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SpriteLimit
06/17/21 10:53:39 PM
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thats pretty deep

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g0ldie
06/17/21 10:54:43 PM
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I saw a video of a cat faking its limp so it would be let back inside

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IHeartRadiation
06/17/21 10:55:32 PM
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VanananaHeyHey
06/17/21 10:55:43 PM
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Deception for gain predates humans.

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Tyranthraxus
06/17/21 11:01:29 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpIhSLXQ5oc

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lorddrakath1522
06/19/21 5:30:14 AM
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Boi, pretending to be bigger or dead to not be food is itself a type of lie.
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DeadlyNinjaBees
06/19/21 5:42:48 AM
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No, primates, dogs, cats, mustelids, and a wide range of animal life, including ants, have been seen exhibiting lying and dishonesty.

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ColdOne666
06/19/21 5:43:45 AM
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TC embarrassing himself.

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joe40001
06/19/21 5:44:38 AM
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That's not true like at all.

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Prismsblade
06/19/21 5:44:39 AM
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The cuckoo bird has it's own insult in our society.


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Sparkykun
06/19/21 5:44:48 AM
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There are insects who look like leaves or sticks, as well as non-venomous insects looking like venomous ones, so those are types of deception or lying.

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RaihotheXIV
06/19/21 5:46:11 AM
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This reminds of when my father tried to teach me food etiquette by saying that eating with tools is what separates us from the animals, not knowing that a large amount of animals also eat using tools.
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RaihotheXIV
06/19/21 5:47:51 AM
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g0ldie posted...
I saw a video of a cat faking its limp so it would be let back inside
video in question

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Hornezz
06/19/21 5:50:59 AM
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My dog was never allowed to sleep on the couch, but often when I came down the stairs in the morning I could hear her quickly get up and move to her own spot. By the time I entered the room she'd pretend to be asleep and there'd be a warm spot on the couch. Definitely a liar.

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Funkydog
06/19/21 5:57:06 AM
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TC been repeatedly bamboozled by animals and doesn't even know it.

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UnfairRepresent
06/19/21 5:57:59 AM
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joe40001 posted...
That's not true like at all.


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indica
06/19/21 6:15:37 AM
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joe40001 posted...
That's not true like at all.

IHeartRadiation posted...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deception_in_animals#Tactical_deception
Several other animals, a lot of birds apparently, are great liars...

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ROBANN_88
06/19/21 6:48:57 AM
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There was that gorilla who learned sign language. Koko or something

Ripped a sink off the wall, then blamed it on a cat

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Jerry_Hellyeah
06/19/21 6:51:17 AM
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humans are the only animals incapable of lying

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DeadBankerDream
06/19/21 6:52:18 AM
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@SpriteLimit

Come back and eat your L.

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Rain_Dust
06/19/21 6:53:58 AM
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Well that is true if you mean VERBAL lying. Deception is the main source of lying.

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RedJackson
06/19/21 7:48:00 AM
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I lie

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Xavier_On_High
06/19/21 7:52:52 AM
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There's a species of cuttlefish that has large males and small males. Female cuttlefish flock to the large males for protection, and the small males disguise themselves as females in order to enter these harems and cuck the large males.

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Kastrada
06/19/21 7:53:59 AM
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Rain_Dust posted...
Well that is true if you mean VERBAL lying.

Birds lie with their voices to mimic predators to scare off other animals.

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gunplagirl
06/19/21 7:56:23 AM
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ROBANN_88 posted...
There was that gorilla who learned sign language. Koko or something

Ripped a sink off the wall, then blamed it on a cat
Came to post exactly this.

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spikethedevil
06/19/21 7:58:36 AM
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And TC ran off.

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The_Hat
06/19/21 8:06:58 AM
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Hognose snakes, pandas, koko the gorilla, tons of birds, and we can't forget "playing opossum"!

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Mareen
06/19/21 8:14:26 AM
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Sportsaholic
06/19/21 8:40:51 AM
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g0ldie posted...
I saw a video of a cat faking its limp so it would be let back inside



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SpriteLimit
06/19/21 1:08:24 PM
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I was talking about verbally lying not simple deceit

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Funkydog
06/19/21 1:09:37 PM
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Lmao, TC really came back with an "actually" that has already been proven animals use to lie with.

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Turbam
06/19/21 1:10:53 PM
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ROBANN_88 posted...
There was that gorilla who learned sign language. Koko or something

Ripped a sink off the wall, then blamed it on a cat
Koko was too based for this wold

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DeadBankerDream
06/19/21 1:11:25 PM
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SpriteLimit posted...
I was talking about verbally lying not simple deceit
That's dumb as fuck.

Might as well say that humans are the only animals that can verbally recite a wikipedia synopsis on the second season of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

And that's just assuming you're right, which it seems you're not.

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sLaCkEr408___RJ
06/19/21 1:12:12 PM
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*is tc*
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monkmith
06/19/21 1:12:26 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnFENlTa5Aw

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ssj3vegeta
06/19/21 1:13:14 PM
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Tyranthraxus
06/19/21 1:15:16 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
That's dumb as fuck.

Might as well say that humans are the only animals that can verbally recite a wikipedia synopsis on the second season of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

And that's just assuming you're right, which it seems you're not.

You could probably train a parrot to recite that lmao

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R1masher
06/19/21 1:16:13 PM
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SpriteLimit posted...
I was talking about verbally lying not simple deceit

is this topic an ironic analogy or a moronic metaphor

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El Mexicano Texano
06/19/21 1:18:46 PM
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SpriteLimit posted...
I was talking about verbally lying not simple deceit

Fake cries also exist to bring attention to other animals most of the time smaller prey...birds even do different noises and pretend to be other birds to scare away predators....


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Mareen
06/19/21 1:18:54 PM
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SpriteLimit posted...
I was talking about verbally lying not simple deceit
Birds. Various birds mimic calls for different reasons, and those can be interpreted as verbally lying. At the very least it's vocally lying.

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Turbam
06/19/21 1:22:04 PM
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Oh, I just thought of another one!
Cuttlefish!

While the alpha cuttlefish are fighting over which one gets to mate, sometimes a little femboy beta cuttlefish will use it's natural camouflage to make itself appear like a female. Then it sneaks past the alphas and gives it cum ball to the real female and jets outta there.

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Gobstoppers12
06/19/21 1:23:02 PM
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Y'all really in here taking the bait though.

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thronedfire2
06/19/21 1:23:32 PM
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Possums

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Ryuko_Chan
06/19/21 1:23:52 PM
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tc has never met (insert literally any mammal and even some reptiles and birds and as i just learned... sissy cuttlefish) here

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Ryuko_Chan
06/19/21 1:24:14 PM
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Turbam posted...
Oh, I just thought of another one!
Cuttlefish!

While the alpha cuttlefish are fighting over which one gets to mate, sometimes a little femboy beta cuttlefish will use it's natural camouflage to make itself appear like a female. Then it sneaks past the alphas and gives it cum ball to the real female and jets outta there.
lol thats hilarious

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Turbam
06/19/21 1:25:39 PM
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Ryuko_Chan posted...
lol thats hilarious
There's also a breed of frogs that kinda does something similar.
The beta frog will hide while the Chad frogs court a female. Then when the female is ready, the beta frog rushes her and steals her away from Chad.

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TheOtherMike
06/19/21 1:39:47 PM
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ROBANN_88 posted...
There was that gorilla who learned sign language. Koko or something

Ripped a sink off the wall, then blamed it on a cat

Lmao that's hilarious.
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Unsugarized_Foo
06/19/21 1:43:19 PM
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The possum is so good at lying that it's got it's own move named after it

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Big_Nabendu
06/19/21 4:30:21 PM
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https://youtu.be/tEYCjJqr21A
Tc ur the liar

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Criminalt
06/19/21 4:33:24 PM
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I was mis-sold insurance by an anteater once.

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