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I4NRulez 07/03/21 10:05:26 PM #1:	When im working on my busy days i use a dog walker. I feel bad that my dog sees me home and wants to play but i cant. So she loves the dog walker. They go on long adventures and she freaks out whenever the dog walker comes. So the other day when they return the walker tells me that some lady approached them to say my dog was dehydrated because she was slobbering. I tell her that my dog had a vet check up the other day and was perfectly fine. Today i take my dog out to the park and we're walking back to our apartment where the same lady approaches us. She tells me that she told the dog walker that my dog is sick and needs water fast. Because my dog had too much slobber on the face. She was trying to say that my dog walker was abusing her for not giving her enough water on the walk. I tell her politely that my dog is healthy and this lady starts rambling about how shes a vet tech and she knows people with mastiffs. I tell her that my dog walker is a vet tech too and my dog is perfectly healthy. The lady says some rude stuff and gets in her car and drives off. I feel like this isnt the end of it. --- The night brims with defiled scum,and is permeated by their rotten stench. Just think. Now you're all set to hunt and kill to your heart's content. <cite>I4NRulez posted [p:955720188] in Oh God, I ... [t:79547200]...</cite> <quote>When im working on my busy days i use a dog walker. I feel bad that my dog sees me home and wants to play but i cant. So she loves the dog walker. They go on long adventures and she freaks out whenever the dog walker comes. So the other day when they return the walker tells me that some lady approached them to say my dog was dehydrated because she was slobbering. I tell her that my dog had a vet check up the other day and was perfectly fine. Today i take my dog out to the park and we're walking back to our apartment where the same lady approaches us. She tells me that she told the dog walker that my dog is sick and needs water fast. Because my dog had too much slobber on the face. She was trying to say that my dog walker was abusing her for not giving her enough water on the walk. I tell her politely that my dog is healthy and this lady starts rambling about how shes a vet tech and she knows people with mastiffs. I tell her that my dog walker is a vet tech too and my dog is perfectly healthy. The lady says some rude stuff and gets in her car and drives off. I feel like this isnt the end of it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pepys Monster 07/03/21 10:07:00 PM #2:	Ask her out to assert your dominance. --- Ryzen 3700X \| Evga GTX 1070 Ti \| 16GB DDR4 3200 \| Crucial MX500 2TB <cite>Pepys Monster posted [p:955720231] in Oh God, I ... [t:79547200]...</cite> <quote>Ask her out to assert your dominance. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 07/03/21 10:10:35 PM #3:	mastiff drool, the fact its doing it while on a walk would be a sign its perfectly hydrated i'd say. its when they stop drooling that you're reaching a danger level of dehydration. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:955720334] in Oh God, I ... [t:79547200]...</cite> <quote>mastiff drool, the fact its doing it while on a walk would be a sign its perfectly hydrated i'd say. its when they stop drooling that you're reaching a danger level of dehydration. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CADE FOSTER 07/03/21 10:12:42 PM #4:	just say shut up karen and keep it movin <cite>CADE FOSTER posted [p:955720392] in Oh God, I ... [t:79547200]...</cite> <quote>just say shut up karen and keep it movin </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rexcrk 07/03/21 10:14:16 PM #5:	Is she hot tho? --- Bah weep grannah weep ni ni bon <cite>rexcrk posted [p:955720438] in Oh God, I ... [t:79547200]...</cite> <quote>Is she hot tho? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Popo 07/03/21 10:19:32 PM #6:	She was trying to tell you to slobber all over her --- Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran <cite>The Popo posted [p:955720556] in Oh God, I ... [t:79547200]...</cite> <quote>She was trying to tell you to slobber all over her </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
I4NRulez 07/03/21 10:19:42 PM #7:	Pepys Monster posted... Ask her out to assert your dominance. I just pushed her down and peed on her. monkmith posted... mastiff drool, the fact its doing it while on a walk would be a sign its perfectly hydrated i'd say. its when they stop drooling that you're reaching a danger level of dehydration. Thick drool is one of the signs but its not the only sign. I think the bigger sign is a dry nose for dogs. My dog is fine though. Usually if a dog is dehydrated they get real lazy and my dog has a huge tank of water that refills itself constantly into the bowl. Also my dog isnt even a mastiff. Shes a lab mix lol. CADE FOSTER posted... just say shut up karen and keep it movin Next time i will. I was trying to be polite since she lives in my apartments. rexcrk posted... Is she hot tho? No shes old and fat. --- The night brims with defiled scum,and is permeated by their rotten stench. Just think. Now you're all set to hunt and kill to your heart's content. <cite>I4NRulez posted [p:955720567] in Oh God, I ... [t:79547200]...</cite> <quote>Pepys Monster posted... </cite> <quote>Ask her out to assert your dominance.</quote> I just pushed her down and peed on her. monkmith posted... </cite> <quote>mastiff drool, the fact its doing it while on a walk would be a sign its perfectly hydrated i'd say. its when they stop drooling that you're reaching a danger level of dehydration.</quote> Thick drool is one of the signs but its not the only sign. I think the bigger sign is a dry nose for dogs. My dog is fine though. Usually if a dog is dehydrated they get real lazy and my dog has a huge tank of water that refills itself constantly into the bowl. Also my dog isnt even a mastiff. Shes a lab mix lol. CADE FOSTER posted... </cite> <quote>just say shut up karen and keep it movin</quote> Next time i will. I was trying to be polite since she lives in my apartments. rexcrk posted... </cite> <quote>Is she hot tho?</quote> No shes old and fat. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_SilverX 07/03/21 10:20:01 PM #8:	is she thicc --- Resident Evil: Resistance is best Resident Evil. don't compare games to feces -- if you've an opinion worth mentioning, do so civilly <cite>Dark_SilverX posted [p:955720574] in Oh God, I ... [t:79547200]...</cite> <quote>is she thicc </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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