Current Events > Before I had an iPhone my sex life was like Jeepers Creepers

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Returning_CEmen
07/04/21 12:07:27 AM
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Once every 23 years.
After I got my iPhone, bruh, I had sex 5 times yesterday.

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roos1046 Reborn
07/04/21 12:08:30 AM
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With which hand?

It's good to see you enjoy porn on your phone

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FortuneCookie
07/04/21 12:09:31 AM
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The director of Jeepers Creepers is a sexual predator.
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Slayer_22
07/04/21 12:10:06 AM
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FortuneCookie posted...
The director of Jeepers Creepers is a sexual predator.

Movie is still good. Third was fucking trash.
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g0ldie
07/04/21 12:10:53 AM
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having an iPhone really helped your sex life like that?

if so, then nice.

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Returning_CEmen
07/04/21 12:11:37 AM
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roos1046 Reborn posted...
With which hand?

It's good to see you enjoy porn on your phone
With a living breathing female

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Returning_CEmen
07/04/21 12:12:06 AM
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g0ldie posted...
having an iPhone really helped your sex life like that?

if so, then nice.
Idk maybe, it was just a joke I came up with

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