Current Events > Would you rather be the most attractive ugly person or ugliest attractive person

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A drunk Rick Sanchez abducts you and wants to do experiments on you but Morty stops him. Rick says fine, and shoots out 2 portals. One is a world full of ugly people, in which you would clearly be the most attractive person. The other is full of beautiful people, where you would be the ugliest person. You ask to be returned home but Rick starts getting pissed and Morty tells you to just pick a portal and go before things get messy.

Which world do you choose? What do you do when you are there?

Unless you have portal gun technology there is no going home.

I'd be the ugliest man in the world. Get a job going to all of that world's maury's and donahues and whatever the modern versions of those are. While life as an ugly person is undoubtedly more difficult, at least anyone you bang would be hot.

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Easily would rather be ugly but the most attractive ugly.

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catboy posted...

Easily would rather be ugly but the most attractive ugly.

You cool with bangin' uglies though?

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Im already ugly so Ill take planet beautiful

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I'll take the privilege, obviously.

KILBOTz posted...

You cool with bangin' uglies though?

of course

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Tenlaar posted...

I'll take the privilege, obviously.

But I mean, even the ugliest dude can get laid. Sure you might have to settle the for the equivalent of a 3 or a 4, but that 4 would be like the hottest person you would have ever seen on earth.

Yes, being beautiful would have a lot more up front perks, like you'd be rich and famous unless you made real effort not to be. The most beautiful people on that planet would be be on par with the ugliest of our planet. No foreheads or even fiveheads, we're talk eightheads and nineheads. They will make Elder Scrolls random created characters look good.

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KILBOTz posted...

While life as an ugly person is undoubtedly more difficult, at least anyone you bang would be hot.

And you really think women would want the ugliest man in the world?

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KILBOTz posted...

But I mean, even the ugliest dude can get laid. Sure you might have to settle the for the equivalent of a 3 or a 4, but that 4 would be like the hottest person you would have ever seen on earth.

Yes, being beautiful would have a lot more up front perks, like you'd be rich and famous unless you made real effort not to be. The most beautiful people on that planet would be be on par with the ugliest of our planet. No foreheads or even fiveheads, we're talk eightheads and nineheads. They will make Elder Scrolls random created characters look good.

If those are all the people in the world then I wouldn't know that I'm missing anything. They wouldn't all be "ugly people" to me, they would just be people.

You are still you. You remember what normal people look like. Unless you have the memory of a gold fish.

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Ugliest attractive person.

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