Current Events > Casual reminder that the Zelda timeline is BULLSHIT

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Blue_Inigo 06/18/21 5:34:50 PM #1:	It's a mistake. It always was a mistake. They make this shit up as they go. Trying to force EVERY Zelda game into some kind of order was dumb --- "This is your last dance." <cite>Blue_Inigo posted [p:955178534] in Casual rem... [t:79521294]...</cite> <quote>It's a mistake. It always was a mistake. They make this shit up as they go. Trying to force EVERY Zelda game into some kind of order was dumb </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
iPhone_7 06/18/21 5:35:17 PM #2:	But muh fan theories! --- Sig User Logic https://imgur.com/lA5fm7w <cite>iPhone_7 posted [p:955178546] in Casual rem... [t:79521294]...</cite> <quote>But muh fan theories! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 06/18/21 5:35:33 PM #3:	Yeah, it was way more fun to speculate than get any sort of confirmation. --- This is my signature until I can think of a better one. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:955178553] in Casual rem... [t:79521294]...</cite> <quote>Yeah, it was way more fun to speculate than get any sort of confirmation. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_SilverX 06/18/21 5:36:48 PM #4:	Link in doggy while Ganon on top. --- Resident Evil: Resistance is best Resident Evil. don't compare games to feces -- if you've an opinion worth mentioning, do so civilly <cite>Dark_SilverX posted [p:955178593] in Casual rem... [t:79521294]...</cite> <quote>Link in doggy while Ganon on top. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hayame Zero 06/18/21 5:39:28 PM #5:	I don't even like fan theories when they're speculative and hypothetical. Making them canon is in some ways worse. --- ...I think I'm done here... <cite>Hayame Zero posted [p:955178662] in Casual rem... [t:79521294]...</cite> <quote>I don't even like fan theories when they're speculative and hypothetical. Making them canon is in some ways worse. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Inigo 06/18/21 5:41:26 PM #6:	They care so little about this timeline that Breath of The Wild doesn't even have a solid space in them. It's just somewhere in the far future --- "This is your last dance." <cite>Blue_Inigo posted [p:955178735] in Casual rem... [t:79521294]...</cite> <quote>They care so little about this timeline that Breath of The Wild doesn't even have a solid space in them. It's just somewhere in the far future </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SwayM 06/18/21 5:42:15 PM #7:	Hayame Zero posted... I don't even like fan theories when they're speculative and hypothetical. Making them canon is in some ways worse. Agrees. Also it goes to show you how desperate Zelda fans are for any semblance of substance in these games. Maybe instead of a timeline of the same story told in some meaningless fucking orderthey just told a compelling story once. --- Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch <cite>SwayM posted [p:955178769] in Casual rem... [t:79521294]...</cite> <quote>Hayame Zero posted... </cite> <quote>I don't even like fan theories when they're speculative and hypothetical. Making them canon is in some ways worse.</quote> Agrees. Also it goes to show you how desperate Zelda fans are for any semblance of substance in these games. Maybe instead of a timeline of the same story told in some meaningless fucking orderthey just told a compelling story once. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Inigo 06/18/21 5:43:46 PM #8:	SwayM posted... Agrees. Also it goes to show you how desperate Zelda fans are for any semblance of substance in these games. Maybe instead of a timeline of the same story told in some meaningless fucking orderthey just told a compelling story once. Woah there pal. OoT, Wind Waker, Link's Awakening, and Twilight Princess had compelling stories --- "This is your last dance." <cite>Blue_Inigo posted [p:955178826] in Casual rem... [t:79521294]...</cite> <quote>SwayM posted... </cite> <quote>Agrees. Also it goes to show you how desperate Zelda fans are for any semblance of substance in these games. Maybe instead of a timeline of the same story told in some meaningless fucking orderthey just told a compelling story once.</quote>Woah there pal. OoT, Wind Waker, Link's Awakening, and Twilight Princess had compelling stories </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 06/18/21 5:44:23 PM #9:	SwayM posted... Also it goes to show you how desperate Zelda fans are for any semblance of substance in these games. Maybe instead of a timeline of the same story told in some meaningless fucking orderthey just told a compelling story once. Yuck. As a life-long die-hard Zelda fan the absolute last thing I want is for the series to be another one of those movies-masquerading-as-games type games... --- This is my signature until I can think of a better one. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:955178842] in Casual rem... [t:79521294]...</cite> <quote>SwayM posted... </cite> <quote>Also it goes to show you how desperate Zelda fans are for any semblance of substance in these games. Maybe instead of a timeline of the same story told in some meaningless fucking orderthey just told a compelling story once.</quote> Yuck. As a life-long die-hard Zelda fan the absolute last thing I want is for the series to be another one of those movies-masquerading-as-games type games... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Murphiroth 06/18/21 5:46:20 PM #10:	I love the timeline, mostly because of the schadenfreude I get from people getting pissy about it existing <cite>Murphiroth posted [p:955178922] in Casual rem... [t:79521294]...</cite> <quote>I love the timeline, mostly because of the schadenfreude I get from people getting pissy about it existing </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SwayM 06/18/21 5:48:18 PM #11:	HylianFox posted... Yuck. As a life-long die-hard Zelda fan the absolute last thing I want is for the series to be another one of those movies-masquerading-as-games type games... Ive had conversations irl about you. Not you specifically, but people like you. When talking about how childish and immature gamers are, theyre so afraid of good writing and proper story telling that they act like having either turns games into a movie. The sad fact there are a lot of people like this in this hobby is embarrassing --- Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch <cite>SwayM posted [p:955178984] in Casual rem... [t:79521294]...</cite> <quote>HylianFox posted... </cite> <quote>Yuck. As a life-long die-hard Zelda fan the absolute last thing I want is for the series to be another one of those movies-masquerading-as-games type games...</quote> Ive had conversations irl about you. Not you specifically, but people like you. When talking about how childish and immature gamers are, theyre so afraid of good writing and proper story telling that they act like having either turns games into a movie. The sad fact there are a lot of people like this in this hobby is embarrassing </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlisLandale 06/18/21 5:49:04 PM #12:	To be fair, the series was perfectly coherent for a while. Zelda 1. AoL a direct sequel LttP a prequel with a gaiden sequel. OoT another prequel with a gaiden sequel. Windwaker happens and ok, split timeline. Makes enough sense. It was Twilight Princess that fucked everything up. It cant really take place before LttP because ~~ganon dies~~. And it cant take place after because it has the master sword. After that all bets were off. --- she/her https://imgur.com/mptS9Qj <cite>AlisLandale posted [p:955179009] in Casual rem... [t:79521294]...</cite> <quote>To be fair, the series was perfectly coherent for a while. Zelda 1. AoL a direct sequel LttP a prequel with a gaiden sequel. OoT another prequel with a gaiden sequel. Windwaker happens and ok, split timeline. Makes enough sense. It was Twilight Princess that fucked everything up. It cant really take place before LttP because ganon dies. And it cant take place after because it has the master sword. After that all bets were off. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Catgirl Fondler 06/18/21 5:49:49 PM #13:	Murphiroth posted... I love the timeline, mostly because of the schadenfreude I get from people getting pissy about it existing My thoughts exactly, lol. --- IDD <cite>The Catgirl Fondler posted [p:955179028] in Casual rem... [t:79521294]...</cite> <quote>Murphiroth posted...</cite> <quote>I love the timeline, mostly because of the schadenfreude I get from people getting pissy about it existing </quote> My thoughts exactly, lol.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VitalGetPrank 06/18/21 11:02:44 PM #14:	Blue_Inigo posted... They care so little about this timeline that Breath of The Wild doesn't even have a solid space in them. It's just somewhere in the far future BotW was such a middle finger to the timeline, how the hell do Rito and Zora exist at the same time? --- https://cdn.tuckbot.tv/jch13o.mp4 <cite>VitalGetPrank posted [p:955189514] in Casual rem... [t:79521294]...</cite> <quote>Blue_Inigo posted... </cite> <quote>They care so little about this timeline that Breath of The Wild doesn't even have a solid space in them. It's just somewhere in the far future</quote>BotW was such a middle finger to the timeline, how the hell do Rito and Zora exist at the same time? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flauros 06/18/21 11:06:25 PM #15:	Every game is its own story and has 0 connections to other titles. Even games that appear to be a direct sequel. Even games that are updated ports. --- https://imgur.com/EX6Md7k https://imgur.com/X4cT0Sp https://imgur.com/A3kur0P https://imgur.com/Hj9RrC6 <cite>Flauros posted [p:955189639] in Casual rem... [t:79521294]...</cite> <quote>Every game is its own story and has 0 connections to other titles. Even games that appear to be a direct sequel. Even games that are updated ports. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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