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Frostmourne
06/10/21 8:19:31 PM
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Who the f*** decided to bring these useless insects in existence?
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Johnny_Nutcase
06/10/21 8:20:38 PM
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Mosquitos.

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fhqwhgads
06/10/21 8:21:21 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Mosquitos.


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Frostmourne
06/10/21 8:21:28 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Mosquitos.


They dont annoy anyone as much as flies though.
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Johnny_Nutcase
06/10/21 8:22:54 PM
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Frostmourne posted...
They dont annoy anyone as much as flies though.

Not the flies I know. Mosquitos are honed into your blood. Once they get it they leave a scratchy bump that doesn't go away for about a day. Flies just get in the way of things.

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awesome999
06/10/21 8:24:43 PM
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Yeah, mosquitoes are worse
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Frostmourne
06/10/21 8:25:07 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...


Not the flies I know. Mosquitos are honed into your blood. Once they get it they leave a scratchy bump that doesn't go away for about a day. Flies just get in the way of things.


But they dont get in the house like flies do. Even if the house is clean af like mine.
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Lonestar2000
06/10/21 8:26:24 PM
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D, fleas are the worst.

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Johnny_Nutcase
06/10/21 8:26:46 PM
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Mosquitos most certainly can get into your house. Leave your fucking door open just long enough one summer night and that dirt bastard will eventually seek you out.

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SSJCAT
06/10/21 8:27:07 PM
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Frostmourne posted...
They dont annoy anyone as much as flies though.
Lol try living in the south

and flies are a benefit to the environment idk what you talkin bout tc

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Frostmourne
06/10/21 8:28:27 PM
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SSJCAT posted...

Lol try living in the south

and flies are a benefit to the environment idk what you talkin bout tc


I do live in the south. And where i live in south Texas. I get more flies than mosquitoes..
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Questionmarktarius
06/10/21 8:30:20 PM
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Mistere Man
06/10/21 8:32:51 PM
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Flies are great. If you can get enough of them to throw up on a bank wall it will melt it, and you can take the money to fund your over priced patio furniture addiction . At least that is what a cartoon cow told me.

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fhqwhgads
06/11/21 4:15:46 PM
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Frostmourne posted...
I do live in the south. And where i live in south Texas. I get more flies than mosquitoes..
You live near a landfill or something? I've never had a problem with flies.

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bsp77
06/11/21 4:16:24 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Mosquitos.


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catboy
06/11/21 4:16:44 PM
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I thought topic was about flies being the most annoying and useless PETS

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BloodMoon7
06/11/21 4:18:56 PM
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When a fly flies by your ear.

Terrible.

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Solar_Crimson
06/11/21 4:21:30 PM
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Lonestar2000 posted...
D, fleas are the worst.
Bed bugs are even worse.

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Paragon21XX
06/11/21 4:22:24 PM
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Their maggot form is very useful though. But fuck their adult form: their only bit of usefulness is to give birth to more maggots.

The only pests worse than flies are mosquitoes, ticks, bedbugs, and fleas because there is literally nothing to justify their existence

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PoundGarden
06/11/21 4:25:49 PM
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The secret to catching/killing a fly with your bare hands is to aim just above where they landed.
A fly has to take off vertically and will see you coming 90% of the time, thus aim where they're going/have to be.

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TwoBit_Samurai
06/11/21 4:27:55 PM
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Lonestar2000 posted...
D, fleas are the worst.

Fleas are the worst to me too. We have several cats, and took in an abused stray. He had the worst case of fleas. It of course spread to our other cats, and we couldn't find a proper flea medicine to get rid of them. Worst of all is that fleas can carry tapeworms. If a cat eats one of these fleas, prepare to have little white worm segments crawling out of your cats ass. We went through so much tapeworm and flea medicine that summer.

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BilalPowell
06/12/21 12:23:11 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Mosquitos.


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Solid Snake07
06/12/21 12:35:17 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Mosquitos.


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skermac
06/12/21 12:40:43 AM
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mobilebloechel posted...
Everything has a use. But yeah they are annoying

how are flies beneficial?

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Master Kazuya
06/12/21 12:42:03 AM
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PoundGarden posted...
The secret to catching/killing a fly with your bare hands is to aim just above where they landed.

Inefficient. The "secret" to catching a fly is light + spray. They are attracted to light. Bait them into an enclosed area with light if you need to.

If/once they're around you, spray them with something (like nonstick spray, cleaner, foaming air freshener, etc) so that their wings are too heavy for them to fly. Then you just scoop em and do as you wish.

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Solid Snake07
06/12/21 12:44:41 AM
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skermac posted...
how are flies beneficial?


They're a food source to other animals if nothing else. I can't think of anything that serves literally no purpose

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SSJKirby
06/12/21 12:46:11 AM
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skermac posted...
how are flies beneficial?
maggots eat rotting flesh and help decomposition

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eggcorn
06/12/21 1:01:50 AM
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Master Kazuya posted...
Inefficient. The "secret" to catching a fly is light + spray. They are attracted to light. Bait them into an enclosed area with light if you need to.

If/once they're around you, spray them with something (like nonstick spray, cleaner, foaming air freshener, etc) so that their wings are too heavy for them to fly. Then you just scoop em and do as you wish.
lol all you have to do is clap a couple of inches above them and you get them every time. Your way is way more inefficient and sloppy wait let me get a light and spray oil or foam everywhere lmao

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IHeartRadiation
06/12/21 2:30:50 AM
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I could always post that vid again of that man who has the bottom of his foot completely infested with fleas.

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Bad_Mojo
06/12/21 2:33:00 AM
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IfGodCouldDie
06/12/21 2:37:57 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Mosquitos.


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TetsuoS2
06/12/21 2:47:05 AM
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IHeartRadiation posted...
I could always post that vid again of that man who has the bottom of his foot completely infested with fleas.

wtf

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fhqwhgads
06/12/21 2:48:32 AM
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IHeartRadiation posted...
I could always post that vid again of that man who has the bottom of his foot completely infested with fleas.
No

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littlebro07
06/12/21 2:54:10 AM
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Mosquitos

Just get a couple of those fly trap bags to hang up near your doors and you wont have to worry about flies getting in the house

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Srk700
06/12/21 2:59:14 AM
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IHeartRadiation posted...
I could always post that vid again of that man who has the bottom of his foot completely infested with fleas.

Please don't
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