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DestroyedDog
07/06/21 7:02:01 PM
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During the trial he declined to have an attorney represent him. He figured he could get himself off.

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ThunderTrain
07/06/21 7:03:02 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYIKw91sAWE

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Questionmarktarius
07/06/21 7:03:41 PM
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Thirty years ago, porno theaters still existed.
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Southernfatman
07/06/21 7:03:43 PM
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You know, Pee Wee had a sandwiched named after him. It's a Reuben hold the pickle.

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Smashingpmkns
07/06/21 7:06:27 PM
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Wtf is the point of those theaters if you can't beat off in them
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Purple_Cheetah
07/06/21 7:06:35 PM
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Thanks to this, my cousin thinks "losing my religion" by REM is about deeding in the corner.
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BeyondWalls
07/06/21 7:11:01 PM
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He definitely got railroaded. The cops should have let him go like he asked. News media made it sound like the character of Pee Wee Herman just walked into a normal movie theater and whipped his junk out. Like he was just running around the theater yelling ha ha as he jerked his dick. Dude got canceled by moms who already thought he was a freak. They took the opportunity to bury him.

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dj1200
07/06/21 7:12:16 PM
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DestroyedDog posted...
During the trial he declined to have an attorney represent him. He figured he could get himself off.

i c, u, did, thar. etc

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Kakapo
07/06/21 7:12:44 PM
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BeyondWalls posted...
He definitely got railroaded. The cops should have let him go like he asked. News media made it sound like the character of Pee Wee Herman just walked into a normal movie theater and whipped his junk out. Like he was just running around the theater yelling ha ha as he jerked his dick. Dude got canceled by moms who already thought he was a freak. They took the opportunity to bury him.

They also made a few false allegations that his collection of vintage erotica was of minors. That did more damage to his career tbqh

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Xavier_On_High
07/06/21 7:23:19 PM
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Purple_Cheetah posted...
Thanks to this, my cousin thinks "losing my religion" by REM is about deeding in the corner.

That's Pee Wee in the corner.

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Questionmarktarius
07/06/21 8:02:16 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
Wtf is the point of those theaters if you can't beat off in them
That's how the "popcorn trick" was invented.
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sLaCkEr408___RJ
07/06/21 8:07:41 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
Wtf is the point of those theaters if you can't beat off in them
Watching porno flicks
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Darmik
07/06/21 8:14:29 PM
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It's funny when people complain about cancel culture these days when people a few decades ago freaked out over shit like this. Same with Hugh Grant fucking a hooker in his car.

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__aCEr__
07/06/21 8:14:40 PM
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It's interesting how big that story was back then but with how celebrity gossip is always churning now it would probably only register for a couple days.

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Questionmarktarius
07/06/21 8:18:27 PM
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__aCEr__ posted...
It's interesting how big that story was back then
Back then, we all thought he was flashing people in a park or something, then the porn-theater details came out day or so later, and all but the usual pearl-clutchers stopped caring.

Pee-Wee's Playhouse had already been ended several months before, and all CBS did was stop the reruns.
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LeoRavus
07/06/21 8:20:39 PM
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There used to be a drive-in porno theater a couple miles from my house when I was a kid. You could see people fucking on a massive screen if you walked through the woods behind it at night.

Pee Wee should have hit something like that and jo'd in his car

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Nukazie
07/06/21 8:22:43 PM
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thank god for smaller computers and high tech phones

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monkmith
07/06/21 8:25:12 PM
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ThunderTrain posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYIKw91sAWE
tc you should thank this poster because they made your joke funny as hell.

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Questionmarktarius
07/06/21 8:29:47 PM
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LeoRavus posted...
You could see people fucking on a massive screen if you walked through the woods behind it at night.
"walked"

sure...
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BB mofo
07/06/21 8:35:00 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Thirty years ago, porno theaters still existed.

There used to be a porn theatre on Sunset Blvd called the Pussycat Theater that was once a Los Angeles landmark. The building exterior is still there, but the name and logo is gone and the interior has been converted into a banquet hall.

It still creeps me out whenever I drive past the ocassional wedding or other function and I see well dressed little kids running in and out of the building.

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Kakapo
07/06/21 8:35:47 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
"walked"

sure...
It was an obvious typo

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Questionmarktarius
07/06/21 8:57:27 PM
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Kakapo posted...
It was an obvious typo
acceptable excuse.
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brestugo
07/06/21 9:20:31 PM
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BB mofo posted...
There used to be a porn theatre on Sunset Blvd called the Pussycat Theater that was once a Los Angeles landmark. The building exterior is still there, but the name and logo is gone and the interior has been converted into a banquet hall.

It still creeps me out whenever I drive past the ocassional wedding or other function and I see well dressed little kids running in and out of the building.
I've seen this place. That was a seedy area in the 80's but celebs still went there.

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bigtiggie23
07/06/21 9:28:18 PM
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https://youtu.be/3wwyzGge-S0
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theAteam
07/06/21 9:31:06 PM
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BeyondWalls posted...
Like he was just running around the theater yelling ha ha as he jerked his dick

Lmao

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Lairen
07/06/21 9:34:26 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
Wtf is the point of those theaters if you can't beat off in them

So I went to watch a porn in public and i cant believe what i saw! Hey buddy, im trying to watch this movie!

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brestugo
07/06/21 9:44:20 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
Wtf is the point of those theaters if you can't beat off in them
This. I never went to one in part because I thought that was the entire point of those places. The floors must have been awful.

That was a bullshit arrest though.

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gatorsPENSbucs
07/06/21 9:48:36 PM
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I still want the Nike dunks named after him. Insole has him sitting in an empty row of seats.

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ExtremeLuchador
07/06/21 10:06:24 PM
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Wasn't he targeted? I've heard stories of couples getting it on in front of everybody at those places in the 1980s.

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brestugo
07/06/21 10:12:02 PM
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ExtremeLuchador posted...
Wasn't he targeted? I've heard stories of couples getting it on in front of everybody at those places in the 1980s.
IIRC he was targeted. Plus, he did kind of look sleazy when he wasn't wearing his Pee Wee clothes.



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divot1338
07/06/21 10:13:37 PM
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BeyondWalls posted...
Like he was just running around the theater yelling ha ha as he jerked his dick.
Why dont you take a picture itll last longer!

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DestroyedDog
07/06/21 10:50:29 PM
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theAteam posted...
Lmao


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divot1338
07/06/21 10:58:03 PM
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I think that was a haircut for Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Also greatest onscreen death scene of all time.
https://youtu.be/qT8vrKkS_wg

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BB mofo
07/07/21 10:34:42 AM
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Reuben's wasn't even in the theater proper when the cops spotted him. He was standing around near the concessions when they found him. Was he trying to escape? Maybe.

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DestroyedDog
07/07/21 4:32:46 PM
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BB mofo posted...
Reuben's wasn't even in the theater proper when the cops spotted him. He was standing around near the concessions when they found him. Was he trying to escape? Maybe.
http://geekologie.com/2014/03/06/peewee-herman-bike-for-sale.gif

Peewee trying to escape from the scene

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DestroyedDog
07/08/21 4:17:59 PM
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Up

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bknight
07/08/21 4:20:40 PM
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Too soon? I mean, people bringing up Kobe's rape soon after he died got crucified, but poor Pee Wee, still laughing at him now.
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KILBOTz
07/08/21 4:21:35 PM
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BB mofo posted...
Reuben's wasn't even in the theater proper when the cops spotted him. He was standing around near the concessions when they found him. Was he trying to escape? Maybe.

who would buy concessions in a porn theater

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AirFresh
07/08/21 4:23:17 PM
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Sometimes I've been in a theater all alone and have been tempted during a racy scene ngl

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ExtremeLuchador
07/09/21 10:45:15 PM
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They still do stuff like this. They went after a couple in my area for public indecency after the cops investigated a bar burglary and saw old security footage of a sex act from a week beforehand.

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DestroyedDog
07/11/21 7:37:13 PM
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AirFresh posted...
Sometimes I've been in a theater all alone and have been tempted during a racy scene ngl
Well you shouldn't do that. ngl

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