Current Events > the houston astros

Topic List
Page List: 1, 2, 3
The Trent
06/14/21 2:47:58 PM
#1:


are leading the majors in:
OPS
OBP
BA
SO percentage (lowest in the majors)
RBI
Hits
Runs

DAMN that's impressive!
those are some HOT BATS!

---
i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent
you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended
... Copied to Clipboard!
SiO4
06/14/21 2:49:11 PM
#2:


.....Can go fuck themselves.
---
"Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan.
Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC
... Copied to Clipboard!
#3
Post #3 was unavailable or deleted.
hockeybub89
06/14/21 2:51:36 PM
#4:


Does anyone remember 2017? It's like there's an empty space where a baseball season should have existed.

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent
06/14/21 2:53:22 PM
#5:




weird that you guys forgot it wasn't even very long ago really

---
i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent
you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended
... Copied to Clipboard!
SiO4
06/14/21 2:57:56 PM
#6:


hockeybub89 posted...
Does anyone remember 2017? It's like there's an empty space where a baseball season should have existed.


As a Yankees fan...Yes, yes I do.
---
"Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan.
Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC
... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent
06/14/21 2:59:00 PM
#7:


at least you got garrett cole!

---
i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent
you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended
... Copied to Clipboard!
SevenTenths
06/14/21 2:59:29 PM
#8:


Not even leading their division

---
If you do things right, people won't be sure that you have done anything at all.
I Like Toast Alt - https://mikelikesthis.net/ The Blog Is back
... Copied to Clipboard!
darkprince45
06/14/21 3:00:20 PM
#9:


... Copied to Clipboard!
#10
Post #10 was unavailable or deleted.
DirkDiggles
06/14/21 3:05:19 PM
#11:




---
Intel 486, Integrated videocard, 16MB RAM, 64MB HD, 3 1/4 inch floppy
... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent
06/14/21 3:06:03 PM
#12:


SevenTenths posted...
Not even leading their division

we'll see!

---
i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent
you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended
... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent
06/14/21 3:06:24 PM
#13:


i wonder how much better the numbers would be if we were still stealing signs
probably even more 1st placed!

---
i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent
you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended
... Copied to Clipboard!
Medussa
06/14/21 3:07:09 PM
#14:


metallica846 posted...

be nice. he's very shy, you know.

---
Boom! That's right, this is all happening! You cannot change the channel now!
And then there's Abby... She likes to braid
... Copied to Clipboard!
SevenTenths
06/14/21 3:07:30 PM
#15:


The Trent posted...
we'll see!

Just checked. Still 2 games out.

---
If you do things right, people won't be sure that you have done anything at all.
I Like Toast Alt - https://mikelikesthis.net/ The Blog Is back
... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent
06/14/21 3:08:45 PM
#16:


SevenTenths posted...
Just checked. Still 2 games out.

lol oh no we are two games behind with 16 months left in the season!

---
i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent
you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended
... Copied to Clipboard!
SevenTenths
06/14/21 3:09:30 PM
#17:


So in 16 months they are on pace to be 78 games behind.

That's not good.

---
If you do things right, people won't be sure that you have done anything at all.
I Like Toast Alt - https://mikelikesthis.net/ The Blog Is back
... Copied to Clipboard!
darkprince45
06/14/21 3:09:45 PM
#18:




someone add the Trent to this

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent
06/14/21 3:12:26 PM
#19:


SevenTenths posted...
So in 16 months they are on pace to be 78 games behind.
That's not good.

or we'll just sweep them again like we did in the first series of the year

---
i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent
you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended
... Copied to Clipboard!
SevenTenths
06/14/21 3:14:57 PM
#20:


The Trent posted...
or we'll just sweep them again like we did in the first series of the year

And that still resulted in you being 2 games behind. So if you only do as good as you already did and that's not good enough to lead the division. Gunna keep trending the other way

---
If you do things right, people won't be sure that you have done anything at all.
I Like Toast Alt - https://mikelikesthis.net/ The Blog Is back
... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent
06/14/21 3:15:59 PM
#21:


i guess we will see what happens!
i'll consider your money on the oaklan--hahahahahahahahahahaha i couldn't finish the sentence no one bets on the A's nice try you trolled me good

---
i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent
you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended
... Copied to Clipboard!
Delirious_Beard
06/14/21 3:21:56 PM
#22:


honestly the circlejerk hating on the astros is annoying af

not only were more teams probably cheating in similar but less brazen ways, but people were actually acting like the astros hitters were complete scrubs without the cheating last year

they had a bunch of assholes on that team however, that's what i dislike about them

---
https://imgur.com/hLHUnOI
You act like I don't know my own way home
... Copied to Clipboard!
Medussa
06/14/21 3:27:22 PM
#23:


Delirious_Beard posted...
honestly the circlejerk hating on the astros is annoying af

facing no consequences and showing no contrition (even going so far as to "embrace the heel turn") will do that.

---
Boom! That's right, this is all happening! You cannot change the channel now!
And then there's Abby... She likes to braid
... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent
06/14/21 3:28:12 PM
#24:


#pleaseboo

---
i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent
you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended
... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent
06/14/21 4:11:23 PM
#25:


wow i just looked at the OP again and WOWZA how can one team lead in so many offensive categories do you think maybe we're the best offense in the league with or without sign stealing and with or without george springer because it kinda looks that way

---
i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent
you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended
... Copied to Clipboard!
Guerrilla Soldier
06/14/21 4:14:15 PM
#26:


i still don't understand how a team can lead in those categories and still be 2nd in their division and there are like 8 teams with a better record in the majors

how do you fuck that up

---
Disclaimer: There's a good chance the above post could be sarcasm.
Die-hard Oakland A's fan --- Keep the A's in Oakland!
... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent
06/14/21 4:14:54 PM
#27:


Guerrilla Soldier posted...
i still don't understand how a team can lead in those categories and still be 2nd in their division and there are like 8 teams with a better record in the majors

how do you fuck that up

Give it time

---
i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent
you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended
... Copied to Clipboard!
Delirious_Beard
06/14/21 4:22:36 PM
#28:


Guerrilla Soldier posted...
i still don't understand how a team can lead in those categories and still be 2nd in their division and there are like 8 teams with a better record in the majors

how do you fuck that up

the astros have been fairly unlucky, while the athletics have been quite lucky

---
https://imgur.com/hLHUnOI
You act like I don't know my own way home
... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent
06/14/21 4:23:52 PM
#29:


literally like 240 games left in the season y'all gonna act like standings matter IN JUNE WITH A TWO GAME DIFFERENCE hahahahahhahahaha

---
i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent
you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended
... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8
06/14/21 4:25:03 PM
#30:


Spooking posted...
Are they still cheating?

Have to be
---
Oda break tracker 2021- 3 (3) | THE Ohio State: 7-1 | Las Vegas Raiders: 8-8
... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent
06/14/21 4:27:27 PM
#31:


voldothegr8 posted...
Have to be

it's the only thing that makes sense tbqh
no one would even expect them to be cheating right now so it's perfect

---
i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent
you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended
... Copied to Clipboard!
hockeybub89
06/14/21 5:19:46 PM
#32:


DirkDiggles posted...
Now this is a season I remember. My Nats

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent
06/14/21 5:20:10 PM
#33:


was a pretty great series!

---
i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent
you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended
... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore
06/14/21 5:22:57 PM
#34:


I liked the Houston Astros in all of their previous eras (Tequila Sunrise, Outer Space era with Randy Johnson, Wild West era) but in their current era with their retro-inspired uniforms they are the worst.

---
She used to look good to me, but now I find her
... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent
06/14/21 5:25:25 PM
#35:


Say what you want about the uniforms but at least the 2021 houston Astros aren't cheating

---
i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent
you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended
... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore
06/14/21 5:27:23 PM
#36:


They have pretty good uniforms now, they are just the most unlikable team is baseball.

---
She used to look good to me, but now I find her
... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent
06/14/21 5:28:09 PM
#37:


Its a good thing its not a popularity contest and its a baseball competition

---
i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent
you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended
... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent
06/14/21 5:58:28 PM
#38:


the astros had 20 hits last night IN AN AWAY GAME WHICH MAKES IT EVEN HARDER TO STEAL SIGNALS

---
i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent
you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended
... Copied to Clipboard!
SevenTenths
06/14/21 6:33:08 PM
#39:


Delirious_Beard posted...
not only were more teams probably cheating in similar but less brazen ways, but people were actually acting like the astros hitters were complete scrubs without the cheating last year

No one is happier than the red Sox that Houston won the piece of metal so everyone forgets the apple watches.

And we're currently undergoing rampant pitching cheating that the MLB just wants people to stop paying attention to.

---
If you do things right, people won't be sure that you have done anything at all.
I Like Toast Alt - https://mikelikesthis.net/ The Blog Is back
... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent
06/14/21 6:34:01 PM
#40:


Yeah if you're upset with the Astros then get over it ya lames baseball players love cheating i agree with toastie

---
i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent
you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended
... Copied to Clipboard!
El Mexicano Texano
06/14/21 6:37:45 PM
#41:


... Copied to Clipboard!
B18Champ
06/14/21 6:38:27 PM
#42:


Who cares about baseball anyway? Its a dying sport
... Copied to Clipboard!
Medussa
06/14/21 6:38:46 PM
#43:


B18Champ posted...
Who cares about baseball anyway? Its a dying sport

*sheepishly raises her hand*

---
Boom! That's right, this is all happening! You cannot change the channel now!
And then there's Abby... She likes to braid
... Copied to Clipboard!
daynlokki
06/14/21 6:38:58 PM
#44:


The Trent posted...


weird that you guys forgot it wasn't even very long ago really
Well I mean they had to cheat to get there. Of course people forget. Probably because if you have to cheat to get a championship, you dont deserve to raise a flag for it.
... Copied to Clipboard!
SevenTenths
06/14/21 6:39:55 PM
#45:


B18Champ posted...
Who cares about baseball anyway? Its a dying sport

Attendance rose by infinity percent since last year

---
If you do things right, people won't be sure that you have done anything at all.
I Like Toast Alt - https://mikelikesthis.net/ The Blog Is back
... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent
06/14/21 6:39:56 PM
#46:


daynlokki posted...
Well I mean they had to cheat to get there. Of course people forget. Probably because if you have to cheat to get a championship, you dont deserve to raise a flag for it.

I guess we will have to look to the record books for the definitive cannon of who won that year!

---
i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent
you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended
... Copied to Clipboard!
Medussa
06/14/21 6:40:37 PM
#47:


The Trent posted...
I guess we will have to look to the record books for the definitive cannon of who won that year!

the asterisks?

---
Boom! That's right, this is all happening! You cannot change the channel now!
And then there's Abby... She likes to braid
... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent
06/14/21 6:41:13 PM
#48:


Medussa posted...
the asterisks?

What asterisks? I dont think they're there, did you just make that up? Wow, you'd do that?

---
i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent
you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended
... Copied to Clipboard!
SevenTenths
06/14/21 6:41:34 PM
#49:


daynlokki posted...
Well I mean they had to cheat to get there. Of course people forget. Probably because if you have to cheat to get a championship, you dont deserve to raise a flag for it.
Tom brady in shambles

---
If you do things right, people won't be sure that you have done anything at all.
I Like Toast Alt - https://mikelikesthis.net/ The Blog Is back
... Copied to Clipboard!
Medussa
06/14/21 6:41:53 PM
#50:


The Trent posted...
Wow, you'd do that?

what, go on the internet and lie? of course not.

---
Boom! That's right, this is all happening! You cannot change the channel now!
And then there's Abby... She likes to braid
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1, 2, 3