
What was your console of choice during that period? Also, how do you afford internet now? Did you self-teach Engineering, as I did?
PS1 of course. The console that won its generation (sorry N64 fans!). I work as a grocery store manager now and make decent money to pay for the Internet. I'm not smart enough to self teach Engineering, but I'd love to get some pointers from you.
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Shezarr
07/13/21 12:23:44 PM
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Oh_you_travel posted...
self-teach Engineering, as I did?
Lmao

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Oh_you_travel
07/13/21 12:35:04 PM
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Cow_is_God posted...
PS1 of course. The console that won its generation (sorry N64 fans!). I work as a grocery store manager now and make decent money to pay for the Internet. I'm not smart enough to self teach Engineering, but I'd love to get some pointers from you.

Whoa, you remind me of a buddy of mine from Seattle. 180 dude and would fit in on gamefaqs pretty well if you know what I mean haha. Can you afford PS5/Xbox Series X? Discuss.
I self-taught Engineering because under the tenets of Clique Theory, I am a Nerd. Therefore, basically if I sit down at a computer I just spontaneously start Engineering things.

Shezarr posted...
Lmao

Did I say something funny, champ?
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Rapid99
07/13/21 12:36:49 PM
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Cow_is_God posted...
I'm not smart enough to self teach Engineering, but I'd love to get some pointers from you.

Pro tip for anyone looking to inflate their own sense of worth by talking to themselves on an alt, don't make it this obvious.

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Oh_you_travel
07/13/21 12:38:59 PM
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Rapid99 posted...
Pro tip for anyone looking to inflate their own sense of worth by talking to themselves on an alt, don't make it this obvious.

If you knew anything about Engineering you would be able to verify that @Cow_is_God and I no doubt have different IP addresses. Chances are, you are but a liberal artist, and thus are left speculating wildly and flinging accusations at your betters.
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Gobstoppers12
07/13/21 12:39:40 PM
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This topic is kinda twilight zone-y. Does anybody else feel like TC is talking to one of his alts?

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berlyman101
07/13/21 12:43:48 PM
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that was interesting for a minute but it's pure toxic frustration.

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Oh_you_travel
07/13/21 12:57:11 PM
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berlyman101 posted...
that was interesting for a minute but it's pure toxic frustration.
Does it align with your experiences irl though? What Clique were you in in School?
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archedsoul
07/13/21 12:59:11 PM
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Verisimilitude this.

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Shezarr
07/13/21 1:13:22 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
This topic is kinda twilight zone-y. Does anybody else feel like TC is talking to one of his alts?
He absolutely is.

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Cow_is_God
07/13/21 1:26:02 PM
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Shezarr posted...
He absolutely is.
absolutely not true. I am my own person.
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Bishop9800
07/13/21 1:29:01 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
This topic is kinda twilight zone-y. Does anybody else feel like TC is talking to one of his alts?

Yeah.

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Background_Guy
07/13/21 1:31:09 PM
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tldr
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Cow_is_God
07/13/21 1:43:43 PM
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Rapid99 posted...
Pro tip for anyone looking to inflate their own sense of worth by talking to themselves on an alt, don't make it this obvious.
Very rude. As you will note from my post, I fall in the Nerd clique, which means I possess a good amount of IQ, which further means I would not make this kind of mistake.
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Shezarr
07/13/21 2:03:08 PM
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Probably ROD tbh, he's one of the ones who most commonly talks to himself and his last account got banned.

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Oh_you_travel
07/13/21 6:54:50 PM
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Cow_is_God posted...
Very rude. As you will note from my post, I fall in the Nerd clique, which means I possess a good amount of IQ, which further means I would not make this kind of mistake.

Are you sure youre a Nerd and not a Loser? Follow the flowchart:

https://web.archive.org/web/20180818082459im_/http://cliquetheory.com/CTOutline_files/image004.jpg
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Cow_is_God
07/14/21 1:34:17 PM
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Oh_you_travel posted...
Are you sure youre a Nerd and not a Loser? Follow the flowchart:

https://web.archive.org/web/20180818082459im_/http://cliquetheory.com/CTOutline_files/image004.jpg
No, definitely not a Loser. The flowchart doesn't take into account hybrids either
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Oh_you_travel
07/14/21 2:42:29 PM
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Cow_is_God posted...
No, definitely not a Loser. The flowchart doesn't take into account hybrids either

Do you have any idea how VAST the flowchart would become if it tried to take hybrids into account? It sorts one into his primary clique based on hierarchical order. Prep > Jock > Nerd > Scumbag > Loser. JMO, YMMV.
The first question should be, "do you have a vagina," and sort into Woman if Yes tbh but that's neither here nor there (and frankly, gender is a social construct imho so such a question may be outmoded).
Do Women outrank Preps btw? Discuss.
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