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HylianFox 06/27/21 11:48:12 PM #1:	Move over, Knuckles-pregnant-with-Sonic's-baby, you got some competition. https://www.theonion.com/borderline-sacrilege-some-sick-freak-drew-fanart-of-ma-1847123697 Jesus Christ, we dont know what to say, gamers. There are many strange and, indeed, unsettling things on the internet, but this latest one crosses the line of all that is decent and good in the world: Some sick freak named X_Switch_58 drew fanart of Mario just wearing normal jeans and a red shirt, and it isnt okay. What kind of human being would upload this repulsive thing onto Deviant Art where anyone can see it? A complete fucking sicko, thats who. Honestly, we just want to vomit looking at our favorite Italian plumber standing there wearing a grin on his face and a pair of blue Levis that dont extend to his upper torso. Thats right: No gold buttons. No little blue straps. Nothing but a pair of denim trousers around his waist. It just looks... so wrong. The real question is whether well ever be able to look at Mario in the same way again, and the obvious answer is no. Theres no fucking way. And its all because of the pathetic excuse for a person who thought putting this sort of thing online was okay. Gotta admit, he does look... not right. >_> --- This is my signature until I can think of a better one. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:955506879] in Some Sick ... [t:79536909]...</cite> <quote>Move over, Knuckles-pregnant-with-Sonic's-baby, you got some competition. https://www.theonion.com/borderline-sacrilege-some-sick-freak-drew-fanart-of-ma-1847123697 <quote>Jesus Christ, we dont know what to say, gamers. There are many strange and, indeed, unsettling things on the internet, but this latest one crosses the line of all that is decent and good in the world: Some sick freak named X_Switch_58 drew fanart of Mario just wearing normal jeans and a red shirt, and it isnt okay. What kind of human being would upload this repulsive thing onto Deviant Art where anyone can see it? A complete fucking sicko, thats who. Honestly, we just want to vomit looking at our favorite Italian plumber standing there wearing a grin on his face and a pair of blue Levis that dont extend to his upper torso. Thats right: No gold buttons. No little blue straps. Nothing but a pair of denim trousers around his waist. It just looks... so wrong. The real question is whether well ever be able to look at Mario in the same way again, and the obvious answer is no. Theres no fucking way. And its all because of the pathetic excuse for a person who thought putting this sort of thing online was okay.</quote> Gotta admit, he does look... not right. >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solar_Crimson 06/27/21 11:49:40 PM #2:	He looks so... plain. Like he's just some guy in your neighborhood, not the savior of the Mushroom Kingdom. --- I often wonder if we are growing as a people... or in fact, regressing. <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:955506917] in Some Sick ... [t:79536909]...</cite> <quote>He looks so... plain. Like he's just some guy in your neighborhood, not the savior of the Mushroom Kingdom. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 06/27/21 11:50:10 PM #3:	This doesn't even look all that bad. It's the kind of thing that could be a somewhat-poorly-thought-out official redesign. --- You wouldn't download a Trumble. <cite>Trumble posted [p:955506927] in Some Sick ... [t:79536909]...</cite> <quote>This doesn't even look all that bad. It's the kind of thing that could be a somewhat-poorly-thought-out official redesign. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 06/27/21 11:54:56 PM #4:	This is what he wears beneath the overalls. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:955507024] in Some Sick ... [t:79536909]...</cite> <quote>This is what he wears beneath the overalls. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aristoph 06/27/21 11:58:49 PM #5:	I dunno. I kinda feel like he just looks like a younger version of himself. Like this is 20-something Mario before he decided to be a plumber and was just kinda chillin' and experiencing the world a bit. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules <cite>Aristoph posted [p:955507111] in Some Sick ... [t:79536909]...</cite> <quote>I dunno. I kinda feel like he just looks like a younger version of himself. Like this is 20-something Mario before he decided to be a plumber and was just kinda chillin' and experiencing the world a bit. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pogo_Marimo 06/28/21 12:01:46 AM #6:	Trumble posted... This doesn't even look all that bad. It's the kind of thing that could be a somewhat-poorly-thought-out official redesign. --- 'Cause you know that I have no fear, ain't gonna walk into the river and disappear. I'm gonna be a powerful man. Red blood running down the broken sand. <cite>Pogo_Marimo posted [p:955507184] in Some Sick ... [t:79536909]...</cite> <quote>Trumble posted... </cite> <quote>This doesn't even look all that bad. It's the kind of thing that could be a somewhat-poorly-thought-out official redesign.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lairen 06/28/21 12:05:21 AM #7:	I wont post the disturbing image of mario with a denim shirt and red sweat pants.... --- When it rains, it pours. <cite>Lairen posted [p:955507277] in Some Sick ... [t:79536909]...</cite> <quote>I wont post the disturbing image of mario with a denim shirt and red sweat pants.... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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