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TheChosenPurist 06/10/21 12:52:47 PM #1:	They run up to you and frantically scream DONT WIPE YOUR ASS!! before a group of men exit a dark colored van and shoot them to death with laser pistols; you narrowly escape. What do you do? <cite>TheChosenPurist posted [p:954847929] in A slightly... [t:79505194]...</cite> <quote>They run up to you and frantically scream DONT WIPE YOUR ASS!! before a group of men exit a dark colored van and shoot them to death with laser pistols; you narrowly escape. What do you do? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PatrickMahomes 06/10/21 12:53:00 PM #2:	I don't wipe my ass --- NFLB 2021 Summersim mk.2 Roster (0-0): https://imgur.com/D09Ojlx https://imgur.com/cEQy3f4 / https://imgur.com/gWKaLHC <cite>PatrickMahomes posted [p:954847943] in A slightly... [t:79505194]...</cite> <quote>I don't wipe my ass </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 06/10/21 12:53:18 PM #3:	Ill shoulder check him into fucking outer space literally <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:954847953] in A slightly... [t:79505194]...</cite> <quote>Ill shoulder check him into fucking outer space literally </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BuckVanHammer 06/10/21 12:54:10 PM #5:	get s 30 pack of corndogs --- Minimal, yet feature rich. https://imgur.com/bphehs8 <cite>BuckVanHammer posted [p:954847986] in A slightly... [t:79505194]...</cite> <quote>get s 30 pack of corndogs </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 06/10/21 12:54:17 PM #6:	Orbit <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:954847988] in A slightly... [t:79505194]...</cite> <quote>Orbit </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 06/10/21 12:54:42 PM #7:	Buy that nitrocellulose toilet paper anyway. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:954848006] in A slightly... [t:79505194]...</cite> <quote>Buy that nitrocellulose toilet paper anyway. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 06/10/21 12:59:06 PM #8:	Check his pockets for toilet paper --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:954848170] in A slightly... [t:79505194]...</cite> <quote>Check his pockets for toilet paper </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CyricZ 06/10/21 1:00:06 PM #9:	There are two things you do with your alternate self. Kill them or fuck them. --- CyricZ He/him <cite>CyricZ posted [p:954848204] in A slightly... [t:79505194]...</cite> <quote>There are two things you do with your alternate self. Kill them or fuck them. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Criminalt 06/10/21 1:02:19 PM #10:	Questionmarktarius posted... Buy that nitrocellulose toilet paper anyway. Just don't sniff it after you wipe and risk losing an eye. --- ~.\|o <cite>Criminalt posted [p:954848274] in A slightly... [t:79505194]...</cite> <quote>Questionmarktarius posted... </cite> <quote>Buy that nitrocellulose toilet paper anyway.</quote>Just don't sniff it after you wipe and risk losing an eye. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 06/10/21 1:06:25 PM #11:	Criminalt posted... Just don't sniff it after you wipe and risk losing an eye. The eye is still intact, just a little bit infected. May have to get an eyepatch to keep the ointment in place. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:954848415] in A slightly... [t:79505194]...</cite> <quote>Criminalt posted... </cite> <quote>Just don't sniff it after you wipe and risk losing an eye.</quote>The eye is still intact, just a little bit infected. May have to get an eyepatch to keep the ointment in place. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Criminalt 06/10/21 1:07:05 PM #12:	And so it begins... --- ~.\|o <cite>Criminalt posted [p:954848437] in A slightly... [t:79505194]...</cite> <quote>And so it begins... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eston 06/10/21 1:15:57 PM #13:	That reminds me, if I ever get a chance to go back in time and meet my past self, I'm totally going to wear an eyepatch just to keep that guy guessing --- http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/estonc/grizzly_bear_chairs_2.jpg https://imgur.com/8kjZU <cite>eston posted [p:954848720] in A slightly... [t:79505194]...</cite> <quote>That reminds me, if I ever get a chance to go back in time and meet my past self, I'm totally going to wear an eyepatch just to keep that guy guessing </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Umbreon 06/10/21 1:17:39 PM #14:	Invest in a bidet. --- Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile) 12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached. <cite>Umbreon posted [p:954848767] in A slightly... [t:79505194]...</cite> <quote>Invest in a bidet. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 06/10/21 1:18:01 PM #15:	So a couple of burly guys were asking about that toilet paper. Should I be concerned? <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:954848779] in A slightly... [t:79505194]...</cite> <quote>So a couple of burly guys were asking about that toilet paper. Should I be concerned? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
iPhone_7 06/10/21 1:34:56 PM #16:	Umbreon posted... Invest in a bidet. Best answer here. --- Sig User Logic https://imgur.com/lA5fm7w <cite>iPhone_7 posted [p:954849311] in A slightly... [t:79505194]...</cite> <quote>Umbreon posted... </cite> <quote>Invest in a bidet.</quote>Best answer here. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheChosenPurist 06/10/21 3:29:41 PM #17:	PatrickMahomes posted... I don't wipe my ass <cite>TheChosenPurist posted [p:954853138] in A slightly... [t:79505194]...</cite> <quote>PatrickMahomes posted... </cite> <quote>I don't wipe my ass</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SrRd_RacinG 06/10/21 3:30:28 PM #18:	"What are your pronouns?" --- https://media.giphy.com/media/l3vRn3I4UyDoKyWLC/giphy.gif <cite>SrRd_RacinG posted [p:954853169] in A slightly... [t:79505194]...</cite> <quote>"What are your pronouns?" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarshallStack 06/11/21 1:38:28 AM #19:	Kiryu-chan! --- "it's a flaming wonder, telepath" <cite>MarshallStack posted [p:954872817] in A slightly... [t:79505194]...</cite> <quote>Kiryu-chan! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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