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JKDobbins
07/09/21 3:05:06 AM
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Hed rather eat The rotten asshole Of a road killed skunk and down it with beer.

Hes the angriest gamer youve ever heard.

Hes the angry Nintendo nerd.

Hes the angry Atari / SEGA nerd.

Hes the angry video game nerd


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PC-Builder_Pony
07/09/21 3:07:08 AM
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AVGN! Caps lol gamefaqs.

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Wii_Shaker
07/09/21 3:07:24 AM
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He says he'd rather do all of these heinous things instead of playing shitty games, yet he plays the shitty games.

Not once has a buffalo dumped in his ear on the show.

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Ranlom
07/09/21 3:10:14 AM
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https://youtu.be/-WVyY7dMFt4

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Zikten
07/09/21 3:10:29 AM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
He says he'd rather do all of these heinous things instead of playing shitty games, yet he plays the shitty games.

Not once has a buffalo dumped in his ear on the show.

It's been a running joke that he is a masochist. I think multiple times he has had the chance to play a good game and he just doesn't know what to do with them. He either switches out the game quickly or he just ignores the good game completely and pops in a shitty one
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Zikten
07/09/21 3:11:32 AM
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Oh also a Buffalo never shit in his ear but one did shit in his window. One time an episode ended with a cgi Buffalo outside his window and it started shitting against the glass and broke it and then the shit went into his basement
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PC-Builder_Pony
07/09/21 3:11:59 AM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
He says he'd rather do all of these heinous things instead of playing shitty games, yet he plays the shitty games.

Not once has a buffalo dumped in his ear on the show.

He lives on the opposite side of the country to where the buffalo roam...

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PowerMang
07/09/21 3:12:34 AM
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I thought he was the Angry Nintendo Nerd

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Pogo_Marimo
07/09/21 3:17:17 AM
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PC-Builder_Pony posted...
He lives on the opposite side of the country to where the buffalo roam...
Tell that to the buffalo.

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Tyranthraxus
07/09/21 3:24:46 AM
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Zikten posted...
It's been a running joke that he is a masochist. I think multiple times he has had the chance to play a good game and he just doesn't know what to do with them. He either switches out the game quickly or he just ignores the good game completely and pops in a shitty one

I mean it's right there in the song "to play the shitty games that suck ass"

He's kinda like Nostalgia critic in that way where he reviews predominantly bad movies that you might have fond memories of but that's only because your memory sucks or because you were just much younger when you watched them.

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deanshow
07/09/21 4:21:27 AM
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Hes a cool dude when I met him at Yestercades. Much more soft spoken than his AVGN persona (not a big shocker)

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Umbreon
07/09/21 4:23:38 AM
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PowerMang posted...
I thought he was the Angry Nintendo Nerd

He was, but that was a lawsuit waiting to happen if he wanted to make any money so he switched to AVGN.

deanshow posted...
Hes a cool dude when I met him at Yestercades. Much more soft spoken than his AVGN persona (not a big shocker)


Ah man, that's so awesome that you met him.

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JKDobbins
07/10/21 1:40:44 AM
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Quote from season 3:

Id rather suck the dried shit out of Chewbaccas ass fur.
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BettyWhite
07/10/21 1:46:47 AM
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I didn't discover AVGN until a few years ago and straight-up went on a super marathon through all James' videos.

Still want more Board James.

That Tornado Rex song though.

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catboy
07/10/21 1:47:42 AM
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god buttsage you are without a doubt the worst poster on this board and that's saying something

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JKDobbins
07/10/21 2:06:01 AM
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@catboy dude nobody knows who the fuck you are
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Questionmarktarius
07/10/21 2:08:44 AM
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Anyone else starting to think James got tired of AVGN like ten years ago, but keeps doing it anyway?

Last time he seemed to actually enjoy himself was some Psychostick video from two years ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1wwvxFgTkc

...I guess the Polybius AVGN was pretty awesome, but that's an exception.
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catboy
07/10/21 2:10:49 AM
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JKDobbins posted...
@catboy dude nobody knows who the fuck you are
lol you're shaking in your boots

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Xethuminra
07/10/21 2:13:13 AM
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Hed rather endure a VR visual novel about a flight simulator w/ a desert made entirely out of particle physics that ends in an interactive movie with digitized actors turned into sprites.
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