Current Events > Scenario: You accidentally depose an Alien tyrant and are hailed as a hero.

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UnfairRepresent 06/26/21 7:39:57 PM #1:	What do you do? I'd tell them the truth I'd embrace the lie What do you do? - Results (18 votes) I'd tell them the truth 38.89% (7 votes) 7 I'd embrace the lie 61.11% (11 votes) 11 You're heading home one day when you're accidentally caught in an experimental teleportation beam gone haywire. You appear on an exotic alien planet and walk around confused until suddenly a giant alien with 4 arms, sharp claws and huge horns leaps out of no where. It roars at you then shoves you with great authority. Sending you flying ass over teakettle to the ground effortlessly. You try to punch it but it's like punching jagged diamond. You squeal in agony as your hand aches. "Gwahaha! Puny alien freak! You weak! You be small meal!" the alien says mockingly. It lunges at you and you're utterly hopeless when suddenly in a stroke of luck that would make a 3 time lottery winner tut in envy, it accidentally stabs itself in it's mouth with its claw as you tumble, penetrating it's own brain. It dies instantly and you land on top of it. Making it look like you killed it. Suddenly more aliens start to timidly emerge from caves and behind rocks and see you on top of it. "That Alien warrior saved us all!" you hear voice call out from the shadows Scrawny aliens crowd around you from every direction and hold you aloft as a hero. "Keyakku killed all our males and brutalized us as a ruthless tyrant for centuries. No one could stand against him. Yet you bested him in mere seconds! You must be your world's most powerful champion! We celebrate you o'great warrior! Please be merciful to use. Hail alien warrior! hail alien warrior. " Then they start parading you around and bring you food and gifts. They're all meager and pathetic however as they didn't have much to offer, Keyakku saw to that. How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:955466152] in Scenario: ... [t:79534988]...</cite> <quote> What do you do? I'd tell them the truth I'd embrace the lie Vote View Results What do you do? - Results (18 votes) I'd tell them the truth 38.89% (7 votes) 7 I'd embrace the lie 61.11% (11 votes) 11 Show Voting Form You're heading home one day when you're accidentally caught in an experimental teleportation beam gone haywire. You appear on an exotic alien planet and walk around confused until suddenly a giant alien with 4 arms, sharp claws and huge horns leaps out of no where. It roars at you then shoves you with great authority. Sending you flying ass over teakettle to the ground effortlessly. You try to punch it but it's like punching jagged diamond. You squeal in agony as your hand aches. "Gwahaha! Puny alien freak! You weak! You be small meal!" the alien says mockingly. It lunges at you and you're utterly hopeless when suddenly in a stroke of luck that would make a 3 time lottery winner tut in envy, it accidentally stabs itself in it's mouth with its claw as you tumble, penetrating it's own brain. It dies instantly and you land on top of it. Making it look like you killed it. Suddenly more aliens start to timidly emerge from caves and behind rocks and see you on top of it. "That Alien warrior saved us all!" you hear voice call out from the shadows Scrawny aliens crowd around you from every direction and hold you aloft as a hero. "Keyakku killed all our males and brutalized us as a ruthless tyrant for centuries. No one could stand against him. Yet you bested him in mere seconds! You must be your world's most powerful champion! We celebrate you o'great warrior! Please be merciful to use. Hail alien warrior! hail alien warrior. " Then they start parading you around and bring you food and gifts. They're all meager and pathetic however as they didn't have much to offer, Keyakku saw to that. How do you react? What do you do? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 06/26/21 7:45:37 PM #2:	I quickly (privately) discuss my options with their leadership before addressing the crowd. <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:955466302] in Scenario: ... [t:79534988]...</cite> <quote>I quickly (privately) discuss my options with their leadership before addressing the crowd. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 06/26/21 7:49:54 PM #3:	Is that a digimon? Anyways, it is pretty obvious that I did kill the tyrant overlord. I used my special jinx punch that causes the target to become horribly unlucky. Only possibly explanation why I am not dead. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:955466419] in Scenario: ... [t:79534988]...</cite> <quote>Is that a digimon? Anyways, it is pretty obvious that I did kill the tyrant overlord. I used my special jinx punch that causes the target to become horribly unlucky. Only possibly explanation why I am not dead. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/26/21 8:00:38 PM #4:	uwnim posted... Is that a digimon? Anyways, it is pretty obvious that I did kill the tyrant overlord. I used my special jinx punch that causes the target to become horribly unlucky. Only possibly explanation why I am not dead. Wasn't that a trait in Fallout 1? To make critical misses common for both you and enemies? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:955466715] in Scenario: ... [t:79534988]...</cite> <quote>uwnim posted... </cite> <quote>Is that a digimon? Anyways, it is pretty obvious that I did kill the tyrant overlord. I used my special jinx punch that causes the target to become horribly unlucky. Only possibly explanation why I am not dead.</quote>Wasn't that a trait in Fallout 1? To make critical misses common for both you and enemies? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
specialkid8 06/26/21 8:06:59 PM #5:	I ask the direction to my new alien harem. --- https://imgur.com/AUXKMK4 <cite>specialkid8 posted [p:955466903] in Scenario: ... [t:79534988]...</cite> <quote>I ask the direction to my new alien harem. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie 06/26/21 8:08:12 PM #6:	I, I don't get a red-skinned alien princess with four boobs, do I? <_< <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:955466939] in Scenario: ... [t:79534988]...</cite> <quote>I, I don't get a red-skinned alien princess with four boobs, do I? <_< </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 06/26/21 8:12:11 PM #7:	i dip out real quick before they try to make me their ruler, because ruling an alien world sounds like a lot of work and i want none of that. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:955467046] in Scenario: ... [t:79534988]...</cite> <quote>i dip out real quick before they try to make me their ruler, because ruling an alien world sounds like a lot of work and i want none of that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Biscotti 06/26/21 8:18:01 PM #8:	be your own trebor (i'll be genuinely shocked if anyone gets that reference) --- 'He's Back. He posted in the minge thread'. <cite>Biscotti posted [p:955467231] in Scenario: ... [t:79534988]...</cite> <quote>be your own trebor (i'll be genuinely shocked if anyone gets that reference) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/28/21 6:51:37 AM #9:	Biscotti posted... be your own trebor (i'll be genuinely shocked if anyone gets that reference) I didn't --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:955512504] in Scenario: ... [t:79534988]...</cite> <quote>Biscotti posted... </cite> <quote>be your own trebor (i'll be genuinely shocked if anyone gets that reference)</quote>I didn't </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nukazie 06/28/21 6:59:48 AM #10:	i mate with the queen whoever that is --- Life is just a journey from the maternity ward to the crematorium. <cite>Nukazie posted [p:955512599] in Scenario: ... [t:79534988]...</cite> <quote>i mate with the queen whoever that is </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jumi 06/28/21 7:07:31 AM #11:	I will rule them and mate with their women. Over time, our differences will disappear until we are one culture. --- XBL Gamertag: Rob Thorsman Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/robertvsilvers <cite>jumi posted [p:955512676] in Scenario: ... [t:79534988]...</cite> <quote>I will rule them and mate with their women. Over time, our differences will disappear until we are one culture. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/28/21 7:13:00 AM #12:	Nukazie posted... i mate with the queen whoever that is I don't think there is a queen. Just beaten slaves --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:955512737] in Scenario: ... [t:79534988]...</cite> <quote>Nukazie posted... </cite> <quote>i mate with the queen whoever that is</quote>I don't think there is a queen. Just beaten slaves </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 06/28/21 7:34:50 AM #13:	They offer me food but not sex? --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:955512976] in Scenario: ... [t:79534988]...</cite> <quote>They offer me food but not sex? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nukazie 06/28/21 7:37:16 AM #14:	UnfairRepresent posted... I don't think there is a queen. Just beaten slaves either give me those or alien genocide i guess, can i even go back --- Life is just a journey from the maternity ward to the crematorium. <cite>Nukazie posted [p:955513002] in Scenario: ... [t:79534988]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>I don't think there is a queen. Just beaten slaves</quote>either give me those or alien genocide i guess, can i even go back </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Garioshi 06/28/21 7:39:36 AM #15:	ok but what do the aliens look like tho --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 <cite>Garioshi posted [p:955513035] in Scenario: ... [t:79534988]...</cite> <quote>ok but what do the aliens look like tho </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 06/29/21 12:09:48 PM #16:	UnfairRepresent posted... "Keyakku killed all our males Garioshi posted... ok but what do the aliens look like tho --- https://imgur.com/PpxZDof \| https://imgur.com/xMGLcGE https://imgur.com/nsBw6Sy \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:955560694] in Scenario: ... [t:79534988]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>"Keyakku killed all our males</quote> Garioshi posted... </cite> <quote>ok but what do the aliens look like tho</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 06/29/21 12:13:22 PM #17:	Triumphant, I go back home and sell my story to Disney. They make a Lego about my adventure while not mentioning Keyakku's slaves anywhere in the packaging. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:955560813] in Scenario: ... [t:79534988]...</cite> <quote>Triumphant, I go back home and sell my story to Disney. They make a Lego about my adventure while not mentioning Keyakku's slaves anywhere in the packaging. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 06/29/21 12:17:45 PM #18:	Why stop at being a hero, when you can make an entire religion out of it? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L._Ron_Hubbard <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:955560955] in Scenario: ... [t:79534988]...</cite> <quote>Why stop at being a hero, when you can make an entire religion out of it? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L._Ron_Hubbard </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/29/21 5:44:52 PM #19:	The_Korey posted... Garioshi posted... ok but what do the aliens look like tho --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:955572913] in Scenario: ... [t:79534988]...</cite> <quote>The_Korey posted... </cite> <quote> Garioshi posted... ok but what do the aliens look like tho</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 06/29/21 5:48:11 PM #20:	I retract my statement. Of course I killed it on purpose <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:955573050] in Scenario: ... [t:79534988]...</cite> <quote>I retract my statement. Of course I killed it on purpose </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kanaya413 06/29/21 5:48:33 PM #21:	Woah but that alien is hot can I bang him instead <cite>Kanaya413 posted [p:955573070] in Scenario: ... [t:79534988]...</cite> <quote>Woah but that alien is hot can I bang him instead </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BarbaricAvatar 06/29/21 6:02:02 PM #22:	Having resorted to worship so quickly they'd probably be too stupid to handle the truth so i'd accept their idolisation and milk it. --- Habitual Judge <cite>BarbaricAvatar posted [p:955573607] in Scenario: ... [t:79534988]...</cite> <quote>Having resorted to worship so quickly they'd probably be too stupid to handle the truth so i'd accept their idolisation and milk it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThePrinceFish 06/29/21 6:03:19 PM #23:	im the alien tyrant now --- Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear. <cite>ThePrinceFish posted [p:955573644] in Scenario: ... [t:79534988]...</cite> <quote>im the alien tyrant now </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mibahlzitch 06/29/21 6:03:59 PM #24:	Make this a cyoa --- It's all true. <cite>Mibahlzitch posted [p:955573665] in Scenario: ... [t:79534988]...</cite> <quote>Make this a cyoa </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jumi 06/29/21 8:07:25 PM #25:	UnfairRepresent posted... She can get it, as long as she keeps the mask on. --- XBL Gamertag: Rob Thorsman Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/robertvsilvers <cite>jumi posted [p:955578124] in Scenario: ... [t:79534988]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote></quote> She can get it, as long as she keeps the mask on. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 06/29/21 9:09:35 PM #26:	UnfairRepresent posted... Fuck. I konfess I was powerless while the idiot accidentally killed himself. >:\ --- https://imgur.com/PpxZDof \| https://imgur.com/xMGLcGE https://imgur.com/nsBw6Sy \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:955580310] in Scenario: ... [t:79534988]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote></quote> Fuck. I konfess I was powerless while the idiot accidentally killed himself. >:\ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/30/21 10:55:10 AM #27:	BarbaricAvatar posted... Having resorted to worship so quickly they'd probably be too stupid to handle the truth so i'd accept their idolisation and milk it. its almost like they had been enslaved by a tyrant --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:955597274] in Scenario: ... [t:79534988]...</cite> <quote>BarbaricAvatar posted... </cite> <quote>Having resorted to worship so quickly they'd probably be too stupid to handle the truth so i'd accept their idolisation and milk it.</quote>its almost like they had been enslaved by a tyrant </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/30/21 10:56:53 AM #28:	Mibahlzitch posted... Make this a cyoa I'd love to make CYOAs but I don't think CE is into them anymore --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:955597322] in Scenario: ... [t:79534988]...</cite> <quote>Mibahlzitch posted... </cite> <quote>Make this a cyoa</quote>I'd love to make CYOAs but I don't think CE is into them anymore </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Returning_CEmen 06/30/21 11:12:24 AM #29:	specialkid8 posted... I ask the direction to my new alien harem. --- Genius, Thousandaire, Playboy, Philanthropist <cite>Returning_CEmen posted [p:955597744] in Scenario: ... [t:79534988]...</cite> <quote>specialkid8 posted... </cite> <quote>I ask the direction to my new alien harem.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EmbraceOfDeath 06/30/21 11:13:39 AM #30:	I remember this episode of Futurama. --- PSN/GT: BigDaffej <cite>EmbraceOfDeath posted [p:955597773] in Scenario: ... [t:79534988]...</cite> <quote>I remember this episode of Futurama. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DaddyPipeLayer 06/30/21 11:22:10 AM #31:	"Look man, I'm just trying to get back home. Which bus goes to Earth" --- Sometimes, I just can't help it. <cite>DaddyPipeLayer posted [p:955598010] in Scenario: ... [t:79534988]...</cite> <quote>"Look man, I'm just trying to get back home. Which bus goes to Earth" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/01/21 8:11:52 AM #32:	DaddyPipeLayer posted... "Look man, I'm just trying to get back home. Which bus goes to Earth" there is no bus --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:955630077] in Scenario: ... [t:79534988]...</cite> <quote>DaddyPipeLayer posted... </cite> <quote>"Look man, I'm just trying to get back home. Which bus goes to Earth"</quote>there is no bus </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > Scenario: You accidentally depose an Alien tyrant and are hailed as a hero. (+) Yeah! (+)

Current Events > Scenario: You accidentally depose an Alien tyrant and are hailed as a hero.