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weekoldhotdog
07/06/21 2:26:23 PM
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You want to reach down to adjust but everyone will stare at you if you do

what do?

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kingdrake2
07/06/21 2:33:36 PM
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go to bathroom on break to wipe em.

or option 2: if the bathroom has a lock. wash balls in the sink ie whore's bath method.
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SSJ2GrimReaper
07/06/21 2:49:39 PM
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Do that little leg maneuver

You know the one

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lww99
07/06/21 2:50:45 PM
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Ill usually just fix it/readjust as I stand up. Doesnt look as sus

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sLaCkEr408___RJ
07/06/21 2:51:34 PM
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weekoldhotdog
07/06/21 2:51:36 PM
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You don't think they'll notice when I have to untuck them out of one sock and into the other?

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Zikten
07/06/21 2:54:46 PM
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Stand up and walk around and you can get it loose
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Criminalt
07/06/21 3:33:25 PM
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weekoldhotdog posted...
You want to reach down to adjust but everyone will stare at you if you do
It just makes the situation a whole lot worse if you're an elementary school teacher.

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brestugo
07/06/21 3:59:05 PM
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I lived in DC and Japan for a bit and this could happen. I'm so glad to be home in SoCal where this is just a WTF impossibility.

Imagine living where there's 9 months of winter and 3 months of rain, heat tornadoes and/or humidity.

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Lairen
07/06/21 3:59:56 PM
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Yeah everyone at work is already staring at my crotch and cares about this.....

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Sonic23004
07/06/21 4:02:31 PM
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Maintain eye contact as you reach down and adjust.

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trappedunderice
07/06/21 4:04:56 PM
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That's never happened to me. One time I shaved my nuts and every time there was friction I thought I was going to die from all the itching.
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weekoldhotdog
07/06/21 6:36:10 PM
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I find that using Vaseline excessively in the general area keeps the sweat off while keeping yourself nice and cool during the summer heat

Just don't expose yourself to fire and you're guchi

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