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OudeGeuze
06/23/21 3:15:31 PM
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you never turn your back on family
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unnamedsoldier
06/23/21 3:16:01 PM
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I always thought of as the gentlemen's doggystyle
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armandro
06/23/21 3:16:35 PM
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very true!
don't have sex before marriage
(a wife is family)

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garan
06/23/21 3:17:14 PM
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I'm not a fan of girl on top at all.
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Big_Nabendu
06/23/21 3:37:33 PM
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garan posted...
I'm not a fan of girl on top at all.

Yes. They brag about riding your dickhead off but really they just scoot their ass like they're sitting in a chair trying to move it across the floor. I get frustrated and get on top. Stupid bitch.

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ROOTFayth
06/23/21 3:38:48 PM
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Big_Nabendu posted...
Yes. They brag about riding your dickhead off but really they just scoot their ass like they're sitting in a chair trying to move it across the floor. I get frustrated and get on top. Stupid bitch.
if done right its quite nice lol
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Forever_Black
06/23/21 3:40:13 PM
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Big_Nabendu posted...
Yes. They brag about riding your dickhead off but really they just scoot their ass like they're sitting in a chair trying to move it across the floor. I get frustrated and get on top. Stupid bitch.

must have never been with a black girl.

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Big_Nabendu
06/23/21 3:40:24 PM
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Indeed it is.
I've only been with one black girl. Big booty gabby was her name. She gave me a blowjob while I played halo and watched ESPN. And I put in her butt.
AAAAHHHHHHH GOOD TIMES

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bsp77
06/23/21 3:41:37 PM
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ROOTFayth posted...
if done right its quite nice lol
Yep

So, you can take control on the bottom too. It wears you out fast, but can work wonders

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SauI_Goodman
06/23/21 3:41:49 PM
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Its my favorite. Can play with butt and boobs if shes leaning back.

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monkmith
06/23/21 3:47:02 PM
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Big_Nabendu posted...
Yes. They brag about riding your dickhead off but really they just scoot their ass like they're sitting in a chair trying to move it across the floor. I get frustrated and get on top. Stupid bitch.
unsurprisingly, full speed pumping doesn't often do much for women...

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smoke_break
06/23/21 3:47:47 PM
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Big_Nabendu posted...
Yes. They brag about riding your dickhead off but really they just scoot their ass like they're sitting in a chair trying to move it across the floor. I get frustrated and get on top. Stupid bitch.
That's more like grinding which doesn't do much for me either. Riding is when they go up and down, think of the motion when you squat. You have to be in shape to do that though.

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skermac
06/23/21 3:50:50 PM
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I prefer girl on top my ex wife always wanted to thankfully she made it about me and not her, knew just how to make me explode fast just like I like it

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Aressar
06/23/21 4:32:40 PM
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Personally I don't like any position where I don't see the other person's face. If the other person really wants to do a non-face contact postion, I'll accomodate them, but within I'm like "yeah, whatever..."

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OudeGeuze
06/23/21 4:53:43 PM
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bump
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Blue_Inigo
06/23/21 4:54:14 PM
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garan posted...
I'm not a fan of girl on top at all.
Wtf is this

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Doom_Art
06/23/21 4:55:14 PM
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I never cared for it.

As much as I like a good ass, after a minute it's just like "meh"

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lemondrop7
06/23/21 4:56:20 PM
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This is a great joke and no one liked it :(
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OudeGeuze
06/23/21 4:56:56 PM
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lemondrop7 posted...
This is a great joke and no one liked it :(
im a bit upset, i wont lie
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garan
06/23/21 4:57:15 PM
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ROOTFayth posted...
if done right its quite nice lol


No matter how 'skilled' the chick may be, I can't have an orgasm laying on my back. I need to at least be sitting up, but I strongly prefer to be the one doing the fucking, not the more passive partner.
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KiwiTerraRizing
06/23/21 4:59:24 PM
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garan posted...
I'm not a fan of girl on top at all.

A lazy woman on top is terrible. If they arent using their quads its pointless.

But when they get up and really work that dick, god damn that is excellent.

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Criminalt
06/23/21 4:59:46 PM
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OudeGeuze posted...
im a bit upset, i wont lie
Subtlety's not often rewarded here.

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bladegash
06/23/21 5:12:13 PM
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I have only ever met 2 girls that were great at riding on top. But top be fair, out of the like 15 girls I've ever slept with, only like 5 even wanted to try anything other than missionary.

And I say that like missionary isnt my favorite position, but it really is.

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FF_Redux
06/23/21 7:23:21 PM
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WashYourHands
06/23/21 7:48:39 PM
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FF_Redux posted...
I dont like 69s
Can we 68 and Ill owe you one?

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OudeGeuze
06/23/21 11:04:53 PM
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Criminalt posted...
Subtlety's not often rewarded here.
So it seems
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Arcanine2009
06/23/21 11:07:36 PM
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Big_Nabendu posted...
Yes. They brag about riding your dickhead off but really they just scoot their ass like they're sitting in a chair trying to move it across the floor. I get frustrated and get on top. Stupid bitch.
for girls to make you cum, they should be going up and down(squeezing at the top for extra). forward and backward isn't as pleasurable for men, but it does help get them off faster.

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Kanaya413
06/23/21 11:08:42 PM
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bladegash posted...
I have only ever met 2 girls that were great at riding on top. But top be fair, out of the like 15 girls I've ever slept with, only like 5 even wanted to try anything other than missionary.

And I say that like missionary isnt my favorite position, but it really is.
Missionary is sexy

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pauIie
06/23/21 11:13:49 PM
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garan posted...
I'm not a fan of girl on top at all.
if she knows how to ride it's my favorite position.

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Fam_Fam
06/23/21 11:20:05 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
the joke wasn't subtle in any way shape or form

you could say the same thing about it being funny
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Slaya4
06/23/21 11:37:03 PM
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Girl on top is top tier position because I don't have to do anything. Reverse cowgirl is great if she knows how to make her ass clap. Otherwise lazy dog and doggy are the best.

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Fam_Fam
06/24/21 12:00:16 AM
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GregShmedley posted...
I got a laugh out of it and I am an expert on what's considered comedy.

now thats a good joke
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Criminalt
06/24/21 2:17:41 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
the joke wasn't subtle in any way shape or form
Dude, we're talking CE subtle.

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OudeGeuze
06/24/21 4:44:15 PM
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Criminalt posted...
Dude, we're talking CE subtle.

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OudeGeuze
06/25/21 6:54:32 PM
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bump
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Flauros
06/25/21 6:55:30 PM
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Turbam
06/25/21 6:57:02 PM
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I like that we all just ignored the incest joke :V

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Reis
06/25/21 7:00:14 PM
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delete that post bro ^

these plebians don't need it explained to them
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Returning_CEmen
06/25/21 7:02:20 PM
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Ugh I wanna have sex so bad right now.
I need to get over this cold.

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