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Black pants, black shoes and a shirt and tie that are the same color because they bought a combo pack from Kohls.

You see that you know a dude is going to court.

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Or maybe they just dont know how to wear a suit at all?

• Walk like a cowboy briskly and adjust your shoulders to uneven angles.
• neither stray away from nor directly engage the spectator.
• periodically adjust your tie & pop your cuffs with a flick of the wrist.
• Never worry about general wear & tear from sitting. Exert yourself.
• Do not put one hand in your pocket, clasp your hands, or hunch your back.
• The head should be held back at a right angle or down at a left angle.
• Other people looking worse than you is 100% their problem. They will get over it quickly.
• Never be gaudy. The suit is function over fashion 100%. If theres no reason to wear an article or perform an action. Then Dont.

Theres various super standard faux-pas to avoid & classy signaling you can do, which are available to learn almost anywhere. Some of it comes down to taste, and actually many aficionados agree the goal is to break the trends as tastefully as possible.