Current Events > if u can poop at other ppls places ur a psycho

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Choco
07/03/21 10:05:28 AM
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Turbam
07/03/21 10:12:13 AM
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Can I use your bathroom, Choco?

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MorbidFaithless
07/03/21 10:13:08 AM
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Or a normal, well-adjusted person.

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Choco
07/03/21 10:13:36 AM
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Turbam posted...
Can I use your bathroom, Choco?
sure

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gunplagirl
07/03/21 10:13:38 AM
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Oh yes, excuse me let me just plan my eating routine for like a week before I visit so I don't have any bowel movements while I'm over.

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IfGodCouldDie
07/03/21 10:14:34 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
Oh yes, excuse me let me just plan my eating routine for like a week before I visit so I don't have any bowel movements while I'm over.
It is appreciated I'm sure.

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Turbam
07/03/21 10:15:50 AM
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Choco posted...
sure
Gonna shit post on gamefaqs while I shit in your toilet

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RedJackson
07/03/21 10:17:18 AM
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I NEED a THRONE fit for a KING

Seriously though if its someones home I dont mind, but public restrooms Ill never let my ass ever touch the seat like that

fuck that

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gunplagirl
07/03/21 10:18:46 AM
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IfGodCouldDie posted...
It is appreciated I'm sure.
But also, I'm a girl so I never actually needed to poop. It was always something I'd opt to do for *sigh* shits and giggles.

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ShyOx
07/03/21 10:18:47 AM
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RedJackson posted...
I NEED a THRONE fit for a KING

Seriously though if its someones home I dont mind, but public restrooms Ill never let my ass ever touch the seat like that

fuck that

I'd much rather dump brown in a public, not crowded place than someone's home. Then they might KNOW my SHAME

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ApherosyLove
07/03/21 10:21:22 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
But also, I'm a girl so I never actually needed to poop. It was always something I'd opt to do for *sigh* shits and giggles.
Have u forgotten ur poop rock

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gunplagirl
07/03/21 10:22:44 AM
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ApherosyLove posted...
Have u forgotten ur poop rock
I have apparently?

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ReturnOfThaJedi
07/03/21 10:23:43 AM
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I have to know you REEEEAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYY well to shit in your house

And even then its still kinda iffy

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Funkydog
07/03/21 10:24:25 AM
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I meant to flush the toilet, why are you still holding a grudge?

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Opisseus
07/03/21 10:24:25 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
Oh yes, excuse me let me just plan my eating routine for like a week before I visit so I don't have any bowel movements while I'm over.
I unironically do this lmao

I don't like using the restroom for #2 outside my house unless it's an absolute emergency

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a-c-a-b
07/03/21 10:26:00 AM
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I'll take a big stinky dump in anyone's home.

I don't fucking care.
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ApherosyLove
07/03/21 10:26:31 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
I have apparently?
You know when you go to poop then realize u don't have to so you drop the poop rock in the toilet to keep up appearances

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SSJ2GrimReaper
07/03/21 10:27:00 AM
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I will claim your throne as mine therefore establishing myself as the new pack leader of your household

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Derwood
07/03/21 10:29:47 AM
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Sometimes you gotta shit and there isnt time to travel
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Thompson
07/03/21 10:33:16 AM
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I'll just poop out the window.

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DezDroppedFreak
07/03/21 10:42:20 AM
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As long as youre not destroying their bathroom I dont see the problem

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sabrestorm
07/03/21 10:43:26 AM
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Hey, when you got to go you got to go
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gunplagirl
07/03/21 10:43:34 AM
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ApherosyLove posted...
You know when you go to poop then realize u don't have to so you drop the poop rock in the toilet to keep up appearances
Oh. I just drop a roll of toilet paper in. Then it gets the stall closed, maybe even the whole bathroom. And then I have an excuse to not go anymore.

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Returning_CEmen
07/03/21 10:44:23 AM
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Imagine being that neurotic that you cant poop at other places

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DespondentDeity
07/03/21 10:44:27 AM
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https://youtu.be/EpkZ7ZfCXls

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BuckVanHammer
07/03/21 10:45:02 AM
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I had to do this at my gf dad's place a few weeks ago. was hit with immediate sweats after a really nice grilled sandwich.

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Choco
07/03/21 10:54:50 AM
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Turbam posted...
Gonna shit post on gamefaqs while I shit in your toilet
WTF YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PISS IN THE TOILET NOT SHIT IN IT

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Robot2600
07/03/21 10:55:41 AM
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WTF wrong with you people.

I poop in the morning, every morning, 10 minutes after waking up.

Additional pooping need at night, sometimes, but usually feels pretty optional (I could hold it until morning poop).

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Master Kazuya
07/03/21 10:57:06 AM
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You have issues if you feel as though every toilet but your own is unsafe

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Gurifisu
07/03/21 10:59:04 AM
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I make it a point to try and clog their toilets with some heavy logs just to show them they probably take bitch shits.

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Choco
07/03/21 10:59:55 AM
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Master Kazuya posted...
itt my poop is the best


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Eat More Beef
07/03/21 11:09:13 AM
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I generally take a shit the first time I go into someone's house. You gotta break in the bathroom so you feel comfortable.

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Turbam
07/03/21 11:16:57 AM
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Robot2600 posted...
WTF wrong with you people.

I poop in the morning, every morning, 10 minutes after waking up.

Additional pooping need at night, sometimes, but usually feels pretty optional (I could hold it until morning poop).
It's a pretty common misconception, but poop schedules are completely different for every person.
There is no "it's healthy to poop at these times of the day" or "it's healthy to only poop this amount of times a day". It's only a warning sign if you are off schedule without a change in diet.

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Robot2600
07/03/21 2:31:08 PM
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Turbam posted...
It's a pretty common misconception, but poop schedules are completely different for every person.
There is no "it's healthy to poop at these times of the day" or "it's healthy to only poop this amount of times a day". It's only a warning sign if you are off schedule without a change in diet.

It didn't just happen naturally. I earned this schedule through discipline and training.

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sabrestorm
07/03/21 6:14:51 PM
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Returning_CEmen posted...
Imagine being that neurotic that you cant poop at other places

I cant imagine anyone being that neurotic
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