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Pepys Monster 06/17/21 5:25:55 PM #1: |
How do you react?
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cuttin_in_farm 06/17/21 5:26:50 PM #2: |
Punt.
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GreatGoomba 06/17/21 5:27:46 PM #4: |
Accept my demise
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Pepys Monster 06/17/21 5:29:47 PM #5: |
I've had a dog charge at me and my GF before. She acted friendly towards it and it stopped being aggressive. So that's what I'd try.
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Smackems 06/17/21 5:31:19 PM #6: |
Pet it
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AirFresh 06/17/21 5:32:18 PM #7: |
Pepperspray it and then run
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Turkinghead 06/17/21 5:33:35 PM #9: |
Climb something nearby. There is almost always something that you can climb up. Since dogs claws are essentially shovels, they don't have climbing abilities. I'm a rock climber and live in a neighborhood where there's almost always a balcony or something to climb up.
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R1masher 06/17/21 5:34:34 PM #10: |
Someone once told me to shove my arm down its throat, Im going to try that because it sounds bad asser than a mofo
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sLaCkEr408___RJ 06/17/21 5:34:57 PM #11: |
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moh82sy 06/17/21 5:35:23 PM #12: |
F9: Quickload
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kriztov1 06/17/21 5:35:48 PM #13: |
Prepare to be licked all over my face. Have any of you actually met a pitbull?
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CE_gonna_CE 06/17/21 5:36:33 PM #14: |
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Smashingpmkns 06/17/21 5:37:24 PM #15: |
Turkinghead posted...
Climb something nearby. This is good advice. A giant mastiff chased after me and my friends in middle school. I jumped into a truck bed and they hopped into a backyard. At that point we were safe from the dog, just lucky we didnt get shot lol --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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apocalyptic_4 06/17/21 5:37:39 PM #16: |
Depends but I'd probably look for something high to leap onto
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Lokison 06/17/21 5:37:52 PM #17: |
R1masher posted...
Someone once told me to shove my arm down its throat, Im going to try that because it sounds bad asser than a mofoThat's actually correct. If you push your arm in, their jaw cant close and you can grab them by the collar or scruff. In that case you want to choke them to incapacitate them (NOT KILL THEM). odds are though, if a Pits attacking you, you need to find the owner and charge them for your own damage and mistreatment of that dog. --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BlockAddition 06/17/21 5:38:09 PM #18: |
Backflip
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Turkinghead 06/17/21 5:45:30 PM #19: |
kriztov1 posted...
Prepare to be licked all over my face. Have any of you actually met a pitbull?I'm a dog person myself, but CE is terrified of dogs and dislikes them for some odd reason so Im assuming TC thinks this is some blood raged beast. If it is, I'm safe. If it's friendly, I can still climb down and say hello. --- 501 movies in 500 days. It's never been done. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Iodine 06/17/21 5:46:05 PM #20: |
GreatGoomba posted...
Accept my demise --- In Belichick we Trust ... Copied to Clipboard!
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yusiko 06/17/21 5:47:17 PM #21: |
I sit down on the ground and get ready to pet it
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viewmaster_pi 06/17/21 5:55:18 PM #22: |
let it kill me with KISSES xDDDDDD
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Irony 06/17/21 5:56:35 PM #23: |
Get ready to be licked
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Crazyman93 06/17/21 5:59:44 PM #24: |
kriztov1 posted...
Prepare to be licked all over my face. Have any of you actually met a pitbull?What the fuck is wrong with you? Let a beast that licks it's own ass lick your face? Disgusting. --- let's lubricate friction material! ~nickels, Cars & Trucks ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RedJackson 06/17/21 6:00:34 PM #25: |
Crazyman93 posted...
What the fuck is wrong with you? Let a beast that licks it's own ass lick your face? Disgusting. Its all good, I lick my own ass too --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Killmonger 06/17/21 6:00:53 PM #26: |
I shoot it.
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Crazyman93 06/17/21 6:01:45 PM #27: |
RedJackson posted...
Its all good, I lick my own ass tooCan I get a recommendation for a yoga teacher then? --- let's lubricate friction material! ~nickels, Cars & Trucks ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Seaman_Prime 06/17/21 6:08:51 PM #28: |
This is why I carry around pocket sand
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DoGCyN 06/17/21 6:11:23 PM #29: |
I havent read the topic but has anyone made the music joke yet?
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GreatGoomba 06/17/21 6:12:12 PM #30: |
Use a toddler to distract it
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Slayer_22 06/17/21 6:13:55 PM #31: |
Turkinghead posted...
Climb something nearby. There is almost always something that you can climb up. Since dogs claws are essentially shovels, they don't have climbing abilities. I'm a rock climber and live in a neighborhood where there's almost always a balcony or something to climb up. https://youtu.be/OgOStBOJgUY --- "And no I'm not signing your twitter after this type of attitude so don't ask..." - IIINCORRUPTIBLE ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BloodMoon7 06/17/21 6:15:05 PM #32: |
*draws 5 katanas*
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Lokison 06/17/21 6:15:11 PM #33: |
DoGCyN posted...
I havent read the topic but has anyone made the music joke yet?No? --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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REexpert44 06/17/21 6:18:13 PM #34: |
If i have my gun on me. Down it.
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