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pojr
06/23/21 12:38:41 PM
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$1,000,000 but every coffee you drink will be maxwell house forever






$1,000,000

But every coffee you drink will become Maxwell House. If you ask for coffee from a cafe with 2 sugar packets, it will become Maxwell House coffee with 2 sugar packets. Does not matter where the coffee came from, it will become Maxwell House coffee with whatever existing cream and sugar mixed in. Or just black coffee. This effect will last for the rest of your life.

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CADE FOSTER
06/23/21 12:39:26 PM
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wont drink coffee anymore boom
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Turbam
06/23/21 12:39:55 PM
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Deal, I don't drink coffee

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Umbreon
06/23/21 12:40:57 PM
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I barely drink coffee, so easy deal.

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theAteam
06/23/21 12:41:10 PM
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This deal should force people that don't drink coffee to have at least 1 cup per day.

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Legato-and-Vash
06/23/21 12:41:31 PM
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Yes. I don't drink coffee so free million.

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skermac
06/23/21 12:41:54 PM
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Its cool since I dont drink coffee anyway

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Guide
06/23/21 12:42:00 PM
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Surprised so many of us don't drink coffee.

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NatsuSama
06/23/21 12:42:30 PM
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Deal. I dont drink coffee and the topic doesn't say I have to drink cofee.

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Dreepapult
06/23/21 12:42:38 PM
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I save even more money by buying the cheapest coffee at the store. Because it will at least taste like Maxwell house

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Caution999
06/23/21 12:42:57 PM
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You can still spice things up with different syrups and creamers.

Easy Deal.

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Mareen
06/23/21 12:42:57 PM
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NatsuSama
06/23/21 12:44:12 PM
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Guide posted...
Surprised so many of us don't drink coffee.
Coffee is disgusting IMO. I dont even like the smell.

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Guide
06/23/21 12:48:35 PM
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NatsuSama posted...
Coffee is disgusting IMO. I dont even like the smell.

The coffee bean section of my local market is fucking amazing, but I've never had coffee that was nearly so good as the smell.

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pojr
06/23/21 12:51:06 PM
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Guide posted...
Surprised so many of us don't drink coffee.
i dont think this thread is a good demographic, non coffee drinkers see the thread title and they're like "hell yes" lol

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catboy
06/23/21 12:53:13 PM
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fuck yes I would take that deal, and I love coffee.

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pojr
06/23/21 12:56:35 PM
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In my opinion...

if you put cream and sugar in your coffee, take the deal. because with cream and sugar, you probably wont notice you're drinking maxwell house coffee.

if you prefer your coffee black, hell no. maxwell house taste like ass.

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Guide
06/23/21 12:58:17 PM
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pojr posted...
i dont think this thread is a good demographic, non coffee drinkers see the thread title and they're like "hell yes" lol

lmao fair point

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Giant_Aspirin
06/23/21 1:07:11 PM
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that's a real tough call. $1M would let me retire, but i really like coffee and i'm a bit of a snob about it. if i did take the deal, i'd just give up coffee in favor of tea or caffeine pills.

*thinks*

yeah, i'd take the deal so i could retire and just convert to tea.

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InTheEyesOfFire
06/23/21 1:08:37 PM
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Dont drink coffee so as John Connor once said, easy money.

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GGuirao13
06/23/21 1:11:17 PM
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Easy money.

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FL81
06/23/21 1:20:33 PM
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Maxwell House is legit worse than Folgers

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Mareen
06/24/21 9:41:36 AM
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pojr posted...
In my opinion...

if you put cream and sugar in your coffee, take the deal. because with cream and sugar, you probably wont notice you're drinking maxwell house coffee.

if you prefer your coffee black, hell no. maxwell house taste like ass.

This is why I can't take the money. I prefer black and maxwell house is utter garbage

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The_Korey
06/24/21 9:42:19 AM
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BilalPowell
06/24/21 9:43:23 AM
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Don't drink coffee. Thanks for the mil

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Questionmarktarius
06/24/21 10:28:02 AM
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So... I can buy the cheap instant garbage at Dollar General, and it gets magically upgraded?
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I Like Toast
06/24/21 10:30:09 AM
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so does this mean i can't order coffee if i'm out for breakfast if they don't hate their customers or it just magically becomes maxwell?

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