Current Events > Could you be roommates with Sheldon Cooper?

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For one month, then you get $7000. You get to live in that nice looking apartment in Pasadena, read all the comic books and novels, play the video games etc.

All you have to do is cater to his whims, get his food, work around his schedule, drive him where he wants and deal with his idiosyncrasies.

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I COULD.

But that guy is a bitch.

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A super neat and quiet roommate like that would be the dream. Just follow da rulez it ez.

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I would annoy him too much

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yeah i have experience

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Nice I'currently on a marathon run of the big bang theory. I think I could be but I think at some point he piss me off and I leave. Well only for amonth, easy peasy. If I was getting $7000 I would live with him for longer. That's a lot of money for easy work. I could be patient enough

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LightningAce11 posted...

All you have to do is cater to his whims, get his food, work around his schedule, drive him where he wants and deal with his idiosyncrasies.

If you are actually required to do all this, then no.

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BloodMoon7 posted...

I COULD.

But that guy is a bitch.

From what I have seen, the main character is far more of a bitch. Always whining about something or stomping around like he is great.

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I would have to strangle him immediately, if not for my own sanity, then for the good of the world.

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Dakimakura posted...

From what I have seen, the main character is far more of a bitch. Always whining about something or stomping around like he is great.

This. You could probably be roomates with the main character and easily boss him around because he is such a push over. However, if you mess with Sheldon who knows what crazy shit he would pull.

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At least sheldon would keep stuff neat and organized.

Leonard is a total wimp so he gets bullied, but you could probably get him to tidy your space up too.

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I'm too lackadaisical to be roommates with someone like that.

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Nah. Hes hilarious and awesome but a little too much work for me, and Id prefer female roommates.

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Only if he let me stick it in his pooper.

I would try to learn as much as possible from them during the time.

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Does the laughter follow him?

Background_Guy posted...

Does the laughter follow him?

'I just installed microsoft office'

hahahaha

'I don't like it as much as the older version.'

hahahahahahahaahaahahahaaaaha *applauds*

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Dakimakura posted...

'I just installed microsoft office'

hahahaha

'I don't like it as much as the older version.'

hahahahahahahaahaahahahaaaaha *applauds*

lmao

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When I first moved out of my parents's house, I lived with four other guys: a sassy gay guy, a nerdy black guy, a secluded German guy and married christian guy who lived there part-time for college purposes.
The gay guy was EXACTLY like Sheldon, both in looks and attitude. He'd always act like he knew better and harass us about chores and unimportant shit, like we could hardly ever go an afternoon without him nagging about something.
This was several years before The Big Bang Theory even. I could have written down my time there and sent the concept to some producer and made millions.

But I didn't, because I'm stupid.

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Sure why not.

Couldnt be too bad and they have a hot neighbor that always comes over.
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I'm autistic but no. Maybe I could have been his friend in Young Sheldon. He is around the same age as me. But I don't think I would get along with adult Sheldon

Who?

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Absolutely! Dude has a tight bathroom schedule, keeps the apartment clean, routinely sprays the air for viruses, etc. Hes pretty much the perfect roommate in real life.

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BeyondWalls posted...

Absolutely! Dude has a tight bathroom schedule, keeps the apartment clean, routinely sprays the air for viruses, etc. Hes pretty much the perfect roommate in real life.

Yeah, people don't see that he constantly cleans up and puts things away neatly.

Dude actually does a lot of stuff, like play games, go paintballing and other shenanigans like the robot they made. He'd let you join in.

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LightningAce11 posted...

All you have to do is cater to his whims, get his food, work around his schedule, drive him where he wants and deal with his idiosyncrasies.

I don't drive. Now what?

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For $7k? Hell yeah.

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Xatrion posted...

I would have to strangle him immediately, if not for my own sanity, then for the good of the world.

You can't say this. Saying you would kill a fictional person is against the rules on this site according to the mods.

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I could it would be fun and I would laugh a lot

Gamerguymass posted...

You can't say this. Saying you would kill a fictional person is against the rules on this site according to the mods.

Wait, so does this include topics on how we'd hypothetically deal with Leather Face and other fictional killers?

@Error1355 explain this malarky.

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The_Korey posted...

Wait, so does this include topics on how we'd hypothetically deal with Leather Face and other fictional killers?

@Error1355 explain this malarky.

Who the fuck knows. I was modded for saying I would strangle a preachy vegan if I was locked in a room with them. And not an actual named person mind you, but just if you were hypothetically locked in a room with a made up vegan. And then the circus voted to uphold that moderation.

Ignore whatever the "rules" are here. Aside from being vague and poorly defined, you generally only get modded based on how much the mods like or dislike you. Of course you don't get to see the invisible list to know if you are on it or not, and if you are why you are on it.

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