Current Events > I've had the most awkward and uncomfortable shift of my life today

Topic List
Page List: 1
CM_Ponch
06/27/21 7:31:47 PM
#1:


So I work at Costco in the chicken room as the closer. My mid didn't come in today so today was off to a great start. I slipped and fell down but it was pretty funny so I laughed it off. This really cute girl smiled at me and I fell in love, then she took her ribs and left forever. But the reason this topic exists is that literally ten minutes later I'm taking out the next oven and an extremely flamboyant man started hitting on me.
"Oh those look good, do you know if they've been rubbed?"
"What?"
"I asked if anyone rubbed those down" *groping hand gestures*
"I-I don't know..."
"Oh, well they look very satisfying" and then he rubbed his nipples.

---
SW-8316-3213-4720
... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoney
06/27/21 8:35:24 PM
#2:


Whats a chicken room?

---
I master magics 5
... Copied to Clipboard!
Lairen
06/27/21 8:37:04 PM
#3:


The cock room.

---
When it rains, it pours.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102
06/27/21 8:39:36 PM
#4:


I read shift in the topic title as shit at first, and when the flamboyant man entered the story I was just like .

Then I got to the end, reread the title, and facepalmed.

---
Last Cloudia ID: 188850453
... Copied to Clipboard!
CM_Ponch
06/27/21 9:16:18 PM
#5:


BloodMoney posted...
Whats a chicken room?
The area of Costco where the chicken is cooked

---
SW-8316-3213-4720
... Copied to Clipboard!
Hambo the Hog
06/27/21 9:22:42 PM
#6:


It's still pride month, it's still okay to enjoy it.

---
I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
... Copied to Clipboard!
ModLogic
06/27/21 9:23:48 PM
#7:


... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101
06/27/21 9:24:53 PM
#8:


the girl was scoping you out for her flaming homosexual friend because she thought you were a cute homosexual clumsy chicken boy

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
__aCEr__
06/27/21 9:25:41 PM
#9:


Oh chicken man you're so strong.

---
See you next Wednesday.
... Copied to Clipboard!
#10
Post #10 was unavailable or deleted.
CM_Ponch
06/28/21 12:13:06 AM
#11:


berlyman101 posted...
the girl was scoping you out for her flaming homosexual friend because she thought you were a cute homosexual clumsy chicken boy
Damn, can't trust no one

---
SW-8316-3213-4720
... Copied to Clipboard!
Slayer_22
06/28/21 12:44:31 AM
#12:


CM_Ponch posted...

Damn, can't trust no one

You can trust me, TC. Don't worry, I won't scout you out for other guys.

Unless you're into that.
---
"And no I'm not signing your twitter after this type of attitude so don't ask..." - IIINCORRUPTIBLE
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1