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the0rebirth
06/09/21 5:01:36 PM
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someone would have taken justice into their own hands and killed Joker by now.

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g0ldie
06/09/21 5:02:34 PM
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tbf, he has goons and hyenas.

the only person he's gonna let kill him is Batman.

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LeadPipeCinche
06/09/21 5:06:21 PM
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the0rebirth posted...
someone would have taken justice into their own hands and killed Joker by now.


Ah Superman did in Injustice
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the0rebirth
06/09/21 5:09:03 PM
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g0ldie posted...
tbf, he has goons and hyenas.

the only person he's gonna let kill him is Batman.

I mean even the cops who arrest him. He would have been Jeff Epstein'd after his third massacre, tops.

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Laserion
06/09/21 5:09:52 PM
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Nah. That random common guy that wanted to do something really bad, and shot Batman? He can take the Joker too.

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the0rebirth
06/09/21 5:10:39 PM
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Somebody would have spent 5 minutes alone with him while the security cameras were off, and he'd have been found hanging from the ceiling from an "apparent suicide".

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Lost_All_Senses
06/09/21 5:10:48 PM
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IRL, most villians would get killed by a trigger-happy redneck that crossed paths with. They wouldn't even have to know him before it happened

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sLaCkEr408___RJ
06/09/21 5:11:16 PM
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Joker is a supervillain. No random off the street is taking him out.

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the0rebirth
06/09/21 5:12:11 PM
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sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
Joker is a supervillain. No random off the street is taking him out.

He's a regular person. One bullet could end it all, and he's been in compromised situations plenty of times.

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daynlokki
06/09/21 5:12:31 PM
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sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
Joker is a supervillain. No random off the street is taking him out.
The President of France just got slapped by someone. Joker has no powers to stop someone from just randomly popping a shot at him.
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Lokison
06/09/21 5:12:53 PM
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Agreed. What's to stop someone who's wife and daughter were killed by Joker from joining his gang, going up in the ranks just enough to get close to him and then pulling out a small snubnose revolver and shooting him in the face? Plot. And only Plot.

Or a sniper rifle. I'd love to see a former military person snipe Joker while telling batman his whole speech. Like right in the middle of joker laughing in Bats face he just shoots him in the head.

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sLaCkEr408___RJ
06/09/21 5:13:00 PM
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the0rebirth posted...
He's a regular person.
As is Batman
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the0rebirth
06/09/21 5:14:35 PM
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sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
As is Batman

Joker wears an armored costume, a belt that contains innumerable gadgets, and knows every martial art known to man?

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sLaCkEr408___RJ
06/09/21 5:18:00 PM
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the0rebirth posted...
Joker wears an armored costume, a belt that contains innumerable gadgets, and knows every martial art known to man?
Yes
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the0rebirth
06/09/21 5:21:05 PM
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Lokison posted...
Agreed. What's to stop someone who's wife and daughter were killed by Joker from joining his gang, going up in the ranks just enough to get close to him and then pulling out a small snubnose revolver and shooting him in the face? Plot. And only Plot.

Or a sniper rifle. I'd love to see a former military person snipe Joker while telling batman his whole speech. Like right in the middle of joker laughing in Bats face he just shoots him in the head.

Exactly. The idea that Joker is too slick/protected/whatever to be killed by anyone except Batman is bullcrap. Every time Joker is delivered to cops, his fate rests in their hands. Realistically, some officer whose spouse/child/friend or perhaps even WHOLE FAMILY was killed by Joker, would have ended him regardless of consequences.

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the0rebirth
06/09/21 5:21:37 PM
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sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
Yes

Well, the only problem is, that's not true. So...

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Lokison
06/09/21 5:25:50 PM
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the0rebirth posted...
Exactly. The idea that Joker is too slick/protected/whatever to be killed by anyone except Batman is bullcrap. Every time Joker is delivered to cops, his fate rests in their hands. Realistically, some officer whose spouse/child/friend or perhaps even WHOLE FAMILY was killed by Joker, would have ended him regardless of consequences.
And probably walk away a free man applauded by all of Gotham. Why a Cop whose probably had his life threatened by Joker for his whole life hasn't just said "Fuck it, I'll be a hero to everyone for this" hasn't done it is all plot armor.

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logical
06/09/21 5:39:55 PM
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sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
As is Batman

Yes, let's compare a makeup-wearing psycho to a highly-trained ninja who wears battle suits and has at least 10 different weapons at any given moment.

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