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Nukazie
07/02/21 3:09:42 AM
#51:


it got more media exposure

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Smackems
07/02/21 3:14:03 AM
#52:


A giant flame sword

Except it's a weiner and the flames are fruit punch

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Xethuminra
07/02/21 3:14:59 AM
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https://youtu.be/RyO46RQhYkQ

With ease

Add the adrenaline, and a really well-trained warrior who doesnt care if he chips the blade

Imagine it
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scar the 1
07/02/21 3:26:16 AM
#54:


Master Kazuya posted...
Would you rather fight a tiger with a spear or a sword?
For the tiger I pick a *ball of yarn and a lot of cuddles

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Smackems
07/02/21 3:26:53 AM
#55:


scar the 1 posted...
For the tiger I pick a call of yarn and a lot of cuddles
Agreed. Fight it with love and pets

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scar the 1
07/02/21 3:28:38 AM
#56:


God damn typo

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Xethuminra
07/02/21 3:50:36 AM
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https://youtu.be/Py2-C_x7PDQ

I am very bored/annoyed with YouTube & Google

If an original thought was had online that wasnt screened, I think the whole internet would shut down for the day

anyway~ there are a few videos in the sympathetic section of the algorithms footnotes of chainmail being sliced through, but this my favorite because you see even a paltry hack can break the rings.

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Kloe_Rinz
07/02/21 3:52:34 AM
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It depends. Spears can be cooler than swords given the right circumstances. A mace can never be as cool as either tho
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Smackems
07/02/21 3:55:38 AM
#59:


Why not just use the claw on a hammer to pry open the armor

Lol dumb medieval people

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Xethuminra
07/02/21 3:56:14 AM
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Theres a very cool video of a very inspired swordsmith who is a total relic slicing chainmail semi-successfully (looks like his first go at it tho)

A perfect Katana with perfect skill can get through just about anything no thicker than half an inch in width from the Iron Age
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The_Hat
07/02/21 6:49:51 AM
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Smackems posted...
What we need is a sword that is one third sword, one third spear, and one third missile launcher. That fits in a vagina sheathe

That's how bayonets work.

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St0rmFury
07/02/21 8:41:00 AM
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Fire Emblem has the right idea, tho I'm not sure how axe >>> spear.
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RedJackson
07/02/21 8:53:03 AM
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bknight posted...
Because phallic symbol and sheaths are vaginas.

*unsheathes and sheaths a couple of times really fast*

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Doe
07/02/21 11:53:39 AM
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OmegaShinkai posted...
Poke you in the foot, obviously.
*drops shield on your polearm*

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OmegaShinkai
07/02/21 4:43:15 PM
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Doe posted...
*drops shield on your polearm*
That's cool and all but as long as you're pinning the spear to the ground with your shield, you're still not going to clear the 5-6 foot gap.
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Smackems
07/02/21 4:48:13 PM
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Doe posted...
*drops shield on your polearm*
Heyyy... Give it back...

I'm telling

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Xethuminra
07/02/21 4:49:14 PM
#67:


If their armor was so great

Whyd they need a shield? Hmm?
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DrizztLink
07/02/21 4:54:37 PM
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Xethuminra
07/02/21 4:55:41 PM
#69:


Plates up!!
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BarbaricAvatar
07/02/21 5:01:35 PM
#70:


Depends. An antique that looks like it was actually carried for purpose is hella cool but a shiny ornamental sword that hangs on a wall is lame af.

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scar the 1
07/02/21 5:02:18 PM
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Doe posted...
*drops shield on your polearm*
So you're holding a shield ready to drop it to the ground in a split second, and also holding a weapon I presume. Sounds like you're a bit too busy to try and catch the spear in one hand honestly

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The_Hat
07/02/21 5:02:51 PM
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The real reason why swords are considered so cool is because traditionally they were considered status symbols. In Japan they were a badge denoting you were a samurai, in Europe they were for knights or lords because of the cost.
If you had a weapon that was hard to master and expensive to produce, you were important.

Outside of that, modern media likes them because they're flashy and make tense scenes.
As someone who practices HEMA (specifically rapier fencing) and owns a bunch of weapons, if I were to be thrown into a gladiator battle I'd want a spear. They're just so incredibly easy and effective.

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codey
07/02/21 5:04:29 PM
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Smackems
07/02/21 5:05:22 PM
#74:


The_Hat posted...
The real reason why swords are considered so cool is because traditionally they were considered status symbols. In Japan they were a badge denoting you were a samurai, in Europe they were for knights or lords because of the cost.
If you had a weapon that was hard to master and expensive to produce, you were important.

Outside of that, modern media likes them because they're flashy and make tense scenes.
As someone who practices HEMA (specifically rapier fencing) and owns a bunch of weapons, if I were to be thrown into a gladiator battle I'd want a spear. They're just so incredibly easy and effective.
Your spear does nothing against my thousand fold super steel titanium fully automatic katana shark

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Xethuminra
07/02/21 5:16:00 PM
#75:


codey posted...
You know

If you could somehow stick a sliding weight on the back of that thing, you could do some serious damage with an axe swing
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The_Hat
07/02/21 5:25:48 PM
#76:


Smackems posted...
Your spear does nothing against my thousand fold super steel titanium fully automatic katana shark

WhAt If i dRop mY sHiEld On iT?

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Xethuminra
07/02/21 5:27:27 PM
#77:


The Dragonslayer is hollow.
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Smackems
07/02/21 5:35:33 PM
#78:


The_Hat posted...
WhAt If i dRop mY sHiEld On iT?
Oh shit no don't do that sharks hate shields

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Panthera
07/02/21 5:40:44 PM
#79:


Xethuminra posted...
If their armor was so great

Whyd they need a shield? Hmm?

Improving armour did in fact lead to a reduction in the use of shields in Europe. Plate armour could provide pretty good protection from arrows on its own, and if you had it your enemy likely would too so you wanted to free up a second hand for a heavier weapon that could deal with their armour more effectively

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Xethuminra
07/02/21 5:43:16 PM
#80:


Then came the cannons
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Smackems
07/02/21 6:08:47 PM
#81:


Xethuminra posted...
Then came the cannons
And then the sharks with cannons

Bloody afair. Massacre of 1897

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Frostmourne
07/02/21 6:12:40 PM
#82:


I perfer bows tbh.
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