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Master Kazuya
06/27/21 2:25:26 AM
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yo, topic

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SrRd_RacinG
06/27/21 2:26:16 AM
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Why do you run from problems? Why do you try to drink them away?

Confront them sober!

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R1masher
06/27/21 2:27:33 AM
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How many rolls of toilet paper does it take to wipe an elephants ass?

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Master Kazuya
06/27/21 2:34:04 AM
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SrRd_RacinG posted...
Why do you run from problems? Why do you try to drink them away?

Confront them sober!

I confront the dilemma of whether I really want to be alive or not every single day. I had a traumatic childhood that I wont go into detail about because it puts me in a very uncomfortable state of mind. Even tangentially describing it is fucking me up rn. I know my past doesn't define me, but it takes a lot of effort to emotionally unlearn things deep in my psyche that were once useful in keeping me alive.

I've come really far in dealing with my problems but I still have a few spots left to polish. I've accepted that alcohol is simply going to be a part of my life, at least for the moment, because I like the way it feels, but I'm getting much better at setting limits for myself and giving myself opportune times to drink.

R1masher posted...
How many rolls of toilet paper does it take to wipe an elephants ass?

Half

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TrollTrace
06/27/21 2:35:56 AM
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If red man lives in the red house, and blue man lives in the blue house, who lives in the white house?
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Master Kazuya
06/27/21 2:40:01 AM
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Crono99 posted...
How many jars of vaseline does it take to get Donald Trump to eat a bicycle made of lettuce?

0? I feel like the vaseline wont make a difference in his decision to do such a thing.

TrollTrace posted...
If red man lives in the red house, and blue man lives in the blue house, who lives in the white house?

The president who is also a white man

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R1masher
06/27/21 2:41:45 AM
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Master Kazuya posted...
Half

Thanks, I got enough for almost two whole elephants

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TrollTrace
06/27/21 2:43:39 AM
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Master Kazuya posted...
The president who is also a white man

You passed the comprehensive cognitive exam.
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Master Kazuya
06/27/21 2:45:06 AM
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R1masher posted...
Thanks, I got enough for almost two whole elephants

4 rolls is bordering on the uncomfortable zone, you better go buy some TP next chance you get

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Smackems
06/27/21 2:46:13 AM
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Ay my cat is doing her tail wagging thing again if I pet her am I gonna die

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GMAK2442
06/27/21 2:47:47 AM
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How's the ban?
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Master Kazuya
06/27/21 2:49:29 AM
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Smackems posted...
Ay my cat is doing her tail wagging thing again if I pet her am I gonna die

No unless you're Imhotep from the Mummy movies or if it's that cat that ate the Tesseract from MCU

GMAK2442 posted...
How's the ban?

This is cryptic and I don't like it.

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Smackems
06/27/21 2:52:36 AM
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The fuck is a tesseract

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Master Kazuya
06/27/21 2:55:13 AM
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Smackems posted...
The fuck is a tesseract

It's a cube that contains da Space Stone. One of the Infinity Stones in the MCU (from Infinity Gems in the comics). Basically let's you create portals to and from anywhere.

https://marvelcinematicuniverse.fandom.com/wiki/Space_Stone

Here is what I'm talking about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gmphl5Nar4

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Master Kazuya
06/27/21 3:52:09 AM
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burp

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