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Damn_Underscore
07/05/21 8:56:23 PM
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?????



be honest

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RAAAWWWRRR
07/05/21 9:03:22 PM
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YASS! Lets go!

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Damn_Underscore
07/05/21 10:49:12 PM
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bump

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Lairen
07/05/21 10:50:34 PM
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My wife and daughter think so....

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Kloe_Rinz
07/05/21 10:50:45 PM
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Im ugly, introverted, boring, suffer (self diagnosed) social anxiety, and only go outside to go to work.
what hope does someone like me have of finding a GF
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KogaSteelfang
07/05/21 10:51:27 PM
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Obviously.

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Damn_Underscore
07/06/21 10:36:06 PM
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bump

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Makio
07/06/21 10:38:47 PM
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i really hope so

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Mistere Man
07/06/21 10:39:25 PM
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Makio posted...
i really hope so


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RedJackson
07/06/21 10:39:30 PM
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Still am baby

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Shezarr
07/06/21 10:40:44 PM
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Damn the inCEls don't have high hopes for themselves lol

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Froakie
07/06/21 10:42:26 PM
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Nah but I wont have any sex the rest of my life probably. Oh well

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nfearurspecimn
07/06/21 11:03:31 PM
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yeah

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STEROLIZER
07/07/21 12:25:59 AM
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This topic was just purged yesterday. Give it a rest.



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nfearurspecimn
07/07/21 12:26:45 AM
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I'm a bigay virgin

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KainWind
07/07/21 12:27:39 AM
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Your favorite God willing.

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dj1200
07/07/21 12:29:03 AM
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my kids say no.

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Your-Mom
07/07/21 12:30:33 AM
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Anyone want to change their answer?
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Returning_CEmen
07/07/21 12:31:31 AM
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I had sex 10 times this weekend

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NOM
07/07/21 12:34:34 AM
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Yeah. I have no redeeming qualities and honestly... I'm tired. I no longer have the energy or the care to pursue it and my health continues to decline at a rapid pace.

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STEROLIZER
07/07/21 12:38:07 AM
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NOM posted...
Yeah. I have no redeeming qualities and honestly... I'm tired. I no longer have the energy or the care to pursue it and my health continues to decline at a rapid pace.

Dude. Just go to google right now and type in Brazilian Jiujitsu Classes Near me. Then go to the gym tomorrow, give the 100 bucks, and start training. You'll be in shape, and have all the confidence in the world by December. Hell I bet you lose your virginity before Christmas.

Or you know, you can save your 100 bucks and keep on dreaming broken dreams or whatever.

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Kakapo
07/07/21 12:42:00 AM
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Forever a virgin ;_;

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Kloe_Rinz
07/07/21 3:59:14 AM
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STEROLIZER posted...
You'll be in shape, and have all the confidence in the world by December.
This is some draw the rest of the owl shit. How the hell does going to a gym lead to becoming confident? If anything Ill be that far bastard who goes to the gym once, sees all the chads and fit ladies, does a 180 and walks out. And if I attempt to do any training Id be judged and that would lower my confidence
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ShyOx
07/07/21 4:10:26 AM
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Jesus christ is this like an open casting for vampire victims?

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DeathVelvien
07/07/21 4:11:19 AM
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Indubitably.

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The Catgirl Fondler
07/07/21 4:12:07 AM
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Pretty much, yeah.

No sense worrying about it though.
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STEROLIZER
07/07/21 4:22:12 AM
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Kloe_Rinz posted...
This is some draw the rest of the owl shit. How the hell does going to a gym lead to becoming confident? If anything Ill be that far bastard who goes to the gym once, sees all the chads and fit ladies, does a 180 and walks out. And if I attempt to do any training Id be judged and that would lower my confidence

Because 3 months of Jiujitsu and you'll literally be able to kill 99% of the world's population with your bare hands

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Kylo_Ren_
07/07/21 4:28:24 AM
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I'm a father of two with two different Women and I get around. I'm a certified whore. Far from a virgin.

Kloe_Rinz posted...
How the hell does going to a gym lead to becoming confident?

Looking good or being in shape is a confidence booster. It's no secret.


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1337toothbrush
07/07/21 4:31:07 AM
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BlockAddition
07/07/21 4:42:54 AM
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56% voted no lol

Oh CE, you can't fool your fellow CEmen and remember this poll is anonymous so there's literally no reason to lie

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Kylo_Ren_
07/07/21 4:51:17 AM
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BlockAddition posted...
56% voted no lol

Oh CE, you can't fool your fellow CEmen and remember this poll is anonymous so there's literally no reason to lie

Facts.

Otherwise they'd be lying to themselves.

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Zikten
07/07/21 5:16:39 AM
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Yea

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Mentally and emotionally stunted

Declining physical health

Barring some insane twist in the twilight of my life, I'll never get laid
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gunplagirl
07/07/21 5:30:38 AM
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I had sex on Monday and nearly got vulcan death gripped to death by her legs when she you know

I'm gonna die a virgin for sure :'(

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DeadlyNinjaBees
07/07/21 5:33:35 AM
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Zikten posted...
Yea

40

Mentally and emotionally stunted

Declining physical health

Barring some insane twist in the twilight of my life, I'll never get laid
I mean, you could be a person and actually fucking WORK on yourself instead of being "mentally and emotionally" stunted.
Honestly, feeling sorry for yourself like this is ballz.

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scamatoru
07/07/21 5:34:19 AM
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dj1200 posted...
my kids say no.


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DeadlyNinjaBees
07/07/21 5:35:09 AM
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Taking note of usernames of the virgins so I know whose opinions to ignore when it comes to gender issues etc.

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masticatingman
07/07/21 5:54:18 AM
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No, lol, that part of me got dealt with at 17. Shouldve been 16 but I was naive as hell.

I do have a hard time believing some of my slutty periods looking back now. Got pretty lucky to avoid anything not capable of treating with a shot.

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Graycap
07/07/21 6:02:36 AM
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DeadlyNinjaBees posted...
Taking note of usernames of the virgins so I know whose opinions to ignore when it comes to gender issues etc.

People like the above disrespect virgins unprovoked and then people wonder why the virgins are bitter.

Some people are just ugly and socially passive. Doesn't make them dumb or anything. It's rough living life alone, don't know why certain people bully others and make it worse.
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DeadlyNinjaBees
07/07/21 6:05:26 AM
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Graycap posted...
People like the above disrespect virgins unprovoked and then people wonder why the virgins are bitter.

Some people are just ugly and socially passive. Doesn't make them dumb or anything.
Stop making excuses for them.
Men who fear and distance themselves from women are mentally unhealthy and push shitty agendas forward. It's why people got on the whole "incel violence" train when Joker came out.

No, being a virgin does NOT affect your personal value as a human. However, HERE, on this particular board, I'm not willing to give any fuck-free dudes a chance because I see the kidna shit they talk about and it makes me sick to my balls.

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The_Korey
07/07/21 6:11:53 AM
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Kloe_Rinz posted...
Im ugly, introverted, boring, suffer (self diagnosed) social anxiety, and only go outside to go to work.
what hope does someone like me have of finding a GF

What makes you think losing your virginity requires a GF?

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DeadlyNinjaBees
07/07/21 6:19:22 AM
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The_Korey posted...
What makes you think losing your virginity requires a GF?
Probably standards. Dudes that sleep with hookers are pieces of shit.

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masticatingman
07/07/21 6:22:53 AM
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DeadlyNinjaBees posted...
Stop making excuses for them.
Men who fear and distance themselves from women are mentally unhealthy and push shitty agendas forward. It's why people got on the whole "incel violence" train when Joker came out.

No, being a virgin does NOT affect your personal value as a human. However, HERE, on this particular board, I'm not willing to give any fuck-free dudes a chance because I see the kidna shit they talk about and it makes me sick to my balls.
A select few virgins on here chirp in on just about every gender/sexuality-tinged topic. I do find that off-putting.

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The_Korey
07/07/21 6:27:40 AM
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DeadlyNinjaBees posted...
Probably standards. Dudes that sleep with hookers are pieces of shit.

Tinder/1-night-stands are a thing, but please explain this shit take of the month.

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_SJimW_
07/07/21 6:31:48 AM
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I would have voted yes like two years ago but it ended up being no

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DeadlyNinjaBees
07/07/21 6:32:13 AM
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The_Korey posted...
Tinder/1-night-stands are a thing, but please explain this shit take of the month.
Of the month?
Raise your standards, man.

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Kylo_Ren_
07/07/21 6:47:07 AM
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DeadlyNinjaBees posted...
Probably standards. Dudes that sleep with hookers are pieces of shit.

Why?

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The_Korey
07/07/21 6:50:19 AM
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Whateves. Tagged. Which is pretty ironic, seeing as you're supposedly here to tag virgins for their future bad takes on sex/gender issues.

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bsp77
07/07/21 7:34:55 AM
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Kloe_Rinz posted...
This is some draw the rest of the owl shit. How the hell does going to a gym lead to becoming confident? If anything Ill be that far bastard who goes to the gym once, sees all the chads and fit ladies, does a 180 and walks out. And if I attempt to do any training Id be judged and that would lower my confidence
So you are saying that you will fail because you will give up. Just stick with it. When I see some "fat bastard" coming in the gym all the time, I think "good for him". And then as months pass, he becomes just a chubby bastard and then just a straight up bastard. Lol

But seriously, that is not a good excuse. Otherwise, walk/run outside, do pushups and situps, get a pull up bar for at home, get a set of dumbells. You can do it without the gym and for very little money.

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DeadlyNinjaBees
07/07/21 7:38:42 AM
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Kylo_Ren_ posted...
Why?
Tegridy.

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DeadlyNinjaBees
07/07/21 7:39:01 AM
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The_Korey posted...
Which is pretty ironic, seeing as you're supposedly here to tag virgins for their future bad takes on sex/gender issues.
Cry into your waifu pillow?

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