Current Events > It's been so long, the first time I went to finger a girl I put it in her anus

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No_U_L7
06/25/21 6:52:31 PM
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Damn covid has me rusty
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Badmotorfinger
06/25/21 6:55:29 PM
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How have you managed to stay committed to making fake stories for over 10 years
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No_U_L7
06/25/21 6:57:14 PM
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Badmotorfinger posted...
How have you managed to stay committed to making fake stories for over 10 years


Just posting stories from my life
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DoomtheGrav
06/25/21 6:57:37 PM
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Badmotorfinger posted...
How have you managed to stay committed to making fake stories for over 10 years


Still wondering why I have TC tagged as cancer sex
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No_U_L7
06/25/21 6:59:02 PM
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DoomtheGrav posted...


Still wondering why I have TC tagged as cancer sex


after watching the movie 50/50, i made a topic asking if anyone ever pretended to have cancer to get a girl to have sex with him. some replied that they had and gave the detailed story
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Intro2Logic
06/25/21 6:59:38 PM
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Thank you for doing what you do.

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CADE FOSTER
06/25/21 7:01:22 PM
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i got tc taggedf as makes up shit all the time
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Mist_Turnips
06/25/21 7:03:39 PM
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D, final answer
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Cobra1010
06/25/21 7:05:58 PM
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CADE FOSTER posted...
i got tc taggedf as makes up shit all the time

Can u even have a tag that long? Lol

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MedeaLysistrata
06/25/21 7:07:16 PM
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lol in uni I asked a Christian girl if I could kiss her

What is not having sonic as a first game for 100

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Tsukasa1891
06/25/21 7:20:48 PM
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But did she like it?
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No_U_L7
06/25/21 7:23:32 PM
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Tsukasa1891 posted...
But did she like it?


no...
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Lost_All_Senses
06/25/21 7:24:21 PM
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The anus and the vagina are 2 different holes?

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Dark_Spiret
06/25/21 7:24:41 PM
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huh
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RedJackson
06/25/21 7:24:43 PM
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Then you tap the glass of your watch with your poop finger and say its time baby

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David1988
06/25/21 7:29:06 PM
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Theres actually 3 holes girls have down there, 66% chance to make a mistake, happens to the best of us

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MedeaLysistrata
06/25/21 7:29:17 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
The anus and the vagina are 2 different holes?
Is this making fun of people who are bad a biology?

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Lost_All_Senses
06/25/21 7:29:55 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
Is this making fun of people who are bad a biology?

Sure.

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R1masher
06/25/21 7:32:53 PM
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MedeaLysistrata
06/25/21 7:33:16 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Sure.
On a quiz in school I thought there was a bone in the penis

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viewmaster_pi
06/25/21 7:33:31 PM
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children use this sight

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R1masher
06/25/21 7:34:55 PM
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Children also use their sight on this site

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Aristoph
06/25/21 7:35:37 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
On a quiz in school I thought there was a bone in the penis

I mean, why else would they call it a boner, right?

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yemmy
06/25/21 7:36:36 PM
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When i do this it is 100% on purpose

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Lost_All_Senses
06/25/21 7:37:15 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
On a quiz in school I thought there was a bone in the penis

There is, I think. When you get a boner, it gets pushed further up your penis, making it bigger.

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mustachedmystic
06/25/21 7:52:03 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
On a quiz in school I thought there was a bone in the penis
Most mammals have a penis bone.

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Pepys Monster
06/25/21 7:59:18 PM
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The Pick Up Artist who hasn't had sex in a year.

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No_U_L7
06/25/21 8:00:05 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
The Pick Up Artist who hasn't had sex in a year.


Correct, it was a pandemic
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Pepys Monster
06/25/21 8:00:24 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
Correct, it was a pandemic
Yet every other guy managed.

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MedeaLysistrata
06/25/21 8:01:34 PM
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Aristoph posted...
I mean, why else would they call it a boner, right?
Induction fucks me on the regular

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No_U_L7
06/25/21 8:01:40 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...

Yet every other guy managed.


so you're upset that i was smart and voluntarily abstained while others acted like idiots...? is that really your stance lol
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