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Touch
06/15/21 11:32:06 AM
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Damn_Underscore
06/15/21 11:32:55 AM
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literal thong

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Giant_Aspirin
06/15/21 11:33:38 AM
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like mid thigh but most of my shorts come down to an inch or two above my knee

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CADE FOSTER
06/15/21 11:33:43 AM
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anything above the knee for a man is too short
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Damn_Underscore
06/15/21 11:34:35 AM
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CADE FOSTER posted...
anything above the knee for a man is too short

lol found the dude who wears board shorts to the beach

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Dakimakura
06/15/21 11:34:41 AM
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i hope da ladies are as into thighs as I am.

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CADE FOSTER
06/15/21 11:35:00 AM
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lol
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R1masher
06/15/21 11:35:13 AM
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Why arent pants called longs?

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CanuckCowboy
06/15/21 11:36:00 AM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
lol found the dude who wears board shorts to the beach

I mean i dont agree with him but wtf is wrong with wearing board shorts to the beach?

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Tyranthraxus
06/15/21 11:36:27 AM
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Unless I'm swimming I never wear shorts

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KStateKing17
06/15/21 11:38:12 AM
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I only wear pants and jeans in public.

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BLAKUboy
06/15/21 11:38:30 AM
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I doubt I'd even try to pull off anything under a 4-inch inseam.

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Damn_Underscore
06/15/21 11:38:39 AM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
I mean i dont agree with him but wtf is wrong with wearing board shorts to the beach?

When you go swimming with all that material, walking around afterward is not very enjoyable because the water sticks to your clothes.

and they are also ugly

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Touch
06/15/21 11:39:01 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Unless I'm swimming I never wear shorts

KStateKing17 posted...
I only wear pants and jeans in public.
Why? Not criticizing. Genuinely asking.

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CanuckCowboy
06/15/21 11:40:10 AM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
When you go swimming with all that material, walking around afterward is not very enjoyable because the water sticks to your clothes.

and they are also ugly

Board shorts are made of material that dries in literally no time and is comfortable when wet.

Also they aren't any uglier than any other shorts.

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BettyWhite
06/15/21 11:40:13 AM
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I generally go just above the knee but will wander as far as 2 inches above.

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Feline_Heart
06/15/21 11:40:45 AM
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If its shorter than this then its too short



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KStateKing17
06/15/21 11:43:00 AM
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Touch posted...
Why? Not criticizing. Genuinely asking.
It came from image issues. I've gotten to the point where I can shower at a gym and sit in a sauna in my underwear. Shorts are my next goal.

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BuckVanHammer
06/15/21 11:43:48 AM
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if my inner thighs aren't blasting I ain't happy

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awesome999
06/15/21 11:45:01 AM
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Beach, I'm fine with just trunks
Anywhere else, just an inch or two above the knees
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NoxObscuras
06/15/21 11:45:14 AM
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My shorts have to go past my knees or it's too short.

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Ardbert
06/15/21 11:46:07 AM
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SevenTenths
06/15/21 11:46:33 AM
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I generally prefer at or below the knee. A few inches above the knee would be the limit. No one wants to see my pasty thighs

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codey
06/15/21 11:48:39 AM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
lol found the dude who wears board shorts to the beach

You know they make board shorts with varying inseam lengths right? I have a pair that go just past mid thigh.

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Tyranthraxus
06/15/21 11:48:46 AM
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Touch posted...
Why? Not criticizing. Genuinely asking.

My legs are hairy werewolf things that no one should see if at all possible.

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Smackems
06/15/21 11:49:44 AM
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Feline_Heart posted...
If its shorter than this then its too short

This man looks like a Druid

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Kitt
06/15/21 11:49:47 AM
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I haven't worn shorts since middle school.

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