Current Events > Cicadas took on Biden's press plane. They won.

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PrettyBoyFloyd
06/09/21 6:17:44 AM
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https://www.wral.com/cicadas-took-on-biden-s-press-plane-they-won/19717427/

WASHINGTON The plane set to carry dozens of journalists to Europe to cover President Joe Bidens first trip abroad was on the runway, ready to take off.

The cicadas had other ideas.

Somehow, the flying insects had filled the planes engines, grounding it and forcing Bidens aides to scramble for another way to ferry the reporters overseas.

What was supposed to be a 9 p.m. departure was delayed until 11.

And then until 2:15 a.m.

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Irony
06/09/21 6:18:51 AM
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Cicadas are literal terrorists

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Xethuminra
06/09/21 6:19:24 AM
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The whole world went mad today didnt it

stupid
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jpenny2
06/09/21 6:19:32 AM
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Alt-right cicadas

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PrettyBoyFloyd
06/09/21 6:35:17 AM
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Irony posted...
Cicadas are literal terrorists

Amorous cicada blamed for causing car crash in Cincinnati

CINCINNATI An amorous cicada was blamed for causing a car crash in Ohio.

The insect flew through an open window, striking the driver in the face on Monday night, Cincinnati police said.

The motorist drove off Riverside Drive and crashed into a utility pole, damaging the vehicle.

The motorist sustained minor injuries, but police tweeted photos showing the car was heavily damaged.


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Lokison
06/09/21 6:41:33 AM
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Little fuckers. I'm scared of them in a way to be honest. Did you know that if you're to close to them when they "sing" it could rupture your ear drum? Shits fucked up.

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Slayer_22
06/09/21 6:42:10 AM
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Even the Cicadas are Trumpers. Damn.
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BloodMoon7
06/09/21 6:49:23 AM
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Kill them all I say. Raze the very soil if thou must, but slay the wicked cicada scourge.

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Dark_SilverX
06/09/21 6:53:14 AM
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heroic cicadas

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