Current Events > Christian Karen assumes two kids are on a date, tries to convert dem

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https://youtu.be/0IZX1NU0WDc

Lmao what a dumb bitch
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I wouldve been a smart ass and replied wait you talk to imaginary friends? When she said god sent her to talk to them.

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They handled that well. A lot of kids think they're supposed to just respectfully take whatever adults throw at them when they approach them in public. Myself included when I was that age.

Fuck religion.

I would have been rude as fuck to her and tried to trigger a meltdown
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She thought they were lesbians?

That's when I'd start making bedroom eyes at my friend, wink, and lean over to kiss them. Then we'd start making out, messily, in public while I keep turning to the lady saying "tell me more oh god yes" and moaning.

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gunplagirl posted...

She thought they were lesbians?

That's when I'd start making bedroom eyes at my friend, wink, and lean over to kiss them. Then we'd start making out, messily, in public while I keep turning to the lady saying "tell me more oh god yes" and moaning.

Dey are cousins doe
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Unsolicitated proselytizing should be a valid defense against assault charges.

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she seems like nurturing waifu material tbh

ssj3vegeta2 posted...

Dey are cousins doe

I was purely talking about what I'd do. My apologies.

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Them being cousins made it even funnier but yeah, like... throughout teenage years and college it was pretty normal for me and a friend to go get lunch or dinner or whatever. I didn't realize two guys eating together was very date-looking. >_>

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Im always so conflicted about these. I mean, yeah, she seems like a pushy ignoramus from our perspective, but from hers shes just trying to save them from an eternity of torment.

I guess Im saying her heart is in the right place, even if her brain isnt.

Kami_no_Kami posted...

Im always so conflicted about these. I mean, yeah, she seems like a pushy ignoramus from our perspective, but from hers shes just trying to save them from an eternity of torment.

I guess Im saying her heart is in the right place, even if her brain isnt.

Troll post?

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ssj3vegeta2 posted...

Dey are cousins doe

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Too much ignorance to address. I'll just address this one.

Two people sitting at a booth of the same gender means they're gay? Kinda insecure to assume if ask me.

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DeadBankerDream posted...

Troll post?

I dont understand what could be considered trollish about my post (is it because they arent actually lesbians? If so, yeah she is dumb for misreading the situation so extremely). I was just saying that I can understand why fundies do what they do, even if I dont share their beliefs or agree with their actions. Is trying to be understanding trolling now?

Hmm
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Kami_no_Kami posted...

I dont understand what could be considered trollish about my post (is it because they arent actually lesbians? If so, yeah she is dumb for misreading the situation so extremely). I was just saying that I can understand why fundies do what they do, even if I dont share their beliefs or agree with their actions. Is trying to be understanding trolling now?

Would you say that you can understand why Islamic fundamentalists flew planes into the twin towers too?

I'm not disputing your observation, just wondering if it's applied universally.

lol
this is what passes as a karen now a days?

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The Top Crusader posted...

Them being cousins made it even funnier but yeah, like... throughout teenage years and college it was pretty normal for me and a friend to go get lunch or dinner or whatever. I didn't realize two guys eating together was very date-looking. >_>

I think it's only weird in certain parts of Murrika. My best friend and I would often get lunch once a week or so and I'm pretty sure people thought we were gay lol. Who cares, their hangup.

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GiggetySplicer posted...

Why wouldn't it?

she wasn't yelling like an idiot
or calling the cops

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don't think so

a non karen karen

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armandro posted...

don't think so

a non karen karen

What would she have to do to be considered a Karen in your book?

"god told me to come over to you guys"

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This is why Christians get no respect

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Ruvan22 posted...

What would she have to do to be considered a Karen in your book?

flip out

like what karen-like behavior did she show?

she was nice and respectful
asked questions
and then left

I honestly can't tell if you guys are messing with me

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Ruvan22 posted...

What would she have to do to be considered a Karen in your book?

The classic "I'd like to speak with your manager" kinda line (which obviously would have no place in that conversation, so it's out). Or flip out and start yelling. Or act entitled. The title of Karen has been thrown around too easily these days. It used to be about the middle aged mom with short hair screaming at fast food workers because she had to wait 2 minutes for her order. Now it's just any ol' weird lady.

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This is almost like that time they made Ancestry.com into a dating web sight

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She literally said she wasn't forcing it on them and left politely soon after. What is that being "entitled" to, and how is that being demanding given her quick exit? And how is she being self-absorbed and dramatic?

As mentioned, Karen is thrown around too much nowadays. She's just inconsiderate and too zealous about her religion; far from a Karen-defining traits.

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Fuck cultist religions. This idea of commitment to a God, no matter your religion, is crazy cultish. Submitting to a religion opens you to being groomed way too damn easily.

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But my point is still that she left quickly and politely without being demanding about it. I will say that she is a Karen now though. A quick glance a Wikipedia says that the term is now being used just to refer to middle class white women now...

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YugiNoob posted...

But my point is still that she left quickly and politely without being demanding about it. I will say that she is a Karen now though. A quick glance a Wikipedia says that the term is now being used just to refer to middle class white women now...

She left after finding out they weren't dating. And i wouldn't use "Karen" in this situation either, but it's probably the nicest thing you could call this nosy whack job

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ssj3vegeta2 posted...

Dey are cousins doe

Sailor Moon cousins or actual cousins?

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YugiNoob posted...

But my point is still that she left quickly and politely without being demanding about it. I will say that she is a Karen now though. A quick glance a Wikipedia says that the term is now being used just to refer to middle class white women now...

But "our" point is that she inserted herself (giggity) into someone else's situation with little information and persisted in pushing her narrative. She did leave quietly but not at the first statement by the teens.

Ruvan22 posted...

But "our" point is that she inserted herself (giggity) into someone else's situation with little information and persisted in pushing her narrative. She did leave quietly but not at the first statement by the teens.

But once again, my point is that her actions arent that of a (traditional) Karen. Merely being nosy isnt a Karen-specific trait. The Karens of old wouldnt butt in just to quickly give up; they would go and complain to someone if their demands werent met.

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@YugiNoob I understand your points, Karen is absolutely another buzzword/title that has been bastardized over the years, especially by the internet for words such as epic, toxic, woke, and even troll.

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Yeah, when I think of Karens, I think of the ladies who call the cops on guys who are birdwatching or kids running a lemonade stand.

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Words evolve, guys. Deal with it.

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Exactly, which is why I said she was indeed a Karen, and that she didnt display traditional Karen traits, since now the word has nothing to do with personality.

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YugiNoob posted...

But once again, my point is that her actions arent that of a (traditional) Karen. Merely being nosy isnt a Karen-specific trait. The Karens of old wouldnt butt in just to quickly give up; they would go and complain to someone if their demands werent met.

I kinda get what you mean though I'd argue the connotation has changed. Would you considered the lady questioning her neighbor whether he trespassing when he put up a BLM sign a Karen?

Ruvan22 posted...

I kinda get what you mean though I'd argue the connotation has changed. Would you considered the lady questioning her neighbor whether he trespassing when he put up a BLM sign a Karen?

Depends on the color of her skin and social status now.

In the past, I would definitely consider that Karen behavior. But now, the term has been changed to refer to middle class white women. So she could be the one putting up a BLM sign in that scenario and she would be the Karen.

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YugiNoob posted...

Depends on the color of her skin and social status now.

In the past, I would definitely consider that Karen behavior. But now, the term has been changed to refer to middle class white women. So she could be the one putting up a BLM sign in that scenario and she would be the Karen.

Dude, that is so epic, keep being woke and clowning on these toxic trolls.

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The lady just assumed wrong. Nothing too bad.

what a passive-aggressive asshole.

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