Current Events > Watch this lazybones hit his own cart then threaten the Cart Narc with death

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Lost_All_Senses posted...

I 100% am. I think it's funny when people do stuff like that. And all I gotta do is take it off and put it on my fridge instead when I get home.

Well, either way, I ain't a big enough dick to do that to your car.

I feel like if you have time to pester people over carts you should do something that actually produces a positive difference.

Soup kitchen
Neighborhood clean up crew
Big brothers big sisters

Hell, just get a job at the your local x mart and get paid to pick them up yourself.

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Cocytus posted...

Well, either way, I ain't a big enough dick to do that to your car.

The guy doing it is at risk way more than anyone he's approaching. People here would definitely have kicked his ass by now. Obviously not me. But I hang around a lot of people with real anger problems


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furb posted...

I feel like if you have time to pester people over carts you should do something that actually produces a positive difference.

Soup kitchen
Neighborhood clean up crew
Big brothers big sisters

Hell, just get a job at the your local x mart and get paid to pick them up yourself.

Yep. Cart Narcs give ZERO shits about the issue or other peoples cars. They care about those YouTube hits and that $$$.
I bet everything I own this would not be a thing if they couldn't monetize it.

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Lost_All_Senses posted...

You guys are such big babies >_>.

"don't vandalize property and harras people!"
"You're such a big baby!"

It's like talking to a badly behaved 13 year old

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Loudly play licensed music to ruin their video.

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Lost_All_Senses posted...

People here would definitely have kicked his ass by now.

Yeah, whatever.

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UnfairRepresent posted...

You have no right to throw things at other people's cars/property.

That's vandalism and in the right circunstances probably assault.

These people need to learn respect

Ah yes a magnet that does no discernible damage being placed on someones car is now assault but leaving your cart out like a toddler and having the wind blow it so that it barrels into a child or elderly person and causes bodily harm is apparently no big deal. People who litter dont need to learn respect but those who call them out do.


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Hello, 911? Someone just put a magnet on my car!

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Shablagoo posted...

Ah yes a magnet that does no discernible damage being placed on someones car is now assault but leaving your cart out like a toddler and having the wind blow it so that it barrels into a child or elderly person and causes bodily harm is apparently no big deal. People who litter dont need to learn respect but those who call them out do.

The people you're throwing things at do not know what you're throwing or the effect it will have, that's not an excuse

Neither is them being jackasses.

Don't throw things at other people's property.

I shouldn't even have to explain that. IT's beyond obvious

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BeyondWalls posted...

Yeah, whatever.

It's true. I find it very interesting they tend to go to places where a dirty look is considered 4th degree assault. Love to see them try it in a county like mine that actually allows you to use reasonable force to repel someone harassing you. Or a county that actually cares about each other and wouldn't stand for some obnoxious nerd harassing the elderly and disabled.

Cart Narcs are pussies

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PoundGarden posted...

It's true. I find it very interesting they tend to go to places where a dirty look is considered 4th degree assault. Love to see them try it in a county like mine that actually allows you to use reasonable force to repel someone harassing you. Or a county that actually cares about each other and wouldn't stand for some obnoxious nerd harassing the elderly and disabled.

Cart Narcs are pussies

You're a tough guy aren't you.

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Also I fully believe that people who leave their carts out deserve to be publicly shamed for it.

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UnfairRepresent posted...

The people you're throwing things at do not know what you're throwing or the effect it will have, that's not an excuse

Neither is them being jackasses.

Don't throw things at other people's property.

I shouldn't even have to explain that. IT's beyond obvious

Leaving your cart out willy nilly where at best it inconveniences people and at worst it causes an accident do you consider that bad behavior as well? How is it not worse than putting a magnet on a car? Additionally this guy threatened to kill the cart narc which Im pretty fucking sure is a higher crime than putting a removable bumper sticker on someones car; youll probably disagree though.

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ZMythos posted...

You're a tough guy aren't you.

I don't think so. But I do educate myself on the local laws and ordinances before I move somewhere and found that one interesting. Strangely, this is the most polite and friendliest place I've ever lived. I wonder if there's a correlation between giving someone a greenlight to ring someone's bell if they invade your space and will not leave you alone, and the lack of annoying assholes here

So no, not a tough guy. I don't ever want to be in a fight again. But I'm also not going to stand there and be bullied by some nobody dork or stand and watch and guffaw while they do it to someone else.

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Shablagoo posted...

Leaving your cart out willy nilly where at best it inconveniences people and at worst it causes an accident do you consider that bad behavior as well?

Yes

But that doesn't make it okay for you to behave badly.

Again, like talking to a child.
Even if Jenny called you smelly, it's not okay to throw things at her

Shablagoo posted...

Additionally this guy threatened to kill the cart narc which Im pretty fucking sure is a higher crime than putting a removable bumper sticker on someones car; youll probably disagree though.

Maybe but the guy only started shouting angirly after the dude was throwing things at his property.

The law has understandable acceptance for guys being heated when they are harrased. You can't go around throwing things at people, then use their angry response to you throwing things at them as a justification. That's madness.

It's wrong to punch someone but what do you think will happen if you run into a place and throw things at someone's wife in front of them?

Just don't throw things at people or their property. Simple.

Ever heard of the Eggshell Skull doctrine?

Even throwing a magnet (which I repeat the guys he's throwing things at don't know that's what he's doing) means he is responsible for whatever the consequences are.

Don't do it. don't throw things at people or their property.

Simple


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Pepys Monster posted...

First, you linked to a google search instead of a video. Are you talking about this one?

https://youtu.be/HTNFsiK55qY

Secondly, her daughter is at home. Nothing in the video occurs in front of her child.

He regularly lies to create false narratives.

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So the guy who doesnt give a shit about a cart breaking out YOUR taillight is super sensitive about a possible tiny scratch in HIS clear coat?

OK.
Let me give a shit.

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I mean the fact he considers it wrong to have liquid and paper cups throw at him/his property (I agree) says it all about how "It's only a magnet (which they don't know)" is a bullshit justification.

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UnfairRepresent posted...

I mean the fact he considers it wrong to have liquid and paper cups throw at him/his property (I agree) says it all about how "It's only a magnet (which they don't know)" is a bullshit justification.

I mean he usually puts more than one magnet on the car, so they know after the first one.

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IfGodCouldDie posted...

He regularly lies to create false narratives.

Awwww, is hims still salty he doesn't understand basic concepts? Need your binky and a juice box?

Jesus christ dude


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@JustMyOpinion what are your thoughts on the cart narc

ZMythos posted...

I mean he usually puts more than one magnet on the car, so they know after the first one.

Not really?

I can tell you have an extremely sheltered upbringing.

I've lived in places where people threw rocks at you and cars. And they would often alternate between paper or plastic before the rocks. Just whatever they could grab.

Dangerous unhinged unstable people with no respect for your property are not people you can trust.

It's such a bullshit defense of throwing things at property. don't do it.

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UnfairRepresent posted...

Yes

But that doesn't make it okay for you to behave badly.

Again, like talking to a child.
Even if Jenny called you smelly, it's not okay to throw things at her

Is it ok to ask her to please not call you smelly and not to do it anymore, or should you just be cool with her calling you (and everyone else) smelly whenever she wants for the rest of her life?


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UnfairRepresent posted...

Not really?

I can tell you have an extremely sheltered upbringing.

I've lived in places where people threw rocks at you and cars. And they would often alternate between paper or plastic before the rocks. Just whatever they could grab.

Dangerous unhinged unstable people with no respect for your property are not people you can trust.

It's such a bullshit defense of throwing things at property. don't do it.

Dude, putting a magnet on a car in most places isn't vandalism. And he's not throwing anything.

And I'm not "sheltered" I just don't deal with those confrontations because I'm responsible enough to return my shopping cart in the first place.

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BeyondWalls posted...

Yeah, whatever.

Do you believe that everyone online lives in a gated community? Again, thos doesn't mean me myself ain't a pussy. Because I am. I literally admitted in my first post to not liking confrontation. But are you umder the impression that tougher neighborhoods exists in America, yet no one lives in them? Or maybe you think the internet doesn't exist in them lol. I'm not saying I'm in the rough parts of Detroit or anything, that's a whole ass 2 hours away. But there's a lot of stuff in between that and gated communities. And it's not a flex to live in a rough place. It sucks.

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Meh stop a douchebag in Russia is better

Its only a matter of time till someone just pulls out a pistol and shoots this guy

ZMythos posted...

Dude, putting a magnet on a car in most places isn't vandalism. And he's not throwing anything.

He's very clearly throwing them in several videos. OFten as they drive away

And I'm not "sheltered" I just don't deal with those confrontations because I'm responsible enough to return my shopping cart in the first place.

This is dumb

"anyone who has things thrown at them by unbalanced people deserved it and is irreesponsible!"

No. Don't throw things at people or property.

This is not hard to understand. Stop being obtuse and victim blaming

And yes you are massively massively sheltered.

Anyone who doesn't understand why a clearly unbalanced man throwing things at them isn#t a bad thing because "Can't you guess what he's throwing and that it isn't that bad?" has had 0 dealings with unbalanced or dangerous people.


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UnfairRepresent posted...

has had 0 dealings with unbalanced or dangerous people.

I have personally had many dealings with those sorts of people and never once did I think freaking out and cussing at them 1,000 times and threatening to kill them was an appropriate course of action.

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Shablagoo posted...

I have personally had many dealings with those sorts of people and never once did I think freaking out and cussing at them 1,000 times and threatening to kill them was an appropriate course of action.

You're switching horses . Nobody said or implied it was.

If you really had that experience you'd know "Well why don't you just assume the clearly unbalanced guy shouting and throwing things at you is harmless and the stuff he is throwing is and always will be harmless too!?" is utter bullshit

Do not throw things at people or their property

End of

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No problem lugging around groceries in a massive store or chasing this dweeb around the parking lot. Privledged enough to see a doc for a tweaked back and get a handicap tag. But she said it's better now so maybe don't use the spot, you're not that important. Doesn't actually care about getting back home to her daughter because she's willing to engage all day with this dude.

And of course she's friends with the manager. That says everything.

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bobaban posted...

Its only a matter of time till someone just pulls out a pistol and shoots this guy

And when it happens, i hope to hell the shooter doesn't accidentally hit some poor person not even involved just loading groceries into their car. Thats my biggest problem with these idiots. They're throwing wide open the door to a real tragedy for YouTube hits.

And since some people can't understand cause and effect, they don't care and will just see my post as "justifying" the shooting vs analyzing the stupid fucking chain of events that led to it. Shooting someone for annoying you is obviously wrong, but one cannot deny the role Cart Narcs played when it eventually happens.

And it 100% WILL happen eventually.

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PoundGarden posted...

And when it happens, i hope to hell the shooter doesn't accidentally hit some poor person

I like how you guys are more outraged by someone asking you to put a cart back than you are about an active shooter mowing a stranger down in the parking lot.

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On one of the videos some guy in a company van brandished a pistol and racked the slide at him.

BeyondWalls posted...

I like how you guys are more outraged by someone asking you to put a cart back than you are about an active shooter mowing a stranger down in the parking lot.

Yeah that's fucked up
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ShotgunSilencer posted...

"hyyah! I blocked your attack with my baton" LOL

This was great

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Are cart narcs really a thing? I get annoyed when people leave their carts mere feet away from the stalls but not enough to annoy them back and mess with their property.

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CE:

Guy gets shamed for not putting his cart back: "That guy didn't deserve that!"

Guys gets shot dead over a bumper magnet: "That guy totally deserved that!"

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BeyondWalls posted...

CE:

Guy gets shamed for not putting his cart back: "That guy didn't deserve that!"

Guys gets shot dead over a bumper magnet: "That guy totally deserved that!"

Literally nobody has said they deserve to be shot. We're merely amazed it hasn't happened.

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PoundGarden posted...

Literally nobody has said they deserve to be shot. We're merely amazed it hasn't happened.

*****We're merely fantasizing about it because lazybonesitis has eaten away at our brains.

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