Current Events > Flat-chested Hooters waitress shows how she fakes huge boobs for job

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Lebronwon
06/29/21 6:57:20 PM
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spikethedevil
06/29/21 6:58:52 PM
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Fucking depressing she has to fake them to keep her job.

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sabrestorm
06/29/21 7:00:01 PM
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spikethedevil posted...
Fucking depressing she has to fake them to keep her job.

very
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Wii_Shaker
06/29/21 7:00:42 PM
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So she stuffs her bra.

I remember when stage magicians went after that one masked guy for giving away their secrets.

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weekoldhotdog
06/29/21 7:03:32 PM
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Technically, waitresses are not servers at Hooters but rather "entertainers".

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Medussa
06/29/21 7:03:36 PM
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lol, i kinda want to make a parody of this vid with my giant prosthetics.

probably not going to, though.

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Hop103
06/29/21 7:06:22 PM
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I'd give her an extra tip if she brought my food out without the padding.
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weekoldhotdog
06/29/21 7:06:30 PM
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On subject, my wife is rather flat chested and after having a few children, they're not even as shapely as they used to be. Rather than pay for an expensive surgery in America (because I'm def not taking her to Mexico to do it) maybe a little cosmetic genius such as this could go a long way with helping confident women feel even more confident about their bodies despite not having busting boobies like other successful women seem to have.

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Crazyman93
06/29/21 7:10:19 PM
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spikethedevil posted...
Fucking depressing she has to fake them to keep her job.
It is a proven fact that all things being equal, bigger tits = bigger tips.

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Vyrulisse
06/29/21 7:11:10 PM
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The IBTC is always shady and works on deception this is no shock

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DirkDiggles
06/29/21 7:11:29 PM
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https://youtu.be/IyaT05xb208
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NoxObscuras
06/29/21 7:14:38 PM
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spikethedevil posted...
Fucking depressing she has to fake them to keep her job.
I'm pretty sure she does it for better tips, not to keep her job. Not that it matters it any better

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Frizzurd
06/29/21 7:54:28 PM
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Tell me when femboy hooters happens.
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
06/30/21 8:45:22 AM
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Remember they used to make fun of girls in school that stuffed their bra? Now they are just tipping them a lot more.

People are fucking weird.

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gunplagirl
06/30/21 8:50:48 AM
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Meanwhile I follow a few breast expansion models who have giant prosthetics. Like, the two are each only a little smaller than her head.

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DeadBankerDream
06/30/21 8:51:51 AM
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Is she 18?

Cause that was incredibly hot.

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gunplagirl
06/30/21 8:51:53 AM
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Vyrulisse posted...
The IBTC is always shady and works on deception this is no shock
@Vyrulisse don't shame those who must do without, we should uplift our sisters.

It's the patriarchy we need to knock down.

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Frizzurd
06/30/21 8:52:26 AM
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Th3Truth posted...

Tom Nook is not that.
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pick4six
06/30/21 8:54:37 AM
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weekoldhotdog posted...
Technically, waitresses are not servers at Hooters but rather "entertainers".
She's basically one step away from being a stripper

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toyota
06/30/21 8:56:27 AM
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are boobs really a requirement for hooters?

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Squall28
06/30/21 8:56:38 AM
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spikethedevil posted...
Fucking depressing she has to fake them to keep her job.

She could always be a normal waitress and earn a quarter as much.

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Fam_Fam
06/30/21 8:56:46 AM
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pick4six posted...
She's basically one step away from being a stripper

yeah, minus the dancing/taking your clothes off part.
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RetsuZaiZen
06/30/21 8:56:56 AM
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Fucking brilliant

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Fam_Fam
06/30/21 9:02:37 AM
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next CE topic: is it rape if you had sex with her without knowing this?
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Vyrulisse
06/30/21 1:07:09 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
@Vyrulisse don't shame those who must do without, we should uplift our sisters.

It's the patriarchy we need to knock down.
I've been on the frontlines since I was 14 years old. I've seen the depths to which the IBTC will sink to bring down mommy milkers. Trust not the enemy

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Dreepapult
06/30/21 1:25:34 PM
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She's still quite cute regardless of lack of boobiness

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bknight
06/30/21 1:37:56 PM
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The perfect woman but she has tiny boobs.
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gunplagirl
06/30/21 2:05:45 PM
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Vyrulisse posted...
I've been on the frontlines since I was 14 years old. I've seen the depths to which the IBTC will sink to bring down mommy milkers. Trust not the enemy
You really aren't on any side, then. You're not even milky enough to be team mommy milkers. You're just... An obstacle. :'( @Vyrulisse

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Lairen
06/30/21 2:08:44 PM
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Why would you want to work there if this bothers you?

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Vyrulisse
06/30/21 2:14:30 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
You really aren't on any side, then. You're not even milky enough to be team mommy milkers. You're just... An obstacle. :'( @Vyrulisse
Now you're just talking nonsense. You've been compromised.

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Ruvan22
06/30/21 3:50:57 PM
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Lairen posted...
Why would you want to work there if this bothers you?
Are you talking about the girl? As someone pointed out the income compared to a regular waitressing job
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Smackems
06/30/21 3:53:27 PM
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Dreepapult posted...
She's still quite cute regardless of lack of boobiness


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1NfamousACE_2
06/30/21 3:54:50 PM
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Why is the NY Post writing about this?

And look at the first damn sentence lol

A self-touted flat-chested med student working at Hooters is keeping her 90,500 TikTok fans abreast of how she turns her barely there bosom into mountainous moneymakers every night.


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DDirtyDastard
06/30/21 3:56:13 PM
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spikethedevil posted...
Fucking depressing she has to fake them to keep her job.
It's a fucking Hooters. You think people are going there for the wings?
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Shezarr
06/30/21 3:56:55 PM
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1NfamousACE_2 posted...
Why is the NY Post writing about this?

And look at the first damn sentence lol

A self-touted flat-chested med student working at Hooters is keeping her 90,500 TikTok fans abreast of how she turns her barely there bosom into mountainous moneymakers every night.
Are you under the impression that NYP is anything other than a tabloid?

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gamer167
06/30/21 4:01:32 PM
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spikethedevil posted...
Fucking depressing she has to fake them to keep her job.


Bruh this aint Buffalo Wild Wings. The restaurant is literally called Hooters.
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ShyOx
06/30/21 4:09:42 PM
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spikethedevil posted...
Fucking depressing she has to fake them to keep her job.

You dont have to to keep the job. One of my best friends in high school worked at hooters and she was almost as flat.

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SuperShake666
06/30/21 4:11:28 PM
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FLAT lS JUSTICE

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STEROLIZER
06/30/21 4:23:00 PM
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spikethedevil posted...
Fucking depressing she has to fake them to keep her job.

That's literally the job tho. It's a restaurant to be waited on by women with big hooters. You can say that's sexist or whatever, but that's the business model that has kept them employed and profitable for decades. The women choose to work there, and although some choose it simply because of the high paying tips, most choose to work there because they enjoy the lifestyle and Frat Party lifestyle. Hooters is a notorious ho spot for working college girls to pocket spending money.

I've known plenty of girls who worked at Hooters, most declining to work weekends even though its the highest paying night, just so they could go out and party instead. The job attracts, and frankly requires a certain personality type. People who arent of that personality type often look down upon it because the job/lifestyle doesn't appeal to them, but the same girls working at hooters probably think staying inside, curled up on the bed w/ their cat, and reading a "good book" on a Friday night is fucking next level torture.

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FortuneCookie
06/30/21 4:23:06 PM
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One of my weird anime fetishes is breast shrinking. I'd want to get her in the bedroom and tease her, "Where did they go?"
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Notti
06/30/21 4:23:09 PM
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"And now they look huge, the creative beauty boasted of her counterfeit casabas."

But this will just cause inflation!!
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gna647
06/30/21 4:24:09 PM
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FortuneCookie
06/30/21 4:24:39 PM
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spikethedevil posted...
Fucking depressing she has to fake them to keep her job.



You gotta do what you gotta do.
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ForsakenHermit
07/01/21 3:19:58 AM
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I hope she hasn't lost any confidence or image of self worth over her chest. It would be sad if she felt the need to get implants.

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ImagineUsngAlts
07/02/21 6:10:49 PM
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It probably doesn't help when the idea of men being being fine with or attracted to small chests is pedophilic.
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Turbam
07/02/21 6:12:30 PM
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Boob men destroyed, yet again.

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Dark_SilverX
07/02/21 6:13:10 PM
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America land of the freeeeeeeeeee

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BakonBitz
07/02/21 6:23:02 PM
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I saw her video on how much she makes and I gotta say...I'm really jealous.

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