Current Events > How the hell do people rack up followers on social media?

Topic List
Page List: 1
TrollTrace
06/24/21 3:59:32 AM
#1:


I have been growing my page on instagram for over 2 years and i only have 70 followers...i do not understand what i am doing wrong. It just seems like people do not like me. I post good stuff.
... Copied to Clipboard!
SomeLikeItHoth
06/24/21 4:09:34 AM
#2:


Helps when you have mommy milkers.

---
FAM FOREVER.
... Copied to Clipboard!
_____Cait
06/24/21 4:11:05 AM
#3:


Do you have boobs

---
ORAS secret base: https://imgur.com/V9nAVrd
3DS friend code: 0173-1465-1236
... Copied to Clipboard!
BobanMarjanovic
06/24/21 4:20:09 AM
#4:


Be a girl

---
I killed those guys because they were awful, everybody is awful these days.
... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata
06/24/21 4:23:02 AM
#5:


As a guy, try being famous or having money

Are you trying to break out as an artist or something? Why do you care about followers?

---
"Why is ontology so expensive?" - JH
[Is this live?][Joyless planet...]
... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns
06/24/21 4:27:20 AM
#6:


Advertising or networking irl. There's really no point in having a high follower count if you're not trying to make yourself a "brand" or bring money in from your pages somehow any ways.
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Kylo_Ren_
06/24/21 4:53:29 AM
#7:


SomeLikeItHoth posted...
Helps when you have mommy milkers.


_____Cait posted...
Do you have boobs


BobanMarjanovic posted...
Be a girl

Or those girls can promote you if you pay them. $10 via cashapp or quickpay and they'll post your picture, artwork or w/e it is for a couple of hours.

Depending on the user..some are cool enough to leave your work for a couple of days. Then it's up to her followers to follow you.

These chicks promote each other for free.

---
A fool's mind is at the mercy of his tongue and a wise man's tongue is under control of his mind.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Nukazie
06/24/21 5:12:59 AM
#8:


be good looking or

BobanMarjanovic posted...
Be a girl


---
Life is just a journey from the maternity ward to the crematorium.
... Copied to Clipboard!
ShineboxPhil
06/24/21 5:24:11 AM
#9:


TrollTrace posted...
I have been growing my page on instagram for over 2 years and i only have 70 followers...i do not understand what i am doing wrong. It just seems like people do not like me. I post good stuff.

lol my 4 week old goldendoodle has twice the amount of followers as you.



---
... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata
06/24/21 5:28:05 AM
#10:


ShineboxPhil posted...
lol my 4 week old goldendoodle has twice the amount of followers as you.

It doesnt count if you follow more people than have people who follow you. Internet loves ratios for some reason

---
"Why is ontology so expensive?" - JH
[Is this live?][Joyless planet...]
... Copied to Clipboard!
Kylo_Ren_
06/24/21 5:57:26 AM
#11:


I got over 400 followers and I'm following less than 150. And I haven't posted anything in two years. I should be in the 1Ks by today's standard. I only use IG to text with 2 people.

Social media applies to IG models, celebrities, athletes and politicians.

---
A fool's mind is at the mercy of his tongue and a wise man's tongue is under control of his mind.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Ryven
06/24/21 6:29:47 AM
#12:


I found out a while ago you can actually buy followers. That film critic Richard Roeper got busted for doing this.

---
'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'
... Copied to Clipboard!
scar the 1
06/24/21 6:31:17 AM
#13:


Interact with others and post good content

---
Stop being so aggressively argumentative for no reason. - UnfairRepresent
... Copied to Clipboard!
Cuticrusader09
06/24/21 6:36:20 AM
#14:


You can buy some for a couple of bucks if that will make you feel better.
---
AC - Violet on Penny. (N), Rose on Sapphire (S)
... Copied to Clipboard!
OpenlyGator
06/24/21 7:04:41 AM
#15:


2 rules:
  • have charisma in at least one of multiple forms (style, cunning, sass, boobs, status, etc)
  • don't be uncharismatic.

---
The funny thing about telling others to take the high road is how often it's hypocritical advice.
http://tryimg.com/8/2017/06/28/IdSqD.png
... Copied to Clipboard!
BlockAddition
06/24/21 7:06:50 AM
#16:


Follow lots of people, unfollow them when they follow you

---
signature
... Copied to Clipboard!
JlM
06/24/21 7:07:15 AM
#17:


Hashtags of everything. Even ones that barely or don't at all relate to the content you post.

Follow everyone.

Tag people in stories.

Buy followers.
---
I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well.
Pittsburgh
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1