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PoundGarden
06/27/21 9:00:21 PM
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MFer. I was weeding in the yard and all of a sudden a deer jumps the fence and lands about 8 ft from me, scared the shit out of us both. I honestly thought it was one of my neighbors pits coming back to finish me off, I'm still shaking.
Anyway, we decided we were cool with each other and hung out for 15 minutes. He ate my raspberries and mulberries, whatever I have plenty, but I did yell at him when he started eating my hollyhocks. Dude stopped with a mouthful of green and just looked at me lol.

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PoundGarden
06/27/21 9:05:39 PM
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Idk how to share a video here, but I got some good footage of him eating my raspberries

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SSJ2GrimReaper
06/27/21 9:06:16 PM
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That deer just entered the PoundGarden

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PoundGarden
06/27/21 9:08:40 PM
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GranolaPanic posted...
Do you want all deer killed now as well?

Hurr durr. Nah, even a wild animal managed to not immediately try and kill me for absolutely no reason. NGL, my hand flew to my holster, but I saw no need to hurt him, he was just as surprised as I was.

SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
That deer just entered the PoundGarden

LMAO

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Johnny_Nutcase
06/27/21 9:09:50 PM
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I like how you said you thought it was the neighbors pits coming back to finish you off. I wanna hear part 1 of that story now.

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PoundGarden
06/27/21 9:21:09 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I like how you said you thought it was the neighbors pits coming back to finish you off. I wanna hear part 1 of that story now.

Long story short:
- neighbors are WT
- have (had) 3 pits, one was segregated from the 2 caged ones and left out on a chain
- dog snaps chain, tears through my fence
- sees my dog and immediately attacks him
- managed to seperate dogs, pit turned on me
- took 5 ppl to remove pit
- pit was later destroyed
- WT neighbors still have 2 caged pits

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Johnny_Nutcase
06/27/21 9:23:21 PM
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Good for you man for manning up and breaking that shit up at the cost of you getting torn up in process. I respect that, and yeah your asshole neighbors need to have the piss beaten out of them.

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PoundGarden
06/27/21 9:25:31 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Good for you man for manning up and breaking that shit up at the cost of you getting torn up in process. I respect that, and yeah your asshole neighbors need to have the piss beaten out of them.

Thanks. NGL, I hesitated for a few seconds knowing it wouldn't go well, but I'd do it again if need be. Needless to say, I'm prepared now every time I go outside

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PoundGarden
06/27/21 9:26:25 PM
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GranolaPanic posted...
Youre leaving out the part where you want a complete genocide of the breed just over that single incident.

The deer was on your property and ate your raspberries. By your own twisted logic, the entire species must pay for the actions of that deer.

Lol, will you shut the fuck up?

You realize I'm not the asshole here, right?

So about that deer...

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Johnny_Nutcase
06/27/21 9:27:03 PM
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Speaking in generalities. I find that people who have pit bulls to "protect their home" have nothing worth breaking into for anyway.

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PoundGarden
06/27/21 9:29:12 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Speaking in generalities. I find that people who have pit bulls to "protect their home" have nothing worth breaking into for anyway.

I finally talked to the guy the other day because he's been ducking me for months. Turns out his house is only worth $8500, but im still gonna take it. Dude doesn't have insurance, so sucks to suck.

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PoundGarden
06/27/21 9:30:02 PM
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GranolaPanic posted...
You want an entire breed of dog killed because of a terrible incident that happened to you. Do you realize how crazy that sounds?

You realize I'm not the asshole here, right?

Do you realize how crazy trolling a trauma victim in his topic about a deer is?

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PoundGarden
06/27/21 9:44:11 PM
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GranolaPanic posted...
The only one trolling here is you with your irrational hatred of Pitbulls.

Im sorry you got attacked by one. Your neighbor is a terrible dog owner that most likely mistreated their dogs. You have to realize how absolutely insane it is to use this incident to advocate for the eradication of an entire breed of dog.

Feel better?

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pikachupwnage
06/27/21 9:50:13 PM
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PoundGarden posted...
- pit was later destroyed

Damn you. You are the reason we don't have a Kid icarus Uprising sequel!

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SSJ2GrimReaper
06/27/21 9:50:17 PM
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Some of you guys would never last in the PoundGarden

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pikachupwnage
06/27/21 9:51:29 PM
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PoundGarden posted...
I finally talked to the guy the other day because he's been ducking me for months. Turns out his house is only worth $8500, but im still gonna take it. Dude doesn't have insurance, so sucks to suck.

In this sky high sellers market?

Does the dude live in a particularly large dollhouse?

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PoundGarden
06/27/21 9:52:20 PM
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GranolaPanic posted...
One day I hope you have a nice interaction with a Pitbull and realize they arent all the violent beasts you think they are.

Really bizzare how important this is to you.
Regardless, I'd like to cordially invite you to fuck off. Again, I'm not the asshole here, sport.

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yunalenne10
06/27/21 9:52:50 PM
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How does venison taste like? I've never tried it.

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PoundGarden
06/27/21 9:55:31 PM
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pikachupwnage posted...
In this sky high sellers market?

Does the dude live in a particularly large dollhouse?

No, just particularly shitty. Stereotypical multi pitbull owner: dryer on the lawn, 2 trucks, one worth more than the house, unkempt yard, boarded up widows, murican flag in pristine condition. I literally watch squirrels and birds enter and leave their house lol.
I'm not even going to go inside it after its signed over, just make a listing and take the best offer. See if I can bake a contingency in there that the new owners cannot have a pitbull, not sure if thats possible but we'll see

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Axiom
06/27/21 9:56:31 PM
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PoundGarden posted...
my hand flew to my holster
Lmao
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PoundGarden
06/27/21 9:58:50 PM
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GranolaPanic posted...
No, you are the person that cant think rationally because your anger over this is affecting your judgement.

I didnt let me getting attacked by a Rottweiler make me hate that entire breed.

Yup, im the one that looks crazy here

Don't let that stop your PDF melty though, do go on

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Johnny_Nutcase
06/27/21 10:01:45 PM
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I don't think we need to eradicate the entire breed, BUT as usual CE just glosses over the fact that those fucking untrained, unkept dogs almost killed his dog. I'd be beyond pissed too. The problem is too many assholes own these fucking beasts and don't fucking train them.

I know first hand those dogs can be trained well and be ok. Otherwise you get shit like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcEnRfFKRc8

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SSJ2GrimReaper
06/27/21 10:03:32 PM
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no fighting allowed in the pound garden, just berries.

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Johnny_Nutcase
06/27/21 10:10:00 PM
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GranolaPanic posted...
Ive repeatedly tried to explain that Pitbull owners often mistreat and abuse them. Send your anger at them and not the breed itself.

On the other hand theres a lot of loving owners that properly care for their Pitbulls. This doesnt seem to matter to this person.

Where actually did he say he wanted all pit bulls wiped out? Your first post in this topic was asking him if he wanted all deer eliminated, so basically you started this whole shit storm.

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PoundGarden
06/27/21 10:10:37 PM
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GranolaPanic posted...
Yes, you in fact are as youre the one that wants to exterminate an entire breed of dog off the earth over a bad incident that happened to you.

Broken fucking record here. Good melty though, keep it up

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PoundGarden
06/27/21 10:13:36 PM
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yunalenne10 posted...
How does venison taste like? I've never tried it.

I've had deer jerky and meat sticks it was alright

SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
no fighting allowed in the pound garden, just berries.

LMAO. Homeboy better stick to the berries and leave my veggies alone. I've got an eggplant that just sprouted!



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PoundGarden
06/27/21 10:31:09 PM
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GranolaPanic posted...
In another topic about a Pitbull attack that killed a woman. They were Warned for it and got mad enough to where they accused the moderation staff of being Pitbull apologists.

How sad is it that it is more important to you to attempt to shame and beat me down into accepting your opinion, vs just shutting the fuck up and accepting that I will never, ever trust a pitbull again?

Pretty damn. Take a hard look in the mirror, you're literally trolling a trauma victim to push your worldview on them via bullying and harassment. Yeah, that'll surely make me change my stance. You're such a fine ambassador of pitbull goodwill.

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LightningAce11
06/27/21 10:33:07 PM
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Axiom posted...
Lmao
Yeah that made me lol, going from a nice story about deer to rambo in an instant.

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inTaCtfuL
06/27/21 10:40:30 PM
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https://streamable.com/

Can you upload those videos you were talking about here?

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PoundGarden
06/27/21 10:50:00 PM
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GranolaPanic posted...
You said yourself in the other topic that you wanted to kill your neighbors other 2 Pitbulls for revenge despite them not attacking you.

LMFAO, now you're just making shit up. Sad.

GranolaPanic posted...
In no way am I trolling you

You literally are but ok

GranolaPanic posted...
I am legitimately sorry you got attacked and it warped your view of this breed.

If that is true, which i doubt, do me solid and shut the fuck up and move on. Literally nothing you say will ever, ever, ever change my stance on this. I hope you never agree with me. Why? Because the only way people like you remove your shitbull blinders is if you or someone you care about is attacked.

inTaCtfuL posted...
https://streamable.com/

Can you upload those videos you were talking about here?

You bet. Give me a sec

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PoundGarden
06/27/21 10:54:47 PM
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@inTaCtful

https://streamable.com/g9z07w

https://streamable.com/p1ovf7

https://streamable.com/632j0t

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Goatsensation
06/27/21 10:55:18 PM
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yunalenne10 posted...
How does venison taste like? I've never tried it.

No good at describing tastes, but it's so, so good.

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inTaCtfuL
06/27/21 11:13:19 PM
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Scared the fuck out of me, thought that notification was a modded post lol

Thanks for the videos though

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PoundGarden
06/27/21 11:14:24 PM
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inTaCtfuL posted...
Scared the fuck out of me, thought that notification was a modded post lol

Thanks for the videos though

Lol, no worries. Thanks for the site rec

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Goatsensation
06/27/21 11:26:26 PM
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fuck the hell off already

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PoundGarden
06/27/21 11:40:05 PM
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GranolaPanic posted...
You actually did say that had the Pitbull killed your dog. Im obviously glad your dog survived and is recovering.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/79529289/955347827

I get that youre angry over what happened to you and your dog and you have every right to be. But my goodness listen to yourself in that topic with the constant bravado you were acting like youre the Pitbull terminator sent on a mission to kill them all.

Jesus christ, the fuck do you want from me? Seriously. What the fuck is your goal here?

And no, I never said I would kill those dogs out of revenge. Fuck off, again, nothing you could shitpost will ever, ever make me not hate those fucking dogs. All you're doing at this point is trolling and low key trying to provoke and shame me. And fuck your fake sympathies. If you cared at all about assault victims, you wouldn't be so enthusiastically and obsessively defending the thing that attacked them and bizzarely trying to make them get over their trauma and frolic around with them. The actual fuck, dude?

Fuck.

Off.

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PoundGarden
06/27/21 11:49:53 PM
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GranolaPanic posted...
You said you would kill 2 innocent dogs and any other person that tried to stop you. You didnt directly say revenge, but how else could someone interpret that?

Its unbelievably hypocritical to me that you tell me I shouldnt hate all Rottweilers after I got attacked. I dont by the way. But its fine for you to hate all Pitbulls because of what happened to you.
Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

Again, what is your goal here, and what do you fucking want exactly? If you can't even answer that, yore clearly just being antagonistic. Get the fuck over it, not changing my stance. Cry about it some more.

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